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Zig: I don't know what is Black Friday. A day when pirates sail, I presume?

What is your favorite food?

Butterscotch-cinnamon pie!

How much hot sauce can you have on your meals before it becomes too much?

Zig: Very, very little.

Do you speak Russian?

No idea what that is.

Do YOU speak Russian?

"no"

"Do you like this coffee mug?"

"Uh...no."

"Who is that green guy?"

"We don't really drink coffee, so we are not that much into cups."

"Anyways, what is exactly your favorite weapon?"

edited 28th Nov '15 11:59:16 AM by Darkomega245

Zig: No. I found that word in some washed-up book on a beach!

Arcada188, however, is a native speaker.

No, I don't like this coffee mug, sorry.

My favorite weapon is sawfishes.

Have you ever imagined that you swapped places with your girlfriend?

edited 28th Nov '15 11:59:30 AM by arcada188

What girlfriend? I mean, once I had a rookie that thought we were in a relationship...She almost killed me when I said she was just a rookie.

How come I'm not a successful burglar?

Chameleon: Your rookies are incompetent and you seem too obvious. Try out a molecular shape-shifting suit, it'll work!

Have you ever been in an Interspecies Romance?

No. Again, ask Sorey and Meebo that question, and listen to the way they respond. You won't be disappointed.

Is he always like that, or are his boxers just chafing him?

"I don't know, honestly."

"Should I review Pokemon Generation 3?"

"If you want to. If it's randomized, though… probably not?"

"Do you have any rare or unusual allergies?"

Zig: Nope. Haven't checked. Then again, at one point, when I ate a banana, I would forget everything that happened while a terrifying beast's footsteps would be shown.

Is the man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

Huh?

What's this a8out sweat? Sounds like something you should 8e asking Equius.

Perhaps You Should Invest In Some Antiperspirant

Do you like LARP-ing?

"Hmmm, I'm not familiar with that acronym. What's a LARP, anyway?"

"Dunno what that is. Sounds like a battle strategy."

"Do you like your name? I don't remember mine, so."

edited 28th Nov '15 5:33:20 PM by electronic-tragedy

"I like both my names: Juan (real name) and Johnny (nickname)."

"Which game do you like more: Sonic Adventure 1 or Sonic Adventure 2?"

I've never played those before, but I like Sonic Lost World and Sonic Runners on Sans's phone.

How well can you keep time?

edited 28th Nov '15 6:31:15 PM by lewattoo

All of it.

Have you ever killed a god?

"No, but I bet they're pretty wealthy! Hehehe..."

Do you consider yourself a happy person?

Hmm? What's that got to do with anything? -stares a little, then grins and spins his umbrella-

Oof...Just laugh now, or he'll break out the spoons in a second...

How can I convince the Professor to throw those stupid spoons away?

"I dunno. Try being kind about it."

"Is it embarrassing that my brother got a game over in World 1-1 in the original Super Mario Bros?"

"I don't even know what that means. Did he get more blips than you or something?"

edited 29th Nov '15 2:40:07 AM by trashconverters

"If 'blips' means how many times they've been dropped on the head, then that's just... Cruel."

"Do you think many people are strange?"