520. You know how nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate Total? They've got the tenth guy.
If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.521. Because nobody will make a laptop with a 4:3 screen anymore.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"522. Because we need to do a preemptive strike due to them having too many metahumans! (I know, that's from a comicbook universe.)
523. They have better internet, and we want it!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.524. Freud? Keloid? Just play the damn chord!
525. They missed the opportunity to make a song reference.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)526. they still wear shirtwaists.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers527: Because I'M Dirty Dan.
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd528: Because I've been on the Hunt for Dirty Dan...
edited 22nd Mar '14 10:15:03 AM by DingoWalley1
529: Because never mind, Dirty Dan left and gave you Pinhead Larry.
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd530. They called me Pinhead.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)531) Because you're with them, and Mama said knock you out!
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/They532. We no longer have matching avatars.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)533: 'Coz it's fun.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!534. Everything is permitted
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/They538. They somehow found out how to defy the Square/Cube Law and I NEED IT FOR REASONS
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)539: They shrunk my pants and refused to buy me a new pair.
540: I shrunk their pants and I refuse to buy them a new pair.
edited 23rd Mar '14 2:36:04 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!541. Because we literally have nothing better to do with ourselves.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous542. because they hate christmas
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers543. They are fueled by butts.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)544. they pronounce gif "jiff"
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers545: They pronounce "gif" with a hard G, instead of a soft one like civilized folk. These savages clearly need to be taught a lesson...
546: I'm constantly editing my posts; it must be their fault. Somehow.
edited 23rd Mar '14 8:11:00 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!547. because they use the same logic as using a soft G in gif to call the Tardis a Tardice.
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers548. Because a company over in that country that was making a game I wanted to play became defunct
edited 23rd Mar '14 10:13:52 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
519. They are us.
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