I am a typical pony
How did the Chicken Crossed the Road?
One step at a time
edited 5th Sep '13 10:29:58 PM by DaeronEl
Do normal ponies do that? I don't want to do that unless it is what normal ponies do.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
What's black and white and red all over?
A red colour gradient.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
OH YES!!
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't; numbers are not sentient.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven has cold, dead eyes.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
whatever he can
Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?
She was rammed off the road by a drunk driver.
dead devotion
In Perpetual Finality
Yo momma's so fat, she is at risk for several health issues, including diabetes and heart disease. She should really see a doctor.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
What's eatin' you, chief?
whatever he can
A Jewish man, a black man, and a white man enter a bar.
They have their drinks and party.
dead devotion
How many Jews can you fit in a full-size sedan?
Two in the front, three in the back, and it really makes no difference whether or not anyone is Jewish because most of these models are designed to seat only five people.
Main Character
What do you get when you put a Kangaroo in a bear trap?
A kangaroo in pain.
What's eatin' you, chief?
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Nobody would eat the Jew because cannibalism is widely taboo.
War is God.
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Animal cruelty... complaints from PeTA...
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith while a canoe is a type of boat.
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Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
whatever he can
What's behind a green glass door?
A room filled with furniture.
dead devotion
What's eatin' you, chief?
What's the best way to make a grown man cry?
Murder his entire family.
War is God.
In Soviet Russia, the government oppresses you.
Tief girl with eartude
Why was six afraid of seven?
Number seven is highly ambitious and their organisation runs on Klingon Promotions.
Your mother is so stupid she requires around-the-clock supervision. You and your father really are a great people for taking care of her.
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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window?
He's a spoiled brat and really hated it.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"Unusual dialogue tags tend to distract the reader, and are best not used in formal writing," Tom said.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
A blonde walks into a bar and orders some whiskey.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
How do you get down off a duck?
It's less than a foot tall! Figure it out yourself! Honestly.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
whatever he can
Once, there was an Ugly Barnacle.
Not that the other sea creatures could tell he was ugly. So it doesn't really matter that he was ugly. The end.
dead devotion
If you enjoy Jeff Foxworthy stand-up comedy, you just might be a redneck.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Do something really nice for her, like buy her the piece of jewelry she looks at every time you go into the mall, or bake her a cake. If you have the time and effort, make her something. People appreciate thought and effort in a present more than money.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Babies lack the developed motor skills to paint a house beyond incidental smearing of paint on a low wall, not to mention house paints are a poison hazard for especially young infants.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!