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I'd rather not deal with a zombie apocalypse at the first place.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Happy New Year!
well honestly that would depend if I was a zombie or not.
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Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
Just as long as it's like those few times where humanity wins for once. 
A nice butterfly
High Ground + Find Food sources (farmable earth, cattle, etc. A supermarket will run out) = Safe Haven.
By High Ground I do not just mean a hill. I mean something a la george of the Jungle you gotta climb with ropes, a silly pulley system or an elevator.
For all we know, The Jetsons might be living in a Post Apoc Zombie future, but hey, you don't see the zombies annoying them huh.
edited 8th Sep '14 8:37:25 AM by Aszur
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
I'd go full on Magical Girl and create a World-Healing Wave, removing the zombies.
Shut up!
If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I would...
...die.
Fear is a superpower.
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
Can the zombies be like the ones from Quake? We should have less flesh-eating zombies and more flesh-throwing ones. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Pirate AND writer!
I'd like to think I would survive and thrive. In reality, I'd probably be among the first to go.
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I'd probably be the first go too.
So what should I do?
I say I should set myself on fire and run into the city, swinging baseball clubs wildly. I'm pretty sure I can take on at least a couple of zombies.
Or I end up just becoming a barbeque on feet.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
These answers amuse me in ways that should be shared with the world. Right before I turn it into a giant disco furnace.
Sorry. I'm going on a hiatus, hopefully for only a few days. Probably longer. I think its allergies. At least some of it.
Staring At My Own Grave
MWARRR! GRR! RRRR! BRAINS! FLESH! RWARMRR! GRUNT!
Actually, I just remembered, I wrote a short story a long time ago that was about me and my guy surviving a zombie apocalypse. (We live next to a cemetery and our joking with each other led to this).
Unfortunately, since writing the piece, the cat featured in it died for real and did not know undeath.
edited 8th Sep '14 5:50:09 PM by Shadsie
In which I attempt to be a writer.
Eye'm the cutest!
I'd simply load up my Mosin-Nagant, pack up my ammo, fix bayonet and say (in my worst Russian accent) towards the zombies "Is good day to die da? Well then tovarisch, let's start with YOU!"
edited 8th Sep '14 7:34:28 PM by MajorTom
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
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URRAAAAAAA!!!!!!
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
I'm pretty useless already, so I'd be screwed in an apocalypse scenario.
"Yup. That tasted purple."
"Just as planned."
I'd probably get a minigun and defend those who I could, just because in such a situation we'd face the issue of trying to repopulate and administer the area - and anybody who is willing to work with other people would be useful for that.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
I'd willingly spread the zombie virus, screw humanity!I'd attempt to flee by the sea, my house is very nearby. They don't swim, do they?
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Heh.
I'm always loved this gem from the long defunct tropes tales.
edited 9th Sep '14 3:20:14 PM by joeyjojo
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Children of the Elder God was the first thing I thought about even before you've finished description
If we disagree, that much, at least, we have in common
I really should beat that game one day....
Sorry. I'm going on a hiatus, hopefully for only a few days. Probably longer. I think its allergies. At least some of it.
Maid of Time
I would genetically engineer mutant plant weapons and use them to guard my house from the zombies.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
In case we are running low on fuel I am getting a machine gun cart
Having trouble pasting youtube for some reason https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGofoatz-20&index=1&list=PL4D92DCF0567DCDAD
So anyway, an awesome Soviet song perfect for moving down zombie hordes
edited 9th Sep '14 9:39:47 AM by Beholderess
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Mad Scientist Wannabe
Personally, I think that zombie apocalypse on it's own is tired. Now, if it were a Doo M style "demons attack and use zombie soldiers"-type apocalypse, I'd welcome that.
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
I've already got a plan with a friend of mine, so I'm just gonna head for his place.
The plan is that he knows how to shoot a gun.
edited 9th Sep '14 11:51:31 AM by Lemurian
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I worked out a plan. I'd probably die though.
....would you think it would be insane, stupid, pointless, or awesome to distract/lure a bunch of zombies using remotely launched fireworks, smoke machines, and pyrotechnics to get them into one place to either keep them busy while you and your scavenge or flee...or to lure them into a trap to either blow them up, or snipe them from afar. Maybe blair...Children of the Elder god. Or maybe use a discotheque and blare "Staying alive" from the speakers....seriously though. If you were in a world overrun by predatory, savage zombies (not the normal fantasy undead ones, or "intelligent ones". Though if they are intelligent they aren't zombies, by definition) how would you deal with zombies? Kill any on sight? Keep them to turn against hostile survivors? Adopt one and name it Lil Sally ann...try to use them for a cure?
Sorry. I'm going on a hiatus, hopefully for only a few days. Probably longer. I think its allergies. At least some of it.