The wires are actually made of margarine which tastes incredibly like butter but isn't.
I got the poison in my blood!
edited 26th Oct '12 3:44:50 PM by SeanMurrayI
Digital Analogy
The person, who says this has been bitten by a viper and some helpful individual concludes the best action is to blow gently on the victim's finger.
Who knew gelatine could be hard enough to do that to her foot?
edited 26th Oct '12 7:26:19 AM by Jusamies
In porto perse vitulus est.
so i made a new avatar
Someone has dropped frozen gelatin onto a woman's foot, breaking it.
Runaway kangaroo! A kangaroo's gotten loose!
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Ded
It was Tuesday in Australia.
Poison is sandwich
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I GOT THE POISON IN MY SANDWICH!!!!!!
NO! YOU HEARD WHAT MIKE SAID! I'M POISONED! I'M ALREADY DEAD!!!!
so i made a new avatar
A poisonous cat has bitten an unsuspecting young man who is about to throw himself off the boat to save the rest of the passengers.
Darth Vader just told me I'm kawaii.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
OH YES!!
Darth Vader's helmet has caused him to say kawaii instead of any insult.
I found a colony of tiny people under my bed!
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Dread Pirate Captain
"Tiny people", as in termites. Also, the speaker is in a drunken haze.
"My star is in that bench, between two invisible sheep."
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
so i made a new avatar
He's just talking in his sleep.
Little egg, little egg, my dear little egg~
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Burn It Down In The End
A student has to take care of an egg for a class assignment.
"The sea is black", said the yellow frog.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
The frog is talking about an oil spill at the sea.
"I see," said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Nerdy. Weird. AWESOME.
The blind man is helping his friend, a carpenter, by holding the carpenter's tools when he doesn't need them. They are also informally chatting.
The policeman asked, "Sir, are you under the effects of bologna?"
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But how does it taste?
The policeman is asking if the person has recently took a drug thats been nicknamed "bologna"
"Something like that really needs a less embarrassing name."
edited 27th Oct '12 2:53:55 AM by Unpronounceable
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
Digital Analogy
Two friends are discussing a video game with a badass demon as the final boss. The boss is called "Fwapsies~".
Oh god, no! Not in the kidneys! Aaaargh! the man yelled.
edited 27th Oct '12 3:01:49 AM by Jusamies
In porto perse vitulus est.
But how does it taste?
The man is hallucinating from a drug called "bologna" about people taking his kidneys.
"How is this my fault? I told you not to use times new roman font!"
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
Digital Analogy
A five-year old's parents are frustrated over nobody coming to the kid's birthday. The mother thinks, (not completely unreasonably) that the reason is, that the father decided to make the invitations look like electricity bills or something.
I'm surprised someone actually bought both of my comics. Too bad it was for that purpose.
In porto perse vitulus est.
But how does it taste?
The comics were bought to be turned into a kids school collage progect.
"No, look. You put that HERE and then... uh... thats new... Is it supposed to be doing that?"
edited 27th Oct '12 4:06:51 AM by Unpronounceable
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
Digital Analogy
The nuclear technicians at Chernobyl only a while before something notable happened.
I'm not putting that slimy thing in my you-know-very-well-what!
In porto perse vitulus est.
But how does it taste?
Someone just really doesn't like using hair gel.
"Oh God! Its not fitting and its starting to hurt real bad!"
An eye for an eye just means two people need eye patches...
so i made a new avatar
Someone finding out that bear traps don't make very good shin braces.
I think he was mumbling something about jellybeans.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
We just visited a psych ward to visit a crazy guy who went mad over some jelly beans.
This is making me MAAAAAD.
so i made a new avatar
Someone watching Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel.
I've got coooorn breeeeaaad...
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Burn It Down In The End
A crazy-sounding person has just returned home from shopping.
What the hell happened to my limo?
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
PINNACLE OF MAN
Somebody broke the guy's Limo.
Why I am having sex with a hyena?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Do what the title says.
These wires taste like butter.
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