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Rules for suggestions: New additions will only be added once per year before Valentine's Day (late January/early February). Suggestions will be voted on in a crowner, and the amount of options to be added will be decided on a case-by-case basis when it's time to vote, and options must have a ratio of at least 2.5:1 (instead of the 2:1 minimum usually used on the site) and at least ten votes to have consensus to add.

    List of relationship statuses 
-not set
700 wives and 300 concubines
A cockroach, nothing can kill it. 
A gay little love melody
A heart full of love
A teenager in love
Above such petty unnecessities
Abstaining
All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend
All is for my lord
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
And they all lived happily ever after <3
Anime is my true love
Arm chopping is not a love language!
Armed with the Power of Love
At the center of everything that happens to me
Awaiting my mail-order bride
Baby don't hurt me!
Barbecuing
Become a part of me!
Betrayed by Delilah
Boffing Buffy
Brewing the love potion
Brony
Browsing the selection
Buried in snow, waiting for spring
Californicating
Can't buy me love
Cast away
Charming Titania with a donkey face
Chocolate!
Cigarettes and Valentines
Coming soon to theaters
Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Consider his love an honor
Crazy Cat Lady
Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
Dancing with myself
Dating Catwoman
Dating the Doctor
Desperate
Don't hug me; I'm scared
Drift compatible
Drowning in your pond, hoping you'll notice me
Every breath you take, every move you make, I've been watching you
Every rose has its thorn
Faithful to 2D
Falling within your bell curve
Filling the world with silly love songs
Forming Voltron
GAR for Archer
Gay for Big Boss
Get out of here, STALKER
Getting away with murder
Gimme danger, little stranger
Giving love a bad name
God only knows what I'd be without you
Gone fishin'
Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Halfway to Pon Farr
Having tea with Cthulhu
He makes me feel like I have a heart
He's a magic man
Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Heisenberg unreliable
Hello, I love you
Hey, how you doin', let me whisper in your ear
Hiding
Historians will say we were good friends.
Hit me with your best shot
Holding out for a hero
Hooked on a feeling
Hoping Senpai notices me
Hounds of love are hunting
How does it feel to treat me like you do?
How YOU doin'?
Hugging my pillow
I <3 love!
I can't get no satisfaction
I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
I Dream of Mimi
I get a feeling so complicated...
I know
I like big bots and I can not lie
I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
I love you for psychological reasons
I made a point to burn all of the photographs
I only want you gone
I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
I turn to stone when you are gone
I wanna be with you everywhere
I wanna be your dog
I wanna be your sledgehammer
I wanna know about these strangers like me
I wanna know what love is
I want you, body and soul.
I want you to want me
I won't say I'm in love
I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
I'm her lunatic and she's my sociopath 
I'm in love with my car
I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
I'm just high on the world
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
I've been dreaming of True Love's Kiss
I've got a total eclipse of the heart
I've got my mind set on you
I've got the brains, you've got the looks. Let's make lots of money.
I-It's not like I like you, or anything!
If it's you, it's okay
If the gov't can read my mind, they know I'm thinking of you
If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
Immobilized by love
In another castle
In bed with a green-skinned space babe
In denial
In Lesbians with you
In love with love
In my bunk
In season
In Spades with myself
In the clutches of some Wild Love
In your bunk
is commanded to— WANK!
Is that a kind of food?
It was just a setback
It was never meant to be
It was only a kiss
It's a god-awful small affair
It's a Russian taunt
It's complicated
It's not my fault I'm not popular!
It's so nice to be turned on again
Just call me Angel of the Morning
Just hit the jackpot
LA Woman, you're my woman
Less than three
LET'S HAVE A ZILLION BABIES
Like those other sticky valentines
Longing for Dulcinea
Longing for my OTP
Look at all the lonely people
Love = my face = a building on fire
Love blinded me (with science!)
love is a deadly lazer
Love is an open door
Love is for the living, Sal
Love potion #9
Love, football, the arts, the occasional pint
Loves me...loves me not
Lovey-Dovey
Made of Love
Married to my murderer
Married to the job
Married to the music
Maxing my social links
May the odds be in my favor
Mmmm...chocolate hearts
Mu
My elf kissing days are over
My own grandpa
My love is bigger than a Cadillac
My TiMER is ticking
N-timing
Naked on a bearskin rug, playing the saxophone
Noddin' my head like yeah
Non-Canon
Norwegian Wood
Not caught up in your love affair
Not war
Now it's the end, strangers again
Numbering my troper crushes
Oh my word! I'm gay!
Omelette du fromage$
On the fine, fine line
On the prowl
On the Titanic
One Is The Loneliest Number
One True Dodecahedron
Only knew I loved her when I let her go
Out to the Coast
Owner of a lonely heart
P.S. I love you
Paris holds the key to my heart
Pining for the fjords
Plastic Love
Playing Cupid
Puppy love
Raising My Lily Rank With You
Reincarnated romance
RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Remembering what Mama said
Robosexual
Serial head-patter
Sharing a spaghetti noodle
She does the things you do, but she is an IBM
She lives on love street
She turned into the moon
She's holding a very large knife
Shipping fictional characters
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Singularity
Sinking with my ship
Snogging Lavender Brown
Snooping as usual
Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
Star-crossed
Staying up all night to get lucky
Stuck in the middle with you
Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
That's rough, buddy
The best thing that ever happened to a bum like me
The captain of her heart
The new Mrs. Reynolds
The Skitty to my Wailord
The vvillage twwo-wwheeled devvice
There ain't no mountain high enough
They call me Baby Driver
They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
They grew on me like a tumor...
They're my lobster
Thinkin' about you, muffin
THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
This is not my beautiful wife!
Tongue-tied
Too sexy for my shirt
Tsundere'ing
TV Tropes ruined my love life
Tweaking my holographic boyfriend
Two-timing
Waiting for Prince Charming
Waiting for you *wink*
Wanna dance with somebody
watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
We finish each other's sandwiches
What is this thing you call love?
What's love got to do with it?
Who needs love when you have waffles?
Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Will you go out with me to the End?
Wishfully thinking
Wishing you were here
With my own personal Jesus -- someone to hear my prayers, someone who cares
With my statistically significant other
Writing a love letter
Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
Yes, we're lovers, and that is that
You can be my wingman any time
You cannot grasp the true form
You know I want to but I'm in too deep
You spin me right round, baby
You're a beautiful woman, probably
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
You're the prettiest girl this side of the Mississippi
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    Original OP 
Well, ok, I did set mine.

