Okay, I'll try it your way for once
two words, LASER SWORD!
an army of undead goblins riding on krenshars
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
no thoughts, only sword
She retreats, calls for reinforcements, and then bait the goblin army into a kill-zone. The goblins should be blown apart by a combination of naval artillery and bombers.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Forever a hoopy food
THRUSH agents got Napoleon and Illya yet again. Of course, Illya gets most of the injuries. He lives though.
Tiny, fuzzy kittens.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Warm hugs and fuzzies, followed by giant fire blasts and machine gun fire.
A meteor made of sea urchins.
Sasuke goes all "The Last" on that meteor.
The next avatar is attacked by themselves.
no thoughts, only sword
Whoever gets screwed by the RNG less wins.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
It's a silent war.
Niftu Cal, the BIOTIC GOD! The powerful one, mind.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
E-Who-Must-Not-Be-Gendered
He pokes the great biotic wind. The great biotic wind falls down and starts taking a nap.
The unbearable lightness of being.
edited 11th Aug '15 10:50:47 PM by Khantalas
Destroyer of worlds.
Fin takes a chainsaw to it, regardless. It's kinda his answer to everything.
flaming sharks.
Is not impressed.
A demonic vampire vs flaming sharks? Reinhardt's got this.
An islamic werewolf skilled in playing the tuba.
edited 12th Aug '15 7:47:25 PM by PastryPerson
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
laser sword set to "werebane" mode.
a boron carbide dragon.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
That dragon would be pretty heavy, which means gravity would be the perfect attack against it. What do you say? 70Gs? or maybe 100?
edited 12th Aug '15 9:12:20 PM by DeisTheAlcano
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Unless Varrick has a spirit vine, he's history.
A legion of monsters from Power Rangers.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
go to the dread cruiser and fire the planet exploding laser
a swarm of rabid naked mole rats
edited 13th Aug '15 5:05:00 PM by Alucart23
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Don't Try It
Jer gets all the girls
Oh bloody hell does he trigger them. All of them. Even the people who just put up cat videos
1000 starving, crazed weasels
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
LASER SWORD!
an ice/steel type pokemon
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Groudon used Fire Blast! It's super effective!
A lava monster.
Destroyer of worlds.
Fin would probably rig together an ice bomb out of some freon and a propane tank to ice the monster.
...a sentient tire with the power to make things explode at will.
Is not impressed.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
If he's alone, he's dead. If Team Avatar's fighting with him, the tire's dead.
Three large trucks full of mobsters.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
As long as he has enough EVE and ammo, he's good. Without them it would be more difficult but possible provided they weren't armed.
Godzilla.
(This) Sasori has a Ridley puppet, and his canon 100 puppets, Kazekage not included. If Sasori wins, he'll have a Godzilla puppet, and that is not good.
A bacon sandwich.
edited 14th Aug '15 11:05:24 PM by PastryPerson
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
He doesn't eat and has no reason to want to do anything to the sandwich (and nothing he can do besides cut it into more pieces anyway), so the fight ends in a stalemate.
The Enderdragon.
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
Johnny DC has superpowers. He'll be fine.
Rapping Velociraptors.
The Guy Who Lives Here will be making Freeza begging for dear life even in his/her/its final form.
An army of COD kids.
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