Divine Burden
Too bad Dr.Solip Schism ! I already sabotaged your weapon, blew up your base, successfully neutralized all backup plans you had, killed your most competent men and rescued all the hostages ! A SWAT team is coming for you, while I'm going to relax in that big fancy house I bought will all the money I stole from you !
I must shave my mustache ! Or else, it'll expand to a monstrous degree ! help !
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Mustache? You mean the thing that I just BURNED OFF OF YOUR FACE?
Ahh, pyromania.
I shall give you to the vikings. Or there won't be anymore BREATHING.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
my current job
We're not in a neo-dadaism video, sir. That's enough boasting.
I am here to play some keyboards.
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All right, I'll get Moot to come audition.
edited 3rd Jun '15 4:53:00 PM by WilliamRadarStorm
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
My son is a dumbass
We are looking for a drummer.
Do you per chance carry elephant meat?
my current job
Then what are you doing on Jupiter? There's no animals for at least 3 planets!
I am here to open the window.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Fly Air Madeline
The window was completely destroyed by a flying brick the moment you went to open it.
I'm cleaning the bathroom today.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
I already did!
I'm going to expose every single elementary school to mercury.
Fair enough, but nobody is very impressed, since Mercury just looks like any other star to the naked eye.
I'mma slap the shit out of the next troper to post in this thread.
edited 25th Jun '15 10:50:44 AM by SolipSchism
Back after a long hiatus
Surprise! You have no hands!
My quest is to finally get off my ass and go to my Tae Kwon Do school again.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
At the heart of the world...
The one that closed down five years ago? Yea, that closed down five years ago.
I came to retrieve my Citadel hat.
The World's Least Powerful Man
I think you'll find it's my hat now...
I'm not going on a quest. I'm just gonna stand here. Not questing. An' you'll be all "go on a quest so we can ruin it for you meh meh meh" an' I'll be all "nuu i don't wanna get my quest ruined".
edited 26th Jun '15 3:25:10 AM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
my current job
Okay, I'm bored. Here's a quest for you.
I am here to chop down trees.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tough shit; we don't chop down trees here. We punch them down.
I'm going to have an existential crisis because now that I have finished getting all the Mass Effect trilogy achievements, I don't know what to do with my life.
The World's Least Powerful Man
Oh no you don't. You have to play all the Dragon Age games too. Including the D20 version.
I am going to grab a cheeseburger.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
no u
-hands plastic cheeseburger- Here, grab this.
I am here for the princess's hand in marriage.
This is the end of my post.
Maid of Time
I'm sorry, the king and queen have only had one child, and it's a boy. You're more than welcome to marry him though, if you wish.
I have climbed up to my quest bed in order to take an epic nap.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Tief girl with eartude
It's the middle of the day and it's all sunny and muggy. You wake up 10 minutes later sweaty, nauseous and more tired than when you started.
I will punch out the muffin King and claim all his muffins.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
The World's Least Powerful Man
There is no muffin king any more since the Sherbet Imperium conquered dessert land...
I am going to make myself a tuna sandwich, put on an episode of Will & Grace, and have a nice long cry.
edited 28th Jun '15 4:52:09 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Not only do you not have any bread, but your TV is broken. Sure, you can cry over having to fix the TV, but that's probably not what you wanted to cry over.
I am going to forge the strongest sword that the world has ever seen.
The dwarven mafia breaks your wrists because they don't like the competition.
I will tame a dragon and then I am going to burn anyone that annoys me.
my current job
The dragon annoys you. Do you burn it?
I will spread my witty sarcasm across the world!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
So your quest is to want something? Well, good luck with that. I don't really need to destroy it, though, because you can shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one weighs more.
As for my quest, I'm going to threaten to use my Atmospheric Super Searing High Output Light Emitter to burn off the Earth's atmosphere, in order to hold the entire Earth for a $56,000,000 ransom!
edited 1st May '15 12:45:05 PM by SolipSchism