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Haiku Battles!:

This warm tropical winter,

It keeps me from thinking

About haiku rules

 127 Oh no a Bear, Fri, 21st Sep '12 11:28:42 AM from Exiting, pursued by a...
I'm back, baby.
Without rules of form
There can never be haiku
They define them, fool
I am no fool

But I am lazy

Like the incoming spring

 129 terlwyth, Fri, 21st Sep '12 11:37:44 AM from Berzerkeley, Kalifornien Relationship Status: Not war
The gravestone has been stolen
It's haiku battle

What the hell did you expect?

From someone like me?

edited 21st Sep '12 11:38:25 AM by terlwyth

Nichts hier zu sehen
pobody's nerfect
Like winter and spring
This battle rages onwards
Eternally ragey.

edited 29th Sep '12 7:50:08 AM by PantheraSapiensEllipsis

MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
 131 Best Of, Sat, 29th Sep '12 8:04:35 AM from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
I have summoned here
to join my side in this fight
help from the heavens:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!"

I fully concede
that this was not a haiku.
Still, I think I win.

edited 29th Sep '12 8:06:32 AM by BestOf

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
 132 Collen, Sat, 29th Sep '12 8:05:49 AM from it is a mystery
vilent waler
But you have cheated.
You cannot win in that way.
Try again, peasant.

edited 29th Sep '12 8:05:57 AM by Collen

 133 Sakan4k, Sun, 30th Sep '12 7:52:17 PM from The Other Rainforest
I shall try my hand.

A challenger approaches

Like the summer's storm

edited 30th Sep '12 7:53:15 PM by Sakan4k

 134 Speedchesser, Thu, 31st Jan '13 3:42:58 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Allosaurushat.
Thread bump in the spring.
Please revive, Haiku Battles.
I miss you so much.
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
 135 Best Of, Thu, 31st Jan '13 4:05:09 PM from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
Sakan4k came.
No one answered his challenge
for 4 months, or so.

edited 31st Jan '13 4:37:03 PM by BestOf

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
 136 Midnight Rambler, Thu, 31st Jan '13 4:11:01 PM from Germania Inferior
JEZUS MARIA PANIE KURWA BOŻE
Wow, I love this thread
I should really go to bed
Haikus in my head

(I make haikus rhyme
It helps me have a good time
And it's not a crime)
That's the way you do it: get your pony for nothing, and your mares for free.
 137 Speedchesser, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:00:32 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Allosaurushat.
Oh, Midnight Rambler?
I disagree with that post.
It is TOO a crime!
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
 138 NE Sgamer 190, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:05:21 PM from a NES cartridge Relationship Status: Brony
Clingy little guy
A new opponent,

NESgamer draws near,

What is your command?

 139 Best Of, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:12:29 PM from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
[up]Already I know:
you are not a strong nemesis;
asking for orders.

[up][up][up]This is your midnight.
Rambling rhymes do you no good.
Your haiku will fail.

edited 31st Jan '13 5:14:33 PM by BestOf

Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
 140 Oh no a Bear, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:21:23 PM from Exiting, pursued by a...
I'm back, baby.
Rain falls heavy here
These few tears of the heavens
Mourn your words' failure.
 141 Best Of, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:26:43 PM from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
[up]The heart of haiku:
"haiku is simplicity."
You, too, are simple.

Haiku has beauty
underlined by simple form.
This is where you fail.
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
 142 Oh no a Bear, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:38:21 PM from Exiting, pursued by a...
I'm back, baby.
Simplicity rules
But is itself an iron chain:
It weighs you down

Defy the simple.
Rise to new heights of diction,
Or are you simple?
 143 Midnight Rambler, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:40:38 PM from Germania Inferior
JEZUS MARIA PANIE KURWA BOŻE
Impossible things,
do; invisible things, see;
Row, fight the power.
That's the way you do it: get your pony for nothing, and your mares for free.
 144 Best Of, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:59:11 PM from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
[up][up]If I rise higher,
I will ascend to the stars
and will not be heard.

Instead I stay here,
showing you how it is done,
the art of haiku.

I am so noble:
I channel from higher spheres
awesomeness on you.
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
 145 Midnight Rambler, Thu, 31st Jan '13 6:11:54 PM from Germania Inferior
JEZUS MARIA PANIE KURWA BOŻE
Best, you're good at this
But as a master poet
I'll defeat you yet
That's the way you do it: get your pony for nothing, and your mares for free.
Definitely not a weirdo
Fools prop up themselves
With words that hold no water
But the wise are meek

Perhaps I'm the fool
With these backhanded insults
I must improve too.
 147 Speedchesser, Thu, 31st Jan '13 7:00:39 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
Allosaurushat.
Glad to see this thread
Is back up again. So cool.
Let us celebrate!
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
 148 terlwyth, Thu, 31st Jan '13 7:24:39 PM from Berzerkeley, Kalifornien Relationship Status: Not war
The gravestone has been stolen
May I bash a skull

Cut out someones entrails?

No?!? Then screw yourself

edited 31st Jan '13 7:24:54 PM by terlwyth

Nichts hier zu sehen
 149 NE Sgamer 190, Thu, 31st Jan '13 8:00:45 PM from a NES cartridge Relationship Status: Brony
Clingy little guy
Thou art but a brute,

Thou shalt not get a true lute,

Fall and be real mute!

 150 Physical Stamina, Thu, 31st Jan '13 8:09:27 PM from Centipede Central (save me!) Relationship Status: If you like it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
'ey, dis is Toime Gal, aka de 'Eroine of Toime
Y'all know that I am
The baddest of the bad, man
Just 2fresh4u
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