"This animation style is gonna be perfect for my next music video! Hell, it'll be the best music video of all time!"
Things you don't wanna hear from your teacher.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"Now, take the keyboard, and shove it down your eye or you get an F for the year."
Crowning Moment of Funny from TV Tropes: The Movie
edited 18th Feb '14 1:59:04 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Ten seconds before
Today we will do a live re-enactment of Battle Royale.
The worst things to say to a cancer patient.
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.
Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
"I hope your as positive as your Cancer test results..."
The Worst Book a teacher could assign a 2nd grade class
so i made a new avatar
"All right children, for homework tonight, I want you to read chapter 1 of Fifty Shades Of Grey, okay? There'll be a quiz tomorrow."
The pros and cons of wearing a Mickey Mouse suit at Disneyland.
edited 18th Feb '14 4:19:19 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
The World's Least Powerful Man
Pro: Free coffe and donuts Con: you have to wear communal underwear (I am dead serious, Disney Mascots actually have communal underwear.)
worst superhero ever
edited 18th Feb '14 7:06:28 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"Well, of course it doesn't make sense, it's HP Lovecraft rambling about quantum physics!"
Awkwardly funny moments in space
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
"I thought you had the keys to the shuttle."
Bad ideas for a sitcom Odd Couple.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
so i made a new avatar
Dawkins & Phelps, coming soon to My20.
The real reason why the cold doesn't bother Elsa.
edited 19th Feb '14 2:30:20 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Underfail
"Damn it, Fritz, you're supposed to kill the person BEFORE you stuff them in the freezer!"
Rough drafts of popular song titles
Hey, I've moved to a new account! I go by Silver Glyph now.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Rejected characters for Super Smash Bros
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
When a Drill Sergeant Nasty is a substitute teacher at a kindergarten class.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I was kicking ass when I was half your age! No naptime, you derpy diaper dingos! Drop down and give me 20 instead! (Toots whistle)
The titular One Piece has been found! but Jolly Roger was a Troll in that...
edited 3rd May '14 1:10:31 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
intrepid sword
...it's really One Pence.
Rejected Disney Adaptation of a Fairy Tale
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Snow White Sleeps with the Seven Dwarves
What might happen if eating calories made you lose weight instead
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
so i made a new avatar
"And now, I shall make myself disappear!" *turns sideways*
Deleted Scenes From Michael Jackson's Moonwalker
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Fly Air Madeline
Michael does sexually suggestive things to the children he rescued in order to become a tank.
A production crew is shooting a scene from RPG Maker: The Movie
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"I'm not entirely sure we are actually allowed to make crossovers of several games. I'll check with the authors."
Pacific Rim - Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann edition
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Pacific Rim
"Hey, let's use this awesome sword!"
The End
Movies That Shouldn't Get Videogame Tie-Ins
edited 11th May '14 12:30:57 PM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
so i made a new avatar
"Coming soon to Xbox One...Grown Ups 2!"
Rejected Songs from Frozen
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
intrepid sword
The entire cast's reprise of "Reindeers Are Better Than People" at the very end.
Convoluted plot twist that will be in Kingdom Hearts III.
edited 11th May '14 5:03:51 PM by foxmccloud4387
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
so i made a new avatar
Ooh, spoilers. *click* ...It was all a rejected pitch for an anime series by Sora?!
Finals Week at Hogwarts
edited 11th May '14 5:25:39 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
intrepid sword
"Okay, I'm already done with AP Potions and just need to take this cram course for Transfiguration. Wait, why am I worrying? I already got accepted to Winterhold!" -starts slacking off-
Twilight As It Should Have Been
edited 11th May '14 9:52:29 PM by foxmccloud4387
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
And now, let The Great Cloud Race begin!
If Kanye West ran Studio Ghibli.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."