I'm not pining! I'm passed on! This Rotpar is no more! I have ceased to be! I've expired and gone to meet my maker! I'm a stiff! Bereft of life, I rest in peace! If you hadn't nailed me to the perch I'd be pushing up the daisies! My metabolic processes are now history! I'm off the twig! I've kicked the bucket, I've shuffled off the mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-ROTPAR!!

Seriously, guys, brilliant little Valentine's Day thing.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Feb 15th 2024 at 2:54:24 PM

GastonRabbit Sounds good on paper (he/him) from Robinson, Illinois, USA (General of TV Troops) Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Sounds good on paper (he/him)
#551: Feb 10th 2024 at 10:33:44 PM

[up]I added them. I figured we can be more lenient with additions since this is the first time we're doing this, and since the thread wasn't that active until not long before the crowner was made.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Feb 10th 2024 at 12:38:19 PM

Patiently awaiting the release of Paper Luigi and the Marvelous Compass.
Coachpill Can shapeshift (probably) from Washington State, grew up on Long Island Since: Aug, 2022 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
JustCutman The 15 y/o Whoever from Stingray Skies (Newbie) Relationship Status: Tongue-tied
The 15 y/o Whoever
#553: Feb 10th 2024 at 11:14:07 PM

I Have No Twizz! This sounded funnier in my head

Hey let's go, you’re on a roll Go on, lose your self control Got no place I’d rather go 'Cause I lost my mind in late September
SmilyTrope112 A very angy egg from Overeasy Egglands Since: Aug, 2020
A very angy egg
#554: Feb 10th 2024 at 11:23:20 PM

Here's my suggestion:

Mmmm...chocolate hearts

Why's this eggo angy all the time? | Current video game focus: Minecraft
mightymewtron Angry babby from New New York Since: Oct, 2012 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Angry babby
#555: Feb 11th 2024 at 1:02:57 AM

U leave me breathless.

