Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Damn kids, ma'am.
Waiter, a traction engine is in my soup
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
How ELSE do you expect us to keep it stired while we deliver it from north korea?
WAITER! there is a golf club in my soup!
You better hope I just kill you.
Oh you meant FOUR soups. My mistake sir
Waiter there's a succubus in my soup
I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Our soup's always hot.
Waiter! There's a Walking Shirtless Scene in my soup!
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
As we said earlier, our soup's always Hot.
Waiter, there's a 3DS in my soup!
...eheh
OH YES!!
Let's hope it still works.
Waiter! There's a Matryoshka doll in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
You don't want to know what's inside.
Waiter, there's a family heirloom in my soup!
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
Wha- GIVE ME THAT!
Waiter! The bill is in my soup!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
literary masochist
Oh, you're going to pay for that one, sir.
Waiter! There's scrambled egg in my soup!
This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
That's our breakfast soup, sir.
Waiter! There's Cthulhu in my soup!
Oh R'lyeh? Looks like the stars were right.
Waiter, there's another dimension in my soup!
...eheh
We were running out of time, sir.
Waiter, there's an iron in my soup!
Its good for you, y'know.
Waiter, there's a telecommunications monopoly company in my soup.
They told you they were everywhere.
Waiter, there's fnord in my soup!
edited 15th Jul '13 4:43:45 PM by CoyoticEvil
There's nothing weird in your soup. ( references Illuminatus!)
Waiter, there's a Brown Note in my soup!
edited 15th Jul '13 4:47:52 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Just don't listen to it and you should be fine...
Should you?
Waiter! There's a Mark 3 American-built Jaeger Replica in my soup!
edited 15th Jul '13 4:47:49 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
... uhh. Yeah. I didn't know how it got in there, man.
Waiter! There's a soup in my soup!
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Darn it, he went after the Kaiju in our Godzilla Soup!
I think you ordered a large size. We didn't have any bowls for large size so we used two medium sizes.
Waiter, there's a Kaiju in my soup!
...eheh
You better hope I just kill you.
We pride ourselves on giving exactly what's orderd ,sir.
Waiter, there's a Badass Muthafuka in my soup
edited 15th Jul '13 4:53:20 PM by simooo713
I AM THE PUN GOD ~Me , at some point in time
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Ooh! Ooh! What category is it?
Sorry, I'll get out of the soup. Didn't want the strongest thing after all, huh?
Waiter! Daft Punk is in my soup! Not that I'm complaining, mind you.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Sorry, sir. But I think that it improves the tone of the soup.
Waiter! There's an abstract concept in my soup!
It's the bitter taste of defeat.
[Insert here]! There's a soup in my waiter!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-garbled noises-
Waiter! There's Liquid Techbane in my soup!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
OH YES!!
At least it isn't solid.
Waiter! There's a mech in my soup!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Of course. You ordered squid soup, sir.
Waiter! There's a pokeball in my soup!
People are mirrors. If you smile, a smile will be reflected.