Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"Oh! No, no, what's in those boxes isn't food. I thought so at first myself, since they look a little like cereal boxes, but it turns out those little discs are just for throwing around in the park. Who knew, huh?"
"What do the Jell-O people want!?"
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
* grins mischievously *
"They want… YOUR LIFE . Probably."
"Why do brides wear white? Why not black or green or red or sky blue?"
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
The King Without a Kingdom
(shrugs then writes) I guess they want to look their brightest when they're married.
Do you live in a dangerous location?
It's been 3000 years…
...
Yes, but Berserker will keep me safe from all enemies.
Do you like your brother?
"..."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Which brother are you talking about? To be honest, I love all of them. 
Are you known for playing a particular sport?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
From thief to hero
Oh, lots of them! Tennis, golfing, go-kart racing, you name it! I've played it all with everyone else!
Do you wear a hat very much?
"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."
Only when I need to fool a major military organization.
Do you know how to fight?
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
Spy: Directly? Non. From behind with a knife? Oui.
What would you consider to be a good friday night?
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Goddess of Nature
"Killing all filthy humans!"
Do you want to kill all humans with me?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Gemsparky
Sure! As long as we can start with Fighter.
Favourite video game genre?
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
From thief to hero
Sports, because I can take part in that genre!
Be honest, do you think I'm cute?
"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."
-growling noise-
(Depends, do you think I'm a horrible creature with chakra so foul that it can bring complete and total despair to the world?)
What is your tax plan?
King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master,
I have effectively infinite money, so taxes are a non factor to me. Plus people tend to leave me alone due to my power.
Are people afraid of you even though you're mostly harmless?
Hail to the King of Feraligatrs! Shameless advertising
Goddess of Nature
"I am far from harmless, just don't get in my fucking way!"
Do you swear?
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
Yes, but I try not to.
Is tomato a fruit or a vegetable?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Gemsparky
It's a spell component.
What do you think is the most underrated movie?
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
From thief to hero
We don't get or make many movies around here. I would say that one movie someone made about us, but I wasn't even in it, so I'm indifferent about it. It's a shame since this face was made for Hollywood!
Have you ever fought a dragon?
edited 16th Aug '15 5:22:01 PM by kablammin45
"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."
Like, zoinks! I could really go for a dragon sushi roll right about now, does that count?
What's the best breakfast cereal?
edited 16th Aug '15 5:28:10 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
"Monopoly! The little red hotels are my favourite. But I can only eat it on the roof now, since Sally always hits me if she sees me eating it. Something about it "not being food". They're just stale, that's all!"
"Have you heard anything about aliens in the area? ...Because if you have, it's not true. Okay!?"
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Aliens that aren't real? I betcha they're actually in cosplay! 
That's...one way ta explain it, Yayoi. 
(Looks at Candy) Besides, we have an alien right here! 
I am not an alien! I'm a cute little fairy from Marchenland, the kingdom where fairy tales come true!
Of course the aliens you're thinking of aren't real, but it'd be intriguing if they are proven to exist.
As long as those aliens aren't bugs or ghosts, I think I should be able to meet them anyway.
(To TNA) Do you think aliens can be Ultra Happy too?
edited 16th Aug '15 6:26:02 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
"… all beings have emotions… though some choose to be stoic… so basically, yes…"
"… what is your favorite elemental power…?"
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Fire.
What frightens you the most?
...People. Endless hordes of people, just... staring at me... nya... *Femji curls up into a little ball, shivering*
Do you have some sort of quirk that other people find annoying? nyaa~
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The Absolute Madman
"Trying to take over Jollywood constantly may make some people annoyed. But I don't care!!"
Want to rule the world with me?
"We be we baby!"
Ohh, an apple sounds yummy right about now! I don't think I've heard of a fruit called "microsoft" before, though. What does it taste like?
"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."