Destroy the quest.

I'm going to fail to destroy your quWALUIGI TIIIIIIIIME WAAAAAAAAAAAA

WALUIGI WILL MAKE EVERYONE LOVE WALUIGI

Too bad, Waluigi Time... technically doesn't exist outside fiction since Waluigi is only a fictional character.

I am here to destroy all future quests via Reality Ensues!

Then what are you doing in this MC Escher painting?

I am here to find the bloody elevators.

We cleaned up the gore on the elevators. Now they're clean and dandy for ultimate comfort!

I am here to come back to a forum game I created that suddenly has a big rush of new quests now.

edited 12th Dec '14 9:15:07 PM by AxMachina

You just got banned from the forum!

I am here to troll and cause havoc!

edited 12th Dec '14 9:35:53 PM by MicoolTNT

The mods thump you and give you the boot.

I am here to sing the praises of this site!

This site got hijacked by hackers and insulted pretty much every other site. Now there are none to be sung.

I have come to free bears from hibernation.

They're hungry when they wake up...

I am here to pwn noobs and drop teabags!

Those noobs become pro players seemingly overnight, and the onlookers scold you for teabagging in public.

I am here to expose a spoiler.

edited 13th Dec '14 10:22:02 AM by WilliamRadarStorm

Unfortunately, you randomly get a stroke and die.

I'm here to yodel!

You die.

I go on an epic journey to save a princess from a dragon.

Turns out they're already lovers. And he turns into a really hot guy.

Oh, and there was a bus route going straight there all along. So much for your epic journey.

I am going to PWN everybody in SC 2 Mafia!

edited 16th Dec '14 2:33:58 AM by MicoolTNT

I am going to pwn you!

I am going to inject myself with the blood of the gods!

Sorry, God's just been trapped in a machine by some Z-rock fellow, and destroying the machine will make his blood inaccessible.

I'm going to hope someone got that reference.

I'm not going to get that reference. That is, I didn't get that reference. I mean, I'm picking up on a possible reference to the phrases "Ghost in the Machine" and "Deus ex Machina", but I'm guessing you had a work in mind. Sorry 'bout it.

I'm going to take out a personal loan at a 9% interest rate to consolidate my 15%-18% credit cards and ultimately save over $600 in interest over the term of the loan compared to paying off the credit cards directly! Mwahahahaha!

...You're going to steal my debt? What, by paying it off for me? Okay. I guess I don't need that loan.

edited 3rd Apr '15 10:27:48 AM by SolipSchism

Stole it all, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahaha!

I'm going to tame the demonic pencil of the North !

What the heck do you think I am writing with?

I am going to discover the lost land of Bera!

Really? You mean the place I am writing from?

I am going to find a way to kill Cthulhu!

You can't kill Cthulhu.

I'm looking for her.

Riku incapacitates her.

I'm going to look at my dog.

He's dead.

I am trying to locate Majora's Mask. (Not the game, the artifact)

You locate the game, not the artifact.

I'm going to adopt 11 children. Five of them I will name after Magic: The Gathering Planeswalkers (one of each color), and six I will name after characters from Quentin Tarantino films (one from each film).

...Um, are you in the right thread?

edited 3rd Apr '15 1:23:37 PM by SolipSchism

Nice try, the dog never existed to begin with.

We need a hat.

Sure, how'd you like a hat that looks like nuke landed on your head?

I am here to listen to some progressive rock.