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Haiku Battles!:

This warm tropical winter,

It keeps me from thinking

About haiku rules

 127 Oh no a Bear, Fri, 21st Sep '12 11:28:42 AM from Exiting, pursued by a...
I'm back, baby.
Without rules of form
There can never be haiku
They define them, fool
I am no fool

But I am lazy

Like the incoming spring

 129 terlwyth, Fri, 21st Sep '12 11:37:44 AM from Virginia Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
The gravestone has been stolen
It's haiku battle

What the hell did you expect?

From someone like me?

edited 21st Sep '12 11:38:25 AM by terlwyth

pobody's nerfect
Like winter and spring
This battle rages onwards
Eternally ragey.

edited 29th Sep '12 7:50:08 AM by PantheraSapiensEllipsis

MEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
 131 Best Of, Sat, 29th Sep '12 8:04:35 AM from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
I have summoned here
to join my side in this fight
help from the heavens:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
with my blurglecruncheon,
see if I don't!"

I fully concede
that this was not a haiku.
Still, I think I win.

edited 29th Sep '12 8:06:32 AM by BestOf

I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. - Douglas Adams
 132 Collen, Sat, 29th Sep '12 8:05:49 AM from it is a mystery
vilent waler
But you have cheated.
You cannot win in that way.
Try again, peasant.

edited 29th Sep '12 8:05:57 AM by Collen

 133 Sakan4k, Sun, 30th Sep '12 7:52:17 PM from The Other Rainforest
I shall try my hand.

A challenger approaches

Like the summer's storm

edited 30th Sep '12 7:53:15 PM by Sakan4k

 134 Speedchesser, Thu, 31st Jan '13 3:42:58 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
The most sinister gentleman.
Thread bump in the spring.
Please revive, Haiku Battles.
I miss you so much.
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
 135 Best Of, Thu, 31st Jan '13 4:05:09 PM from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
Sakan4k came.
No one answered his challenge
for 4 months, or so.

edited 31st Jan '13 4:37:03 PM by BestOf

I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. - Douglas Adams
 136 Midnight Rambler, Thu, 31st Jan '13 4:11:01 PM from Germania Inferior
stout shako for 2 refined
Wow, I love this thread
I should really go to bed
Haikus in my head

(I make haikus rhyme
It helps me have a good time
And it's not a crime)
That's the way you do it: pony for nothing, and your mares for free.

Just another brick in the Wall of Text.
 137 Speedchesser, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:00:32 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
The most sinister gentleman.
Oh, Midnight Rambler?
I disagree with that post.
It is TOO a crime!
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
 138 NE Sgamer 190, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:05:21 PM from a NES cartridge Relationship Status: Brony
Taking a step out of comfort.
A new opponent,

NESgamer draws near,

What is your command?
It's a Demonic Lighthouse Slide! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I beg of you, Durza, make it so.

-Azreal
 139 Best Of, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:12:29 PM from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
[up]Already I know:
you are not a strong nemesis;
asking for orders.

[up][up][up]This is your midnight.
Rambling rhymes do you no good.
Your haiku will fail.

edited 31st Jan '13 5:14:33 PM by BestOf

I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. - Douglas Adams
 140 Oh no a Bear, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:21:23 PM from Exiting, pursued by a...
I'm back, baby.
Rain falls heavy here
These few tears of the heavens
Mourn your words' failure.
 141 Best Of, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:26:43 PM from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
[up]The heart of haiku:
"haiku is simplicity."
You, too, are simple.

Haiku has beauty
underlined by simple form.
This is where you fail.
I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. - Douglas Adams
 142 Oh no a Bear, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:38:21 PM from Exiting, pursued by a...
I'm back, baby.
Simplicity rules
But is itself an iron chain:
It weighs you down

Defy the simple.
Rise to new heights of diction,
Or are you simple?
 143 Midnight Rambler, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:40:38 PM from Germania Inferior
stout shako for 2 refined
Impossible things,
do; invisible things, see;
Row, fight the power.
That's the way you do it: pony for nothing, and your mares for free.

Just another brick in the Wall of Text.
 144 Best Of, Thu, 31st Jan '13 5:59:11 PM from Finland Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
[up][up]If I rise higher,
I will ascend to the stars
and will not be heard.

Instead I stay here,
showing you how it is done,
the art of haiku.

I am so noble:
I channel from higher spheres
awesomeness on you.
I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. - Douglas Adams
 145 Midnight Rambler, Thu, 31st Jan '13 6:11:54 PM from Germania Inferior
stout shako for 2 refined
Best, you're good at this
But as a master poet
I'll defeat you yet
That's the way you do it: pony for nothing, and your mares for free.

Just another brick in the Wall of Text.
Definitely not a weirdo
Fools prop up themselves
With words that hold no water
But the wise are meek

Perhaps I'm the fool
With these backhanded insults
I must improve too.
 147 Speedchesser, Thu, 31st Jan '13 7:00:39 PM from somewhere between denial and the color blue. Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
The most sinister gentleman.
Glad to see this thread
Is back up again. So cool.
Let us celebrate!
I play Xanatos Speed Chess. I usually lose in three moves.

TV Tropes is not a ninja academy.
 148 terlwyth, Thu, 31st Jan '13 7:24:39 PM from Virginia Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
The gravestone has been stolen
May I bash a skull

Cut out someones entrails?

No?!? Then screw yourself

edited 31st Jan '13 7:24:54 PM by terlwyth

 149 NE Sgamer 190, Thu, 31st Jan '13 8:00:45 PM from a NES cartridge Relationship Status: Brony
Taking a step out of comfort.
Thou art but a brute,

Thou shalt not get a true lute,

Fall and be real mute!
It's a Demonic Lighthouse Slide! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I beg of you, Durza, make it so.

-Azreal
 150 Physical Stamina, Thu, 31st Jan '13 8:09:27 PM from a half-eaten cracker Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Joyeux
Y'all know that I am
The baddest of the bad, man
Just 2fresh4u
Dubstep isn't some catch-all term that mean "anything that goes 'wub'". It has an actual definition.
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