Yes I know we have another more memetic one from that exact same episode. But c'mon, it's cute!

I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Thepenguinking2 The Zangoose nobody likes from BEHIND YOU Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
The Zangoose nobody likes
#557: Feb 11th 2024 at 3:33:19 AM

Here are my ideas:

"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
GrafVonTirol It wasn't a rock from a state of boredom (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
It wasn't a rock
#558: Feb 11th 2024 at 2:48:49 PM

Just put in two:

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Feb 11th 2024 at 3:06:54 AM

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
bwburke94 Friends forevermore from uǝʌɐǝɥ Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Friends forevermore
ReleaseBIT Stay Essential! from Pennsylvania, USA Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Stay Essential!
#560: Feb 11th 2024 at 3:40:26 PM

I walk alone yet nobody hears me...

EDIT: Oh heck, we're already voting? Whoops.

Edited by ReleaseBIT on Feb 11th 2024 at 6:44:27 AM

Sandbox: ReleaseBIT - Fanfic: Beyond the Mirror (A Persona Story)
GastonRabbit Sounds good on paper (he/him) from Robinson, Illinois, USA (General of TV Troops) Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Sounds good on paper (he/him)
#561: Feb 11th 2024 at 5:15:20 PM

[up]I already said we can be more lenient with new additions to the crowner since this is the first time we're doing this. Next year's crowner will probably be more limited.

Edit: Also, mentioned in the crowner's header and the OP that crowner options need at least ten votes to count as having consensus. This isn't anything specific to this thread, and there's no actual change in how things are going to be done (this was always the case, but it wasn't originally stated explicitly in this thread); it's a standard rule related to How Crowners Work, and I figured it was possible that not everyone here knew that already.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Feb 11th 2024 at 8:16:26 AM

Patiently awaiting the release of Paper Luigi and the Marvelous Compass.
AxolotlFan You! from telefragged in that wall (Troper Journeyman) Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Fulade Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: With my own personal Jesus -- someone to hear my prayers, someone who cares
Vilui Since: May, 2009
#564: Feb 13th 2024 at 1:35:39 PM

Does the "at least ten votes" thing mean an option needs at least ten votes in its crowner (regardless of direction), or at least ten yays, or at least ten more yays than nays?

JustCutman The 15 y/o Whoever from Stingray Skies (Newbie) Relationship Status: Tongue-tied
The 15 y/o Whoever
#565: Feb 13th 2024 at 6:19:41 PM

It's a mad world without you.

Hey let's go, you’re on a roll Go on, lose your self control Got no place I’d rather go 'Cause I lost my mind in late September
RadioRavenRide It's Radioing Time from The End of Time Since: Mar, 2023 Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
It's Radioing Time
#566: Feb 13th 2024 at 6:45:20 PM

I have a suggestion: ▂▂▃▃▄▄▅▅!

It's time to face your fears
Electrite Damnably Inscrutable from Solla Sollew (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Damnably Inscrutable
#567: Feb 14th 2024 at 5:39:10 AM

[up][tup]

Saddled with unnecessary... feelings.

Though somebody may have suggested it already

fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signature
GastonRabbit Sounds good on paper (he/him) from Robinson, Illinois, USA (General of TV Troops) Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Sounds good on paper (he/him)
#568: Feb 14th 2024 at 8:24:17 AM

Does the "at least ten votes" thing mean an option needs at least ten votes in its crowner (regardless of direction), or at least ten yays, or at least ten more yays than nays?

At least ten votes total, but the direction matters when it comes to whether an option gets added.

