Either the power of wind to cut things in half (Bisected) or power over fire so you can bake me tasty treats easier.
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I bet I know what you're gonna say...
The Absolute Madman
The power to get rock hard???
......
-Exit stage right-
"We be we baby!"
The power of making the best sandwiches.
Uhh.
edited 21st Jul '15 8:11:25 PM by IchigoPockyChama
The Absolute Madman
The power to shoot Pocky sticks out her breasts.
The power to... make things that really shouldn't be possible happen.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
He can already eat universes, so let's have him able to eat time itself while we're at it!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
"Just as planned."
The ability to randomly give other people diseases!
"Did you expect somebody else?"
The power and more importantly freedom to beat the hell out of anyone you please.
edited 21st Jul '15 11:31:58 PM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
The ability to turn into a rock at will to fall on a man and get away with it. After all, nobody would normally blame an otherwise inanimate object, right?.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Immunity to STIs. Not what you were expecting, was it?
Please don't make jokes like that, you've made me uncomfortable.
edited 22nd Jul '15 12:40:06 AM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Tief girl with eartude
The ability to devour universes and excrete anti-matter.
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The ability to turn raw materials into a preferably more useful object via touch
The Artifact. Is currently Lazy Hazy.
The Absolute Madman
The power to craft swords out of any matter.
"We be we baby!"
Last Boy on Earth
Matter manipulation.
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
The Absolute Madman
Evil voodoo magic.
"We be we baby!"
The King Without a Kingdom
Manipulation of shadows.
It's been 3000 years…
Last Boy on Earth
Madness plague.
All of time and space, anywhere and everywhere, any star that ever was. Where do you want to start?
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Probability Control
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Please, though. PLZ.
edited 26th Jul '15 8:07:37 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The power to induce excessive theatrics in those around you.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
The power to produce literal Nightmare Fuel! Run it through an engine to produce the most epic Brown Notes!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The power...to chill!
I'll see myself out.
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