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BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#451: Jan 13th 2015 at 8:13:17 AM

Yea, Marco's kinda dead. Just a little...

Internet critics (with that kind of attack)

Knowlessman hey i dunno, why don't you tell me from Stupidtown, USA (FL) Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
#452: Jan 13th 2015 at 8:14:20 AM

[up][up] Ditto.

Not really; probably wouldn't be a very long fight.

EDIT: [up] Uh, Muggles? No contest; track 'em down somehow and burnstab 'em to charcoal.

The Incredible Hulk.

edited 13th Jan '15 8:16:07 AM by Knowlessman

i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
ArmoredFury Rainbow Six: Siege (2015) from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
#453: Jan 14th 2015 at 6:36:29 AM

Yahagi gets curbstomped. Hard.

A cruise missile.

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RPGLegend Dipper fan from Mexico city Since: Mar, 2014
Dipper fan
#454: Jan 14th 2015 at 6:50:11 AM

Missile gets crushed

TNA

Thanos

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FergardStratoavis Lizard Metabolism from Ye Olde Worlde (Less Newbie) Relationship Status: Cast away
Lizard Metabolism
#455: Jan 14th 2015 at 10:08:24 AM

Thanos is like on a completely different power level. Artorias and Sif get curbstomped.

Adam Taurus.

edited 14th Jan '15 10:08:40 AM by FergardStratoavis

How do lizards fly?
ArmoredFury Rainbow Six: Siege (2015) from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
#456: Jan 27th 2015 at 4:05:37 AM

Adam would likely able to dodge/parry most of Murakumo's shots while slicing through her Beehive Barrier in no time. The fight wouldn't last long.

Object 279

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whizzerd Transcender of Gender from Scotland Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Transcender of Gender
#457: Jan 27th 2015 at 4:22:25 AM

Kid couldn't take down the tank itself, unless he could access Seven Rays or Sanzu Death Cannon. However, he's fast enough on his hoverboard to dodge the tank's attacks and infiltrate it to take down its crew instead.

TNA is attacked by Psycho Mantis.

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FergardStratoavis Lizard Metabolism from Ye Olde Worlde (Less Newbie) Relationship Status: Cast away
Lizard Metabolism
#458: Jan 27th 2015 at 4:39:41 AM

Well, dragon's mind might as very well be completely differently built from a human one.

That, and Kalameet is bound to torch Mantis the moment the latter shows up. So yeah, no sweat here.

Three Red Phantom Skeleton Wheels in an enclosed space.

How do lizards fly?
Knowlessman hey i dunno, why don't you tell me from Stupidtown, USA (FL) Since: Jun, 2013 Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
#459: Jan 27th 2015 at 12:42:28 PM

Sideways White Bulwark against the wall, hide under it and cheese 'em to death poking 'em with a bo staff. Actually, the Bulwark itself could probably take one or more of them out to start with.

Half a ton of rock that falls at them, then gets up and tries to crush 'em.

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engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#460: Jan 27th 2015 at 1:12:10 PM

Flash-step out of the way repeatedly.

The Godmodder

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
ArmoredFury Rainbow Six: Siege (2015) from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
#461: Jan 27th 2015 at 5:33:33 PM

I summoned her once in DTG. She survives for several turns, but that's because I keep buffing her and the Godmodder didn't attack her directly. If Murakumo duels the Godmodder, the result won't be pretty.

A de Havilland Mosquito.

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Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#462: Jan 27th 2015 at 7:17:13 PM

Tiny would probably just slice it in two given the chance, though not without attempting to settle things with the plane sans conflict.

The next avatar is attacked by famed footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
FracturedMancer Since: Sep, 2014
#463: Jan 27th 2015 at 7:20:28 PM

   "...Um...Why did he try attacking me...?"    The dude is K Oed, but not slain by FM. Since, well, the dudes got diety-class power at the moment.

TNA is attacked by cuteness incarnate.

FergardStratoavis Lizard Metabolism from Ye Olde Worlde (Less Newbie) Relationship Status: Cast away
Lizard Metabolism
#464: Jan 28th 2015 at 5:05:55 AM

   ...(torches)   

The Legend, Father of Giants.

How do lizards fly?
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#465: Jan 28th 2015 at 5:09:33 AM

I have no clue who that guy is, but judging by the title, a 1V1 would be a very close match.

A Super Saiyan level 1

edited 28th Jan '15 5:09:53 AM by engie

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
DevilPsyco from The Underworld (pretty deep down in the ground) Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: In another castle
#466: Jan 28th 2015 at 8:57:32 AM

They're dead.

Vezon and Kardas.

In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
CSP1220 Victory and Great Defeat Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Victory and Great Defeat
#467: Jan 28th 2015 at 5:40:31 PM

Chewed up and spat out by Kardas after failing to air assassinate Vezon. Then fuzed with a a Piraka because Vezon wanted to see what would happen.

Mechagodzilla

Frozen ground Ride with the wind Emerge from the gun smoke like demons
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#468: Jan 28th 2015 at 6:42:29 PM

SUPER DEATH ROBOT RUMBLE!

Baron Nashor and Roshan simultaneously.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
ArmoredFury Rainbow Six: Siege (2015) from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
#469: Jan 31st 2015 at 4:41:47 AM

Now, the IS-7 is an excellent tank for its time, but it's designed to fight other tanks. Fighting two Bonus Bosses that require a full party of champions/heroes to take down each by itself would result in horrible curbstomping.

A random thug with a switchblade.

edited 31st Jan '15 4:42:38 AM by ArmoredFury

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#470: Jan 31st 2015 at 4:55:18 AM

Azog would stab him while the thug's trying to get the switchblade to come out.

A flash mob turned violent.

It's been 3000 years…
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#471: Jan 31st 2015 at 5:22:38 AM

Watch my K/D RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE, SONS OF SKYRIM!

A morbidly obese man (even by American standards) who somehow has the agility of a monkey, the speed of a cheetah, the strength of an elephant, and the endurance of a... *quick google search* ...human? Seriously?

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#472: Jan 31st 2015 at 8:51:49 AM

Thorin outmaneuvers his foe, then guts him like a fish.

Batman.

Weirdguy149 The King Without a Kingdom from Lumiose City under development Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The King Without a Kingdom
#473: Jan 31st 2015 at 11:01:32 AM

They'll have a brief skirmish until Batman figures out his weakness and kicks his ass.

A stampede of wildebeests.

It's been 3000 years…
Blackie My son is a dumbass Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Abstaining
My son is a dumbass
#474: Jan 31st 2015 at 11:47:54 AM

So that's what dirt tastes like

Scarecrow

ArmoredFury Rainbow Six: Siege (2015) from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
#475: Feb 1st 2015 at 3:38:52 AM

The KV-2 doesn't have any protection against chemical agents, so the crew is vulnerable to whatever Scarecrow decides to drug them with.

This guy.

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