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Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
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#1076: Mar 20th 2014 at 3:31:11 AM

519. They are us.

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#1077: Mar 20th 2014 at 6:05:28 AM

520. You know how nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate Total? They've got the tenth guy.

If you meet me have some courtesy, have some sympathy, have some taste. Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste.
lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#1078: Mar 20th 2014 at 9:11:24 AM

521. Because nobody will make a laptop with a 4:3 screen anymore.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
bookworm6390 Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#1079: Mar 20th 2014 at 4:00:21 PM

522. Because we need to do a preemptive strike due to them having too many metahumans! (I know, that's from a comicbook universe.)

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011
#1080: Mar 20th 2014 at 4:01:13 PM

523. They have better internet, and we want it!

I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
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#1081: Mar 20th 2014 at 8:45:44 PM

524. Freud? Keloid? Just play the damn chord!

525. They missed the opportunity to make a song reference.

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Ellowen My Ao3 from Down by the Bay Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#1082: Mar 20th 2014 at 8:46:22 PM

526. they still wear shirtwaists.

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DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#1083: Mar 22nd 2014 at 9:48:55 AM

527: Because I'M Dirty Dan.

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Asgore Adopts Noelle
#1084: Mar 22nd 2014 at 10:14:53 AM

528: Because I've been on the Hunt for Dirty Dan...

edited 22nd Mar '14 10:15:03 AM by DingoWalley1

DaftPunch hiya, the name's scout. from lesbian Since: Dec, 2013 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#1085: Mar 22nd 2014 at 11:17:37 AM

529: Because never mind, Dirty Dan left and gave you Pinhead Larry.

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Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
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#1086: Mar 22nd 2014 at 1:06:53 PM

530. They called me Pinhead.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
TheAirman Brightness from The vicinity of an area adjacent to a location Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Brightness
#1087: Mar 22nd 2014 at 2:11:45 PM

531) Because you're with them, and Mama said knock you out!

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Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
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#1088: Mar 22nd 2014 at 2:19:10 PM

532. We no longer have matching avatars.

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1089: Mar 23rd 2014 at 2:18:10 PM

533: 'Coz it's fun.

Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
TheAirman Brightness from The vicinity of an area adjacent to a location Since: Feb, 2011 Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Brightness
#1090: Mar 23rd 2014 at 2:20:01 PM

534. Everything is permitted

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1091: Mar 23rd 2014 at 2:21:44 PM

535: I'm drunk

536: I'm bored

537: I'm drunk and bored.

edited 23rd Mar '14 8:07:29 PM by dvorak

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Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
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#1092: Mar 23rd 2014 at 2:33:35 PM

538. They somehow found out how to defy the Square/Cube Law and I NEED IT FOR REASONS

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1093: Mar 23rd 2014 at 2:35:56 PM

539: They shrunk my pants and refused to buy me a new pair.

540: I shrunk their pants and I refuse to buy them a new pair.

edited 23rd Mar '14 2:36:04 PM by dvorak

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OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#1094: Mar 23rd 2014 at 3:58:47 PM

541. Because we literally have nothing better to do with ourselves.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Ellowen My Ao3 from Down by the Bay Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#1095: Mar 23rd 2014 at 4:16:24 PM

542. because they hate christmas

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Landorkus OH YES!! from The Core Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Robosexual
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#1096: Mar 23rd 2014 at 5:00:37 PM

543. They are fueled by butts.

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Ellowen My Ao3 from Down by the Bay Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#1097: Mar 23rd 2014 at 7:54:45 PM

544. they pronounce gif "jiff"

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dvorak The World's Least Powerful Man from Hiding in your shadow (Elder Troper) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#1098: Mar 23rd 2014 at 8:09:42 PM

545: They pronounce "gif" with a hard G, instead of a soft one like civilized folk. These savages clearly need to be taught a lesson...

546: I'm constantly editing my posts; it must be their fault. Somehow.

edited 23rd Mar '14 8:11:00 PM by dvorak

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Ellowen My Ao3 from Down by the Bay Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#1099: Mar 23rd 2014 at 8:13:24 PM

547. because they use the same logic as using a soft G in gif to call the Tardis a Tardice.

Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#1100: Mar 23rd 2014 at 10:13:34 PM

548. Because a company over in that country that was making a game I wanted to play became defunct

edited 23rd Mar '14 10:13:52 PM by lewattoo

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