I'm back, baby.
Without rules of form
There can never be haiku
They define them, fool
I am no fool
But I am lazy
Like the incoming spring
It's haiku battle
What the hell did you expect?
edited 21st Sep '12 11:38:25 AM by terlwyth
pobody's nerfect
Like winter and spring
This battle rages onwards
Eternally ragey.
edited 29th Sep '12 7:50:08 AM by PantheraSapiensEllipsis
MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
I have summoned here
to join my side in this fight
help from the heavens:
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!"
I fully concede
that this was not a haiku.
Still, I think I win.
edited 29th Sep '12 8:06:32 AM by BestOf
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
the cutest lizard
But you have cheated.
You cannot win in that way.
Try again, peasant.
edited 29th Sep '12 8:05:57 AM by Collen
Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours For graphs of passion and charts of stars...
I shall try my hand.
A challenger approaches
Like the summer's storm
edited 30th Sep '12 7:53:15 PM by Sakan4k
Thread bump in the spring.
Please revive, Haiku Battles.
I miss you so much.
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
Sakan4k came.
No one answered his challenge
for 4 months, or so.
edited 31st Jan '13 4:37:03 PM by BestOf
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Wow, I love this thread
I should really go to bed
Haikus in my head
(I make haikus rhyme
It helps me have a good time
And it's not a crime)
Oh, Midnight Rambler?
I disagree with that post.
It is TOO a crime!
Hello!
A new opponent,
NESgamer draws near,
What is your command?
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Already I know:
you are not a strong nemesis;
asking for orders.
This is your midnight.
Rambling rhymes do you no good.
Your haiku will fail.
edited 31st Jan '13 5:14:33 PM by BestOf
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
I'm back, baby.
Rain falls heavy here
These few tears of the heavens
Mourn your words' failure.
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
The heart of haiku:
"haiku is simplicity."
You, too, are simple.
Haiku has beauty
underlined by simple form.
This is where you fail.
I'm back, baby.
Simplicity rules
But is itself an iron chain:
It weighs you down
Defy the simple.
Rise to new heights of diction,
Or are you simple?
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Impossible things,
do; invisible things, see;
Row, fight the power.
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
If I rise higher,
I will ascend to the stars
and will not be heard.
Instead I stay here,
showing you how it is done,
the art of haiku.
I am so noble:
I channel from higher spheres
awesomeness on you.
Ich bin nicht schuld! 's ist Gottes Plan!
Best, you're good at this
But as a master poet
I'll defeat you yet
Am I a weirdo?
Fools prop up themselves
With words that hold no water
But the wise are meek
Perhaps I'm the fool
With these backhanded insults
I must improve too.
Glad to see this thread
Is back up again. So cool.
Let us celebrate!
No?!? Then screw yourself
edited 31st Jan '13 7:24:54 PM by terlwyth
Hello!
Thou art but a brute,
Thou shalt not get a true lute,
Fall and be real mute!
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
Y'all know that I am
The baddest of the bad, man
Just 2fresh4u
This warm tropical winter,
It keeps me from thinking
About haiku rules