765: I once had a bad burrito from a shady-looking Mexican restaurant in their largest city and I had diarrhea for two days.
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER766: My country is a frozen wasteland and their beaches are the bomb. Lock n' load guys, we are going on a tour.
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.767: I used to live there and it wasn't a utopia!
SHAMWOW IS NOT OXYCLEAN. A DOG IS NOT A BROTHER768: A random moron from that country decided to shine my shoes for no damn reason!
It's been 3000 years…769. We decided to go over there and take their jobs instead.
770. Because the list is so long, we may have repeated reasons. Invade the country of one of those people and unperson their posts.
771.We have to go to war, it is the will of the Snow Demons.
772. Because I want my own TV sitcom entitled Third Reich from the Sun, about a race of Space Nazis who come to Earth and conquer it... and I'm not a Space Nazi.
edited 16th Oct '14 4:54:24 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame773: Social Darwinism?
My AO3. Results may vary774: They beat us in Mortal Kombat nine times, and we need to protect our realm.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?That's actually a good reason. I vote to disregard that one.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.776: They have a lot of oil, and we want it. Olive oil. For delicious salads.
777. I lost the contents of the treasury at one of their casinos.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer778: I bumped into them on the street.
Even with these awkward wings, dyed with images that seem to stay. I'm sure we can fly, on my love! 3DS Friend Code: 2809-9138-8756779: That skull over their throne is bleeding creepy!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.779. They called our skull motif "Too creepy".
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous780: They accidentally misspelled our leader's first name on a completely unofficial document.
edited 21st Oct '14 6:41:54 PM by Sibuna
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!781. They declared war on us first, and the "List of Grievances" section of the declaration was just a link to a forum thread that contained every single one of the preceeding 780 reasons.
782. They R-34'd my forum avatar.
782.5. They have me as a sub instead of a dom.
783. I went to a free website from their country, and there was a crapton of ads every time I clicked on something.
783.5. I had to pay 20$ just to be ad-free for three months.
784. They made me use decimals for my list, which means that while I still technically have 1,000 reasons, there's really about 1,003
784.5. Okay, now there is 1,003.
edited 23rd Oct '14 8:09:41 AM by BlackMageAnolis
785. They held an independence referendum, and it's giving parts of my country ideas.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer786. They gave me "ideas", and now I Am Horny, But Sex Is Evil.
787- They went over the One-Steve Limit
788- It's an extra credit project for my government class
789- They stole 40 cakes, And That's Terrible
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!790- Those were actually Kanade Minamino's 40 cakes. This Is Unforgivable!!
edited 23rd Oct '14 1:52:34 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.791- We have been at war for 2000 years but forgot to act, no time like the present.
No I did not trip and fall, I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.792- Someone littered on our side of the border.
793- They have a stupid looking flag.
Happy Holidays to everyone! Have a great end of the year, and an even better 2015- you all deserve it!794- ninjas.
No I did not trip and fall, I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.
764: You killed my father/mother/[list of relatives].
I'm serious, a personal vendetta is not a reason to make a country suffer. Someone should explain this to the SOIAF characters.