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Extant human.

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Put your graffiti on my wall here!

LOL VANDAL

  • HAHA, VANDALISM

    • Wait, what am I doing with my life? I have to sit back and think for a bit. -Jimmy T Malice

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"The comparison would only hold up if Jews could shoot lasers out of their eyes."

-Jordan

"The road to exploding boats is paved with good intentions."

-Bocaj

"That's the biggest lie anyone's told on the internet since 'I've read and understood the terms of service'"

-That One Guy Named X

"Booty calls are only a responsible usage of divine omnipresence."

-unnoun

You turned your headlamps toward the horizon/we were the one thing in the galaxy God didn't have his eyes on.

Everything I love, I will devour/and bury its bones down in the snow/put me in a beat up El Camino/just let me go, just let me go

“Bees are good,” Obama says, as children scream.

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