Patiently awaiting the release of Paper Luigi and the Marvelous Compass.
GastonRabbit MOD Sounds good on paper (he/him) from Robinson, Illinois, USA (General of TV Troops) Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Sounds good on paper (he/him)
#569: Feb 14th 2024 at 9:40:52 PM

Since Valentine's Day is over or close to it (depending on everyone's time zone), calling in favor of adding everything with at least 10 votes and a a ratio of at least 2.5:1 yeas to nays. The specific options will be sorted through soon; not doing it right away because of how many options there are to sort through.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Feb 14th 2024 at 11:41:24 AM

Patiently awaiting the release of Paper Luigi and the Marvelous Compass.
Tabs Since: Jan, 2001
#570: Feb 14th 2024 at 10:50:20 PM

Options with > 10 total votes and 2.5:1 y:n

  • I can't get no satisfaction
  • I wanna know what love is
  • Serial head-patter
  • Look at all the lonely people
  • It was never meant to be
  • Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
  • Arm chopping is not a love language!
  • Immobilized by love
  • A gay little love melody
  • Historians will say we were good friends.
  • Every breath you take, every move you make, I've been watching you
  • How does it feel to treat me like you do?
  • I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
  • Standing outside, playing "In Your Eyes" on the boombox
  • I've got my mind set on you
  • Gimme danger, little stranger
  • Hey, how you doin', let me whisper in your ear
  • Will you go out with me to the End?
  • Become a part of me!
  • There ain't no mountain high enough
  • Raising My Lily Rank With You
  • I want you, body and soul.
  • Mmmm...chocolate hearts
  • Thinkin' about you, muffin
  • Love, football, the arts, the occasional pint
  • My love is bigger than a Cadillac

GastonRabbit Sounds good on paper (he/him) from Robinson, Illinois, USA (General of TV Troops) Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Sounds good on paper (he/him)
#571: Feb 14th 2024 at 11:53:58 PM

[up]Thanks for compiling the list. I'll look into adding them to both the main list and the copy of the list in the OP if someone else doesn't beat me to it.

Patiently awaiting the release of Paper Luigi and the Marvelous Compass.
GastonRabbit MOD Sounds good on paper (he/him) from Robinson, Illinois, USA (General of TV Troops) Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Sounds good on paper (he/him)
#572: Feb 15th 2024 at 12:43:42 AM

OK, the new relationship statuses are live now (though the OP's list hasn't been updated yet).

Next year we'll probably gather nominations ahead of time (with a bulletin announcing it), but with a more limited amount of crowner options to vote on (maybe one suggestion per person). The crowner was more lenient with how many options there were this year (both in terms of how many could be suggested at a time and how many could be on the crowner at a time) because this is the first time we've done a crowner since the decision to use crowners last year (since a crowner wasn't done last year).

Edit: OK, the list in the OP should be up-to-date now as well.

Edited by GastonRabbit on Feb 15th 2024 at 2:54:52 PM

Patiently awaiting the release of Paper Luigi and the Marvelous Compass.
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#573: Feb 15th 2024 at 6:52:06 AM

Splendid =3

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Wafer The Mask Does Not Laugh Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
The Mask Does Not Laugh
#574: Apr 12th 2024 at 9:04:02 AM

Can we send in more suggestions now or is there still a cooldown?

GastonRabbit Sounds good on paper (he/him) from Robinson, Illinois, USA (General of TV Troops) Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Sounds good on paper (he/him)
#575: Apr 13th 2024 at 1:50:09 AM

I don't recall a cooldown period for giving suggestions, and if any of my previous posts gave that impression, that wasn't the intention. There's only a cooldown period of sorts for when we vote on and later add new relationship statuses.

When I mentioned having a bulletin for gathering suggestions ahead of time prior to making a crowner, I came up with that idea because the bulletin for this year's crowner led to the thread receiving more attention than I expected, so I figured it would be a good idea to give people a heads-up regarding suggestions next year before making the crowner.

Patiently awaiting the release of Paper Luigi and the Marvelous Compass.
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