The Harbinger of Strange
Moonshine Wizard
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> You open the fridge
> OH GOD
> You slam the fridge shut
"I drank the blood of angels from a bottle, just to see if I could call the lightning down."
i seee youuuu
>You open the fridge.
>The light is unusually bright.
>You remember you're a vampire.
>OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODARGHHHHHHHHH
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
OH YES!!
> You open the fridge.
> You see a huge icy blue eye with a glass lens over it staring back at you.
> You question your sanity.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
The Harbinger of Strange
> You open the fridge.
> You see a gremlin wearing a monocle.
> He offers you parfait.
> You find this encounter strange. You don't even like parfait.
You need an adult.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
>You open the fridge.
>Ye see: A flask, A large head singing opera, a viking helmet, a viking without a helmet, Master Chief (Cryotube), and a Box with Liquid Snake in it.
>You Ask what you ate last night.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
>You open the fridge.
>You realize that you are the fridge.
Moonshine Wizard
> You open the fridge
> The fridge eats you
> Try again? Y/N
"I drank the blood of angels from a bottle, just to see if I could call the lightning down."
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
>You open yonder fridge.
>THE FORGOTTEN BEAST NAROFENI DUSKFALL HAS ARRIVED. A GIANT DRAGON COMPOSED OF SLADE, IT'S SCALY HIDE OOZES MAGMA. IT'S TEETH AND CLAWS HAVE SLAIN MILLIONS. BEWARE IT'S DEADLY PSYCHOKINESES.
>Think "I should probably stop playing DF so much."
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The True Shane
You open the fridge...
It was a Rotom!
Rotom used Discharge!
You faint...
Try again? Y / N
edited 17th Apr '13 1:15:31 PM by SBaneN
(This post will probably reveal the truth.)
You open the fridge.
Inside is the Demi-Fiend.
You decide your not hungry.
The Harbinger of Strange
> You open the fridge.
> A large fist, proportional to the size of the fridge, shoots out of the fridge and punches you in the face.
> You punch back, but hit only your bottle of skim milk, causing a spill that's going to make the entire inside of your fridge sticky and will take ages to clean.
You need an adult.
Moonshine Wizard
> You open the fridge
> A flock of parrots erupt from the fridge
> Goddamit
"I drank the blood of angels from a bottle, just to see if I could call the lightning down."
OH YES!!
>Open the fridge
>You find a portal to an alternate universe in which you are Batman.
>You go inside. Time to have fun and kick ass.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Moonshine Wizard
> You open the fridge
> You find a village of gnomes
> You raise your hammer menacingly
"I drank the blood of angels from a bottle, just to see if I could call the lightning down."
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
There is a refrigerator here. Loot it? (Y/N) y
You open the refrigerator to find Pinkie Pie decided to loot it first. She's eating all your uncursed chocolates.
Close the refrigerator? (Y/N) y
You get the strange feeling that you should really stop eating so much violet fungus, but it passes.
edited 18th Apr '13 10:47:03 PM by KatanaCat
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
>You open the fridge
> A Jabberwock pops out and eats your left hand. The door slams shut.
>You replace your hand and open the door again. An Adeptus Astartes with a Monocle-design on his helmet is jammed in your fridge. He offers you "A spot of tea".
>You look confused. You don't even have any tea.
edited 18th Apr '13 9:48:11 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The True Shane
> You open the fridge...
> It was trapped! You are surrounded by a green gas!
> You are poisoned! The poison was deadly...
> Your amulet of life saving glows brilliantly!
> You find 450 coins and a nuclear bomb. Take it? Y/N
> You take the 450 coins and the nuclear bomb.
> You step backwards. You trigger a trap!
> You are hit by fire! Your nuclear bomb explodes! The fridge comes to life and spits fireballs at you!
> You die...
Moonshine Wizard
> You open the fridge
> Inspect contents
> Everything is as normal... except for the juice
> Examine juice
> While you are examining the juice you are killed by the eggs
> Try again Y/N
"I drank the blood of angels from a bottle, just to see if I could call the lightning down."
Anti Alien robot
> You open the fridge
>inside is another fridge
>You open the fridge
>Fridges, all the way down
Ed: someone already did that joke Have another
>You open the fridge
>You see a tiny unicorn a tapdancing robot a human skull and a half eaten pizza
> You wonder how the pizza got there.
edited 19th Apr '13 11:36:06 AM by thatonedude
The True Shane
You open the fridge...
> The fridge was a giant devouring mimic!
> The giant devouring mimic eats you! You die...
edited 20th Apr '13 10:07:43 AM by SBaneN
(This post will probably reveal the truth.)
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
>You open the fridge.
>You Close the fridge.
>You repeat this until you die.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
> You open the fridge.
> You see a packet of lunch meat that you bought three months ago.
> It winks at you.
> You close the fridge.
edited 19th Jun '13 11:23:26 PM by Mu5icl0v3r
> You open the fridge
> You look into the abyss
> The abyss looks into you
"I drank the blood of angels from a bottle, just to see if I could call the lightning down."