Weirdest Thing You've Seen in a fanfic or on a fanfic site

Definitely seeing a Coraline fic in the 6teen section or a Recess fic where everyone became terrorists (both fics sucked)

I don’t even know anymore.

I found a recipe on Fanfiction.net once.

I vaguely remember a Maple Story fic that was so utterly bizarre and confusing I lost track of who was who in a set of twins who were really clones except not really.

That they were both given the same nickname did not make it easier.

It was rather well written, just...really, really confusing.

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lol a recipe? Really?

Shego and Rufus pairing: AGH BRAIN BLEACH!

lol I just found a total drama fic called A Hot Massage Basically Blaineley tries to rape all the female contestants. Ew.... MORE BRAIN BLEACH.

Here it is. Read if you dare!!

edited 3rd Jul '12 6:45:48 PM by Explosivo25

I don’t even know anymore.

It was a recipe for sea-salt ice cream in the Kingdom Hearts section.

Nothing wrong with that, it's just that Fanfiction.net isn't the right place for it.

Erratic_Cheese's work, which coming from the fairly serious Battletech fandom was full of utterly bizarre events, juvenile humor, and incredibly lavish wordplay that your mind would reject in horror half the time.

And it worked. It worked really well.

Nous restons ici.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, hands down.

It's one of these fics you must read to believe. It set the bar for Crack Fics everywhere. It's an utterly undescribable mix of Testosterone Poisoning and Sesquilopedian Locuaciousness which manages to out-Refuge in Audacity Refuge in Audacity. And it's awesome.

edited 4th Jul '12 6:00:45 PM by AlterEgo

This one. Just...this one.

Okay, it was a Teen Titans tv show Fic, and it featured a kid hero held underground named Zect. For a long while in the fanfic, he was a really Nice Guy. But then, suddenly, Zect was revealed to have actually been a minion of a group called Black Protocol called Exarch. He had a stint as a villain.

The problems begin when its revealed that Exarch was never a minion of BP, and was in fact one of a set of triplets all named Zect who was pretending to be Exarch pretending to be one of his brothers, who are heroes.

Oh, and Exarch-Zect was then revealed to have a split personality who actually is a minion of the Black Protocol and who has a habit of pretending to be his other personality.

Confused yet?

edited 4th Jul '12 10:34:07 PM by NickTheSwing

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Sounds like somebody was trying to emulate a little bit of Revolver Ocelot there!

Anyway, weirdest fanfic I've ever seen? I'm not sure if this one counts, but one day I found a fic that was just your generic sci-fi "Space Marine invades a planet and all the ensuing gory details" sort. It was a rather short one, but what made it odd was that it was in a Tenchi Muyo fanfic site, and had absolutely nothing to do with the show until the very end. And what is this relation, you may ask? The main character "borrowed" Ryoko's teleportation ability to get back to his vessel at the end. And it wasn't played for laughs, either: the author admitted using it because he thought it was cool and unique (as well as needing a way to end the plot), and didn't recall seeing that sort of ability anywhere else before, hence why he gave Tenchi Muyo the credit.

I once read a Final Fantasy VII fic, which was of the standard Aeristh-resurrection type (I think; it was a while). That's not weird. One of the main potential couples was Cloud/Jenova. That was weird, but not the weirdest part. It was that that couple was portrayed as believable and something to potentially root for. It was believable, probable, and worked well.

The Internet misuses, abuses, and overuses everything.

@sapphireblue just found that recipe. There also seems to be quite a bit of fics about Roxa and Axel making said ice cream. Weird. (lol not sure if names are right because I don't play the games)

I don’t even know anymore.

^^...

What was this and where can I find it?

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah

On an independent site I no longer have the link to, nor the title of the fanfic. I may also have misremembered some details in it.

Edit: It may be this one. I have neither time nor memory to confirm it, though.

edited 10th Jul '12 2:05:27 PM by Feather7603

The Internet misuses, abuses, and overuses everything.

Once saw some fullmetalpanic/fullmetalalchemist slash.

Some guy having his manparts chopped off and turning into a female pink Eevee for some reason. It's on deviantART and is quite mentally scarring.

Well, shoot my blistered corpse and call me a collarbone.

I've definitely got one, but it has nothing to do with the fic, which was actually a really well-written South Park slice of life. The author's note was a near-schizophrenic mish-mash of crazy that was apparently the author and Cartman having an argument. That author's note is easily the weirdest thing in fic I've ever seen - and I use to read a lot of political RPS.

That would be Eevee TG TF. It was once on our Fanfiction So Bad Its Horrible page. Very deservedly. Blatant and utterly disgusting kink.

I also remember one incredibly strange Hetalia fanfic wherein everyone seems to secretly be someone else and then aliens or something.

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I just went to go look for that story to see what all the hype was about, and it wasn't even that bad. Just a bunch of vague descriptions of what was happening, almost like a Random Events Plot, but with gender-change scissors.

The weirdest thing I've ever seen either has to be that Transformers fanfic where Megan Fox has sex with Optimus Prime*

, or that other fanfic where some guy tries to make his charizard pee itself. There's a pee-meter, and for some reason the charizard is wearing fingerless gloves and human clothing. I wouldn't even know that it was a charizard if the narrative didn't keep calling it one. Oh yeah, and there's that other story where the sorting hat rapes Hermione. That one was pretty weird too.

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I saw a Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez fic in the Final Fantasy 1-6 section of FF.net once. It wasn't too bad, but still.

Come sail your ships around me, and burn your bridges down.

I remember seeing this one Yaoi Fanfic in the Final Fantasy 13 section of Fanfiction.net. A friend showed it to me. Thought it was the most hilarious thing ever. In it, Snow and Hope have IKEA Erotica style sex, while nothing of what is described in the summary happens, and two of the other heroes get eaten by "sand wroms."

It was multiple chapters, I believe. It included this winning line: "He put his thingy into Snow's special location, and they sexed and did it."

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That sounds familiar.

I don't know if I've already told this story or not already, but I once clicked on "Just In" on ff.net and saw a story called... Mew's Vomit Inflation. Of course I didn't read it...

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency

It did remind me a little of My Immortal. Whole story reminded me of My Immortal, and left me chuckling the whole way. The writer seemed to be a 13 year old Yaoi Fangirl who just discovered that gay people exist. It also has "Hope gave his best uketastic face (kaWaii)"

I...think I read the Mew one. Its really exactly as bad as it sounds.

edited 13th Aug '12 8:44:05 PM by NickTheSwing

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Speaking of mew fanfics, has anyone read that fanfic where Ash Ketchum is actually a grey mew (only his spirit is grey) and hasn't realised it his entire life? And then he fights the elite four while he's using transform to look like himself.

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That actually sounds kinda awesome.

:O

You poor man/woman.

I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency

I'm a guy.

And thanks for the pity. The images, though, will stay with me...forever.

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