Oh, shove off, we don't even have a king, we've been a democracy for the last two centuries!
Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
I am this world, and it is me.
We are searching for the Holy Grail!
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
You realise King Arthur has it, right?
I am here to awaken this Sleeping Beauty.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Crazy Awesome Personified
That Sleeping Beauty just so happens to be a teddy bear.
I am here to save the world from the evil dragon!
Party time!
Oh, you mean the malevolent Chinese Water Dragon
? Somebody accidentally stepped on the thing, and it died.
Aliens are invading from another dimension and I'm here to stop them!
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
Sorry buddy, Benevolent Alien Invasion, you'll get owned by the vast majority of the population that are The Quisling before you even get to our new alien overlords!
I'm going to end this damned world and Put Them All Out of My Misery.
edited 1st Sep '14 2:21:43 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Unfortunately, that happened yesterday. You didn't notice we're floating in space at the moment?
I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
We've got no donkeys and no bubble gums here.
I got this quest to take one dragon tooth, one minotaur horn, and one dog ear.
Tief girl with eartude
The fighter's guild has disbanded. You can't rejoin.
I'm here to waterproof everything with a hydrophobic waterproofing spray.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerThere's no water on this parched desert planet, sir.
I am the cheese. I will be the best character in the show!
...eheh
my current job
We sued that show years ago, and now cameras are banned here.
I'm here to slay the undead lich.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
It's a drop kick!!
You do realize that the lich is this world's linchpin, right?
I will capture one of each monster that this world holds!
Still finishing: a whole lot of shows from Fall 2013 and Winter 2014.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
So you mean imprison all our pets for eternity?
I am here to get an autograph from Aphex Twin.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Fly Air Madeline
Aphex Twin signed your record yesterday.
I'm going to win against the gods in a game of UNO!
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
They brought Skip-Bo instead.
I am here to steal your sandwich.
I already ate it an hour ago.
I am here to exterminate magic and the supernatural from the face of this earth!
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
Tell that to Crystal Dragon Jesus. Or don't, unless you want to get hit by the Bolt of Divine Retribution for a One-Hit Kill.
I am searching for the Queen's Mystical Ring of Mer'Rije, which she apparently misplaced and would pay handsomely to have returned.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Crazy Awesome Personified
She found it. It was under her pillow.
I am here to split the world into two, to stop this meaningless cycle of destruction.
Party time!Our world's already split into more than two pieces. All we have are these floating chunks of landmass.
I am here to solve world hunger problems!
...eheh
Classic
I already solved em.
I am here to kick ass and take names!
edited 2nd Sep '14 5:37:40 AM by TheHailStormer
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Maid of Time
All our names are Joe, and there are no donkeys here.
I am here to steal your riches and take your women!
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Editor of Posts
We don't have any riches or women anymore. Thanks, Obama!
The voices in the walls, they're calling me to Ar'phlafaggh! I will stand there on the edge of the world's light and sing the song which awakens the eternal sleepers.
my current job
Pfft! All you need is a frying pan and a spoon! And I know that because we've done that 14 times this week.
I am here to pawn of this vending machine.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
The only vending machine is in the volcano. Have fun boiling yourself in lava trying to get it!
I am here to live life to the fullest.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
How it works
Poster A says that he's on a quest of some sort. He will say something like: "I am here to rescue the princess!"
The next poster will then destroy the quest. He will say something like: "Sorry, bub, I'm the princess."
That poster will have a quest, the next poster will destroy it, etc. etc.
I will start!
I am here to slay your evil king!
edited 31st Aug '14 8:09:07 PM by AxMachina
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.