The above troper's Text From Last Night

Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Create a personalized Text From Last Night for the above troper. And don't be too squicky, please.

In case you don't know what TFLN are, look here (quite NSFW).

Flawless grammar.

edited 10th Jul '12 1:54:14 AM by Belfagor

Perché sto indossando una divisa da poliziotta?

You asked my cat why he killed Mufasa.

"Sora mea, do you remember that girl who tried to kill you because she thought you were standing between her and me? I convinced her to come over and play with us. This should be fun ^_^"

"Indeed. I'll make sure everything's prepared <3"

Genomita national holiday to celebrate bedsheets in laundry. Laundromats and dry cleaners are fully paid for all citizens on account of council member Nightraid's exploits. THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE. TO UNSUBSCRIBE TEXT "stop" TO █████.

I'm sorry, but who is this again?

Sorry 4 leaving u in that bathtub filled with ice. I think I got ur kidney back btw.

edited 11th Jul '12 1:12:49 AM by Belfagor

So let's agree never to race killer mice again.

So it turns out she was actually eternalNoob in drag. anyways, I gotta call my therapist now. ttyl

So hey, I think i found Ki......................................

-message end-

Dad, where's the cat?

Best use of a white wig ever.

Don't ask about the duck.

edited 12th Jul '12 11:14:45 PM by KatanaCat

(OOC: I just realized we're supposed to write the above Tropers text from last night, not our avatars. I feel silly now. That's what I get for not paying attention ^_^'

Just because you woke up with a ^_^ written in lipstick on your crotch, it doesn't mean it was me who did it!

I just saw a man jumping around and laughing at trees.

edited 13th Jul '12 5:48:37 AM by KatanaCat

HOW many times did the dog laugh at you in Duck Hunt?

I told you, I'm a Pokemon, not Iron Man!

I like my girls... like i like my old ladies hair...white.

Oh Odd Future, you so crazy. :P

Everything was going fine until you started throwing books against random people shouting: "You critics suck!"

Remember how you told me earlier that you were Russian? You lied. You're Italian.

So what's wrong with the name of my pony?

I can see your car from my second floor balcony. Open your sunroof.

Just eh. The sheep was a nice touch, though.