I'm green with envy over you, gal. We should BED NOW
And then there was silence
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You're my love machine bby~
It looked like she had a robotic hand so I assumed android girl.
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"My flews are slobbering with horniness!"
(![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
You're not supposed to hit on my avatar, you're supposed to give her a pick-up line ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
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edited 21st Jul '13 7:24:26 PM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
so i made a new avatar
edited 22nd Jul '13 1:41:01 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Lizard Metabolism
I'm something of a body artist.
How do lizards fly?
"I can even open parts of my armour. Look, there goes my codpiece!"
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Lizard Metabolism
I'm very symbolic, if you know what I mean.
How do lizards fly?
THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM
I'm not gay. That's my pick up line to you.
MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOU
Electric Heart
Your smile will get even wider tonight 
Is your barrel as long as mine?
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
so i made a new avatar
If you think my nose is long, wait till tonight... ;)
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
OH YES!!
I'll turn your ^o^ into an OoO
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Electric Heart
I'll make you more excited than you've ever known.
They don't call me Longrifle for nothing, Hun.
Less talk, more sex!
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
⋆ ⋆ ⋆
I may be pink all over, but wait until we get to the bed...
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
with a face like that you MUST want to bang
Trope-tan is here! ➯ my pronouns are ze/hir
I WANT TO STICK MY GRUBBER UP YOUR ASSHOLE
And then there was silence
You want two scoops of raisins for breakfast?
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
I don't want to sound weird, but I think you and I should have sex.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Lizard Metabolism
I bet you're better than that joint here.
How do lizards fly?
"COCKSUCKER! Wanna try mine?"
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Heya, I'm a really hot guy, if you know what I mean...
...eheh
We're going for bad but witty and hopefully context appropriate here.
I know my chances are up in the air here, but...
Because I'm the page topper. Har har har- just get on with the terrible lines already.
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