edited 6th Sep '12 6:48:37 PM by mageman84
edited 6th Sep '12 9:26:07 PM by MorwenEdhelwen
The owner replied, "Sure. I have this parrot. His name is Chet. Here, watch this."
The owner held a lighter under Chet's left leg.
Chet started singing, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way."
The owner then held the lighter under Chet's right leg.
Chet started singing, "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year."
The man was impressed, but he was also curious. "What happens when you hold the lighter between his legs?"
The pet shop owner replied, "I don't know. I've never tried that before. Let's see."
Chet started singing "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire."
- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- To who?
- No, to whom.
edited 12th Sep '12 11:10:26 PM by MorwenEdhelwen