Haiku Battles!:

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This warm tropical winter,

It keeps me from thinking

About haiku rules
127 OhnoaBear21st Sep 2012 11:28:42 AM from Exiting, pursued by a...
I'm back, baby.
Without rules of form
There can never be haiku
They define them, fool
I am no fool

But I am lazy

Like the incoming spring
129 terlwyth21st Sep 2012 11:37:44 AM from Kalifornien , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Nichts zu sehen hier
It's haiku battle

What the hell did you expect?

From someone like me?

edited 21st Sep '12 11:38:25 AM by terlwyth

Geh weg
pobody's nerfect
Like winter and spring
This battle rages onwards
Eternally ragey.

edited 29th Sep '12 7:50:08 AM by PantheraSapiensEllipsis

MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
131 BestOf29th Sep 2012 08:04:35 AM from Finland , Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
I have summoned here
to join my side in this fight
help from the heavens:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!"

I fully concede
that this was not a haiku.
Still, I think I win.

edited 29th Sep '12 8:06:32 AM by BestOf

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
132 Collen29th Sep 2012 08:05:49 AM from it is a mystery , Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
the cutest lizard
But you have cheated.
You cannot win in that way.
Try again, peasant.

edited 29th Sep '12 8:05:57 AM by Collen

the wind presents a change of course; a second reckoning of sorts
133 Sakan4k30th Sep 2012 07:52:17 PM from The Other Rainforest
I shall try my hand.

A challenger approaches

Like the summer's storm

edited 30th Sep '12 7:53:15 PM by Sakan4k

134 Speedchesser31st Jan 2013 03:42:58 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. , Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Allosaurushat.
Thread bump in the spring.
Please revive, Haiku Battles.
I miss you so much.
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
135 BestOf31st Jan 2013 04:05:09 PM from Finland , Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
Sakan4k came.
No one answered his challenge
for 4 months, or so.

edited 31st Jan '13 4:37:03 PM by BestOf

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
136 MidnightRambler31st Jan 2013 04:11:01 PM from Germania Inferior
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Wow, I love this thread
I should really go to bed
Haikus in my head

(I make haikus rhyme
It helps me have a good time
And it's not a crime)
137 Speedchesser31st Jan 2013 05:00:32 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. , Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Allosaurushat.
Oh, Midnight Rambler?
I disagree with that post.
It is TOO a crime!
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
138 NESgamer19031st Jan 2013 05:05:21 PM from a NES cartridge , Relationship Status: Brony
Onwards!
A new opponent,

NESgamer draws near,

What is your command?
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
139 BestOf31st Jan 2013 05:12:29 PM from Finland , Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
[up]Already I know:
you are not a strong nemesis;
asking for orders.

[up][up][up]This is your midnight.
Rambling rhymes do you no good.
Your haiku will fail.

edited 31st Jan '13 5:14:33 PM by BestOf

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
140 OhnoaBear31st Jan 2013 05:21:23 PM from Exiting, pursued by a...
I'm back, baby.
Rain falls heavy here
These few tears of the heavens
Mourn your words' failure.
141 BestOf31st Jan 2013 05:26:43 PM from Finland , Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
[up]The heart of haiku:
"haiku is simplicity."
You, too, are simple.

Haiku has beauty
underlined by simple form.
This is where you fail.
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
142 OhnoaBear31st Jan 2013 05:38:21 PM from Exiting, pursued by a...
I'm back, baby.
Simplicity rules
But is itself an iron chain:
It weighs you down

Defy the simple.
Rise to new heights of diction,
Or are you simple?
143 MidnightRambler31st Jan 2013 05:40:38 PM from Germania Inferior
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Impossible things,
do; invisible things, see;
Row, fight the power.
144 BestOf31st Jan 2013 05:59:11 PM from Finland , Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
[up][up]If I rise higher,
I will ascend to the stars
and will not be heard.

Instead I stay here,
showing you how it is done,
the art of haiku.

I am so noble:
I channel from higher spheres
awesomeness on you.
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
145 MidnightRambler31st Jan 2013 06:11:54 PM from Germania Inferior
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Best, you're good at this
But as a master poet
I'll defeat you yet
Definitely not a weirdo
Fools prop up themselves
With words that hold no water
But the wise are meek

Perhaps I'm the fool
With these backhanded insults
I must improve too.
147 Speedchesser31st Jan 2013 07:00:39 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. , Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Allosaurushat.
Glad to see this thread
Is back up again. So cool.
Let us celebrate!
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
148 terlwyth31st Jan 2013 07:24:39 PM from Kalifornien , Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Nichts zu sehen hier
May I bash a skull

Cut out someones entrails?

No?!? Then screw yourself

edited 31st Jan '13 7:24:54 PM by terlwyth

Geh weg
149 NESgamer19031st Jan 2013 08:00:45 PM from a NES cartridge , Relationship Status: Brony
Onwards!
Thou art but a brute,

Thou shalt not get a true lute,

Fall and be real mute!
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
150 PhysicalStamina31st Jan 2013 08:09:27 PM from be real, it doesn't matter aaanywaaaaaaay , Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
take a little journey
Y'all know that I am
The baddest of the bad, man
Just 2fresh4u
You wish to take me out so you study
Meanwhile, my clothes, mics, and foes are left bloody

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