588. They stole all the cake.
589: They killed our livestock.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Brightness
590) They stole the cookies from the cookie jar. And That's Terrible.
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/They
591: They poked our national poodle.
"Suddenly, as he was listening, the ceiling fell in on his head."
592: Because they won't share their nuclear arsenal with us.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Brightness
593: Because we listened to the reversed It's a Small World.
edited 8th Apr '14 8:15:20 AM by TheAirman
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/They
Tief girl with eartude
594. They keep giving the same response on forum games.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
595: I finally found a reason, I don't need an excuse, I've got some time on my hands...
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
596: Because all the cool countries are doing it!
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
597: It was what my kid wished for, on his birthday.
I am the once and future king.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
598. I've run out of good games, and everything else on the market is $#*%!
edited 10th Jun '14 11:20:26 AM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Asgore Adopts Noelle
599: Because we're almost at Reason 600!
Brightness
600: Because we're past Reason 599!
edited 10th Jun '14 11:53:45 AM by TheAirman
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601- Because they prank-called me
602- For quoting Monty Python one too many times
Humans disturb him
604: They have resources we lack. Oh wait, that's a good reason.
Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
605: Because we need a Tenth Crusade
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
606: I'm an easily impressionable emo who has watched too many movies where the Omnicidal Maniac always wins and The Hero Dies. The world can just burn for all I care now! Those Moral Guardians were right!
edited 10th Jun '14 4:34:10 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Fly Air Madeline
607: I want to make something of my life.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
608: I follow by example, and yes, WWII was AWESOME! Let's do it again!!!
I am the once and future king.
shine on
609. the other country had a subpar showing at E3. they must be punished for their mediocrity.
edited 10th Jun '14 10:26:17 PM by crimsonstorm15
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
610. Because it's what Our Founder would have done.
Fly Air Madeline
611: Because nobody is playing my favorite forum games.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
A nice butterfly
612: The stars are kinda-sorta right enough.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
"Just as planned."
613: They played unfitting music when one of our leaders threw a pie.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
587. They won't obey my made-up rule of only posting one reason per post in this thread.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"