Digimon is coming back!
I would tell a dick joke.
But it'd be too loooooong! 
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
I'd tell my dick joke but it'd fall flat.
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
my current job
I'd tell an ejaculation joke, but you'd see it coming.
What the hell's wrong with me?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Am I a weirdo?
I considered telling an ejaculation joke two pages ago before you gave me the proper setup.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC!
Sometimes I just tell dick jokes to myself.
Too far-fetched?
Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur.
The King Without a Kingdom
Richard Long was an asshole for leaving after having sexual relations with a friend of mine.
Triple the dick, triple the fun?
It's been 3000 years…
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
There's no such thing as a free lunch, but I have had quite a number of complementary breakfasts.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
My friends bakery burned down last night
Now his business is toast
edited 16th Nov '14 4:25:39 PM by Beaver
Is this a Jo Jo reference?
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Nelle Harper Lee's first novel is entitled to kill a mockingbird.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
A female vexillologist had some one night stands. The first one is with a man named George, the second one with a man named Andrew, and the third one with a man named Patrick. Despite all three men using protection, the vexillologist gives birth to a boy. What does she name him?
Jack.
Aussie Tolkien freak
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Please explain...
The cross of Saint Andrew (Scotland), the saltire of Saint Patrick (Ireland) and the cross of Saint George (England) all make up the Union Jack, the UK's flag.
Two-bit blockhead
Ever heard the joke about the insecure comedian?
...it's okay, you probably wouldn't have found it funny, anyway.
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
edited 26th Feb '17 9:21:20 AM by Demetrios
I like to keep my audience riveted.
Must Keep The Web Intact
...
wow, that wasn't a downer at all. 
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
Being a linguist, I find I enjoy ambiguity more than most people.
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
...that took me a while, but ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
When the red train collided with the blue train, what did the passengers say?
"We're marooned!"
I like to keep my audience riveted.
When the blue train collided with the yellow train, what did the passengers say?
Nothing. They were dead.
How dare you disrupt the sanctity of my soliloquy?
Resident Bollywood Nerd
All of them?
Still, decent one. Made me smile. Thank you for that.
noisivelet naht nuf erom era srorrim
Aussie Tolkien freak
@Random: Nice
The road goes ever on. -Tolkien
Two-bit blockhead
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face...
What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?
Sneakers.
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
The Mod with the Migraine
Did you hear about the dyslexic boy who cried fowl?
That’s the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw
Bean Sídhe
Guys, did I tell you about the results of my Communism exam yet?
Full Marx!
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line