Dark Master of Stairs
If your hands were cut off, neither could you.
This would be a good time to tell you...that I Am Not Left-Handed!
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
How surprising! You don't seem to be right-handed either!
Your fighting's the worst mankind ever beheld!
Guess they haven't seen yours yet.
You couldn't cut a piece o' cheese!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
You did, and it reeked as much as yer swordwaving.
You can never impress the ladies with that swordsmanship of yers...
edited 21st Mar '13 7:13:07 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Oh, I have a second sword to help with that.
You fight like me baby sister, and she ain't even born yet!
edited 21st Mar '13 7:13:43 PM by PhysicalStamina
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Dark Master of Stairs
An' she'll never be, if yer old man handles a wench the way ye handle a sword!
I could outfight five of ye wit' my eyes closed!
edited 22nd Mar '13 2:41:11 PM by EgregiousOne
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Yer so ugly, I should be fightin' ye with my eyes closed!
's not too late to go crawling back to yer mum!
edited 22nd Mar '13 3:46:06 PM by PhysicalStamina
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Oh, but why should I copy your fighting style?
Your death shall prove my talent once and for all!
Dark Master of Stairs
Sorry to sell you short, but that's showbiz, toots.
I had a tougher man than ye fer breakfast!
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Dark Master of Stairs
No wonder ye fight like ye disagreed with something ye ate!
Yer so slow already, ye won't even miss yer leg when I hack it off!
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Unlike you, i can afford it. [has three legs, attacker has one]
Your brains will make a delicious meal after i kill you.
so much to do, and yet... here, it feels like one cannot do anything but lie here and sleep forever.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Brains? I've fought MARRY SUES that had better threats than that!
I will hunt you down, maul you, let you crawl away, and then proceed to place a fear of EVERYTHING in your mind. I will tear your mind to shreds, and I'll barely lift a finger in the process.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
-stabs- In the time it took to say that, you could've made me mincemeat.
ha! Ye couldn't beat me baby sister in a fight!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Dark Master of Stairs
Ye mean I'm fighting th' big brother now? My mistake!
Step a little closer, I'll give ye a hand with that scrub ye call a 'stache!
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
Come a little closer an' I'll help ye with yer face! Anything I'd do to it would be an improvement.
I think I saw yer fightin' style before. They called it ballet!
edited 9th Apr '13 11:38:11 AM by PhysicalStamina
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Ye're fighting like it's the only style ye've seen.
I'm known throughout this island for my good swordsmanship and dashing looks! Ye're a nobody to me!
edited 9th Apr '13 11:44:28 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Shouldn't be too hard to beat someone who travels with his mum all the time!
Ye call that a sword? You couldn't spread butter on a piece of toast with that thing!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Mine can't, but yers looks like it only can do that.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
You fight like grass.
Ye'd sooner kill me with yer breath than with your sword skills!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
And that is because I breath darkness.
I HAVE FOUGHT DEATH ITSELF — AND I WON!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Awful nice of him to throw the fight.
Ye couldn't kill me if I was frozen in place!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
shine on
trust me, being frozen solid would only improve your skills. and your banter.
you think you can beat me? you couldn't beat an egg.
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
I make a mean shish kebab, though; care to sample it?
Ye move slower than a sloth with shoes made o' sandpaper!
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
Yer slower than a sidewalk!
Ye couldn't beat me if you practiced fer a hundred years!
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Then it'll be all the more embarassin' when I beat ye!
Ye couldn't beat me if both my hands were cut off!
edited 21st Mar '13 7:08:25 PM by PhysicalStamina
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.