Plans 10 and Beyond from Outer Space

For those not familiar with the (in)famous Ed Wood movie Plan 9 from Outer Space:

If the people of Earth aren't stopped, they will soon move on from nuclear power to developing a weapon which can ignite sunlight itself. Plan 9 (which involves the resurrection of the dead) has failed, so new plans are needed. List them hence in this thread and remember to properly number them:

• Plan #10: Wipe out coffee bushes with a virus, leaving Earth's scientists too tired to continue their work.
• Plan #11: Distract all of mankind with an argument over who should and shouldn't wear fedoras (and what is and isn't a trilby).

• Plan #12: Collect billions of dollars from the masses under the guise of a Kickstarter to do a big-budget revival of The Magic School Bus, then burn all of the funds, leaving the global economy in shambles and humanity vulnerable to attacks.

edited 28th Jul '14 3:54:18 PM by MobileLeprechaun

• Plan #13: Plant the number 13 all over Earth, thus making everyone so unlucky nothing new is discovered.

Plan 14: Spike all the coffee, infiltrate the research facilities, steal everything and leave.

• Plan #15: Cause a mass panic by going and stealing forty cakes. Just steal 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.

Plan #16: Encase Earth in a massive fluorescent-lit opaque sphere so that mankind cannot embark on space journeys or have access to sunlight.

Plan 17: Send in giant mutant lice to subdue the population.

Plan #18: Create an unlimited supply of bubblewrap so every man, woman, and child on Earth are so busy popping bubbles that they never get any work done.

Plan #19: Make a hypnotic song that's the catchiest song imaginable by human standards. Jam every single radio and television signal on Earth and play this song through it in order to subjugate all of humanity.

edited 28th Jul '14 9:18:48 PM by lewattoo

Plan #20: Secretly replace every movie made by the company Pixar with a copy of Food Fight.

Plan #21: Play vaporwave in malls.

Plan #22: I will kidnap Gaben just before a steam sale, freeing up huge amounts of disposable income and causing massive deflation.

Plan #23: Just blow it up!

Plan 24: Give millions of tons of gold to one person, and watch everyone fight over it.

Plan #25: Give humanity the sunlight-igniting weapon so that they immediately incinerate themselves.

plan 26: build a giant sphere around the earth so they have no sunlight to ignite.

Plan #27: Spread rumours that people who don't use #'s are communist spies.

Plan 28: Spread rumors (on a different part of the planet) that people who do use #'s are capitalist spies, driving humanity to distrust itself and halting technological progress in the process.

edited 31st Jul '14 5:11:18 PM by WertyYertrew

Plan 29#: Blow up a really important building with a nuke and then start pointing fingers.

edited 1st Aug '14 5:17:54 PM by LordHerobrine

Plan #30: In the cleanup process of the nuking, offer any survivors radiation tablets.That are, in turn, laced with lethal amounts of radiation.

Plan 31: Hack every speaker and have the song "Electric Avenue" playing on a loop.

Plan 32: Eat everyone's brains at midnight. Do it every hour for each timezone.

Plan 32(a): Replace said brains with computers connected to our network.

Plan 33: Make a popular show with a villain who likes burning sunlight, thus creating resistance to sunlight ignition.

Plan 34: In synchronicity with its number, make a very disgusting slash fic with the sun as one of the people, with Screw Yourself as a backup plan.