One just might
To get machines running like clockwork.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Calamity is a housewife
To SSSAAAAAAAAAAVVEEEE THE WWWUURRRRLLLLLDDDDDDDD.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Red Lagoon
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Kill rare animal, seduce princess and usurp kingdom!
ninja other people
edited 24th Mar '12 10:42:17 AM by Tenzen12
has a degree in bullshit
Bake the most delicious strawberry cake.
cross dust to the porches
To build a glorious machine to destroy enmies.
pantheocidal maniac
to destroy the "puny fleshlings"
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
Am I a weirdo?
To finally get a chance to play a Led Zeppelin album.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
Living Happily Ever After together, while being melodramatic about it.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Lizard Metabolism
Protect the Princess at all costs.
How do lizards fly?
A garden with perfectly trimmed foliage
Calamity is a housewife
To somehow become amused.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
To find someway to unfold his arