Digital Analogy
Play baseball with a rolled-up carpet. Because who has the time to go look for a real bat? Anyone.
edited 24th Sep '12 2:30:41 PM by Jusamies
In porto perse vitulus est.
Freelance Worrywart
Play a tiny harmonica and still have that grumpy dour expression.
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
...could put his awkward Average Joe son into a mech and have him fight Eldritch Abominations.
May Dhunia guide me on my path.
Could play Rock'n Roll in full metal armor and not get a terrible headache.
Your mind is a software. Program it. Your body is a shell. Change it. Death is a disease. Cure it. Extinction is approaching. Fight it.
...could murder hundreds while calmly smiling.
edited 24th Sep '12 2:45:42 PM by PhysicalStamina
OH YES!!
…could defend the humans in the upcoming robot takeover.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Freelance Worrywart
...Could maintain such a withering glance whilst wearing socks on their head. And have it be effective.
Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
ETERNAL
Could look badass whilst looking up at someone.
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
...can star in the upcoming Silver Surfer game.
OH YES!!
…could beat Miku Hatsune in a robot music contest.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Digital Analogy
OTA Could look so immune to snark
In porto perse vitulus est.
HAHA OH WOW
OTA could convince the pilot of a giant killing machine cyborg thing to level several city blocks in order to kill an angel by telling him to pretend that the angel as him
No seriously, it's kind of shooting sparks everywhere and it looks like it's on fire
Digital Analogy
OTA can look like a reptile despite apparently being a mammal.
In porto perse vitulus est.
OTA could outsmart every Evil Genius all at once, including himself.
Red Lagoon
OTA could get even more mad than person who has it in his own name
...is allowed to sleep with Tenzen.
Digital Analogy
...can have an arrow on its forehead and not look silly.
In porto perse vitulus est.
...can clone his mother and de-age her at the same time.
Digital Analogy
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Yui was his wife
...can be two rocking robots.*
edited 25th Sep '12 9:11:11 AM by Jusamies
In porto perse vitulus est.
Didn't he clone her and she ended up as Rei or something?
...can render his glasses like that for so long.
Digital Analogy
Yui was her wife, whose soul got absorbed in Unit-01 during its contact experiment. Rei was cloned out of her and Lilith's DNA and was given Lilith's soul. That's how I understood interpreted it.
...can be two robots so similar and yet so different from each other.
In porto perse vitulus est.
OTA could pull off that look properly.
Digital Analogy
OTA could take that hat off and not look less insane.
In porto perse vitulus est.
Red Lagoon
OTA can be know flanderised into mere miserable father, despite being Magnificent Bastard who played important role in whole planet scale events.
edited 25th Sep '12 11:46:02 AM by Tenzen12
Here's how it works: Just post something you think only the above avatar wouldor could do. The more unusual, the better. You can be brief or in-depth, though some explanation is appreciated.
For example, only the nothingness above my post could do such a fine job at not exisiting.
Have fun ^_^
Your mind is a software. Program it. Your body is a shell. Change it. Death is a disease. Cure it. Extinction is approaching. Fight it.