The Beta Male
Nope. Secondhand smoke.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Hello!
Well, we definitely have a trustworthy figure, lest he's not good with children. Just don't slice 'em apart!
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
Burn It Down In The End
Sorry, too suspicious looking.
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
The Beta Male
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Quite shocking
Definitely no
edited 23rd Oct '12 7:53:51 AM by paperorc
Red Lagoon
Tief girl with eartude
I'd prefer a non-smoker.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
bla bla bla
Maybe not.
whatever
Red Lagoon
Of course! Who wouldn't want have his children to babysit by eclipse?
Burn It Down In The End
No smoking in my house!
Every time a fairy says that it doesn't believe in humans, a human child dies.
Red Lagoon
No! I trust only PS and Nintendo!
Probably not.
I'm going to need to see a Resume first
No, she looks like she's still a child herself.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Sure, what could possibly go wrong.
Most babysitters are older children :P.
In Perpetual Finality
Eh, but she doesn't look to be an old enough child, so nope.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Hello!
You're hired, miss. I can definitely say you won't be in great regret on this decision!
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
bla bla bla
Not sure.
whateverYo what. No way, bro.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
HELLOTHERE
Yes because I hate my children
I want flies in on a dragons!
How fleeting...
No way in hell!
I don’t even know anymore.
Probably.
One just might
No, too much issues.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Red Lagoon
Seems to be alright
I would gladly let bald villain with beard babysit my children if they could avoid this Fate Worse than Death that way...