Your avatar has planned your birthday party

What is it like?

It's at Barcelona. Not the city, the planet. Fantastic place.

He had many decades to prepare it in advance, thanks to the TARDIS.

He invited all my friends, even the ones I haven't seen since childhood. Even my grandfather is there, and he's meant to be dead.

The cake is shaped like a blue box, predictably.

Lots of blood, the whole thing has a mix of 60s and knives.

He probably didn't...

if he had it'd probably be a room filled with chemicals and various apparatus.

Or he'd be shoving me into a general store after closing hours and telling me to "grab anything I want"

There are many poorly-drawn stereotypical Old West people there, including a speech-impaired John Wayne wannabe, a bartender with a terrible, fake Irish accent and an old insane man with a blood-filled spider for a pet. After the inevitable gunfights, which Brand X John Wayne invariably wins, my avvie will cart the bodies away with a derp expression while synth organ funeral music plays.

...Oh, and all of the presents are poorly-rendered MS-Paint abominations.

It involves destroying my town. Best sweet sixteen ever.

Hats.

Hats everywhere.

There's a perimeter of land mines around the party area with three snipers concealed on various rooftops. There's a metal detector at the entrance, where he pulls a gun on anyone who so much as coughs in line.

The cake is plain, but nice; the presents are weapons and combat fatigues.

Ohh.. Well, thank you.

There will be a lot of aliens at my birthday party.

OH MY WORD! Croc, Do not bring your relatives here!

Guys, doesn't it say your avatar has planned your birthday party?

Anyways, apparently Miroku and Sango bring their kids, Inu Yasha, Kagome, Shippo, and Kohaku along. I honestly don't mind.

IF TBA WAS PLANNING:

Guys, just invent me a De Lorean that can time travel

If that's the case, Croc will be giving me and my family some delicious meat, though he never says where it came from...

There will be games with the lumas, story time, a birthday cake with Star Bits in it, flying around, and to conclude it, a lovely dance with Rosalina.

Best. Birthday party. EVER!

Dead bodies and/or zombies everywhere.

edited 3rd Sep '15 4:23:22 PM by Savaget1337

There would be lots of Dragon-type Pokemon at the party, that's for sure. The food would likely be cooked by them, and someone nearby would freak out and call the fire department.

Apparently, Miroku has made a "grope Sango" game...which I will not play to avoid my favorite Inu Yasha character from killing the guest of honor.

edited 3rd Sep '15 6:18:06 PM by powerpuffbats

...Garden party, anyone?

It's at the police station. Not much fun, but I did get a chance to fire a shotgun.

So, Sango gives me boomerang lessons, and Miroku teaches me how to grope.

I LIKE IT!

WHOA! Traveling in the TARDIS on my birthday?! BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.

I get to travel.....yay.

Everyone at the party dies. Everyone.

...I am so fucking dead.

We have a pretty casual party and then Uro has me do a shared dream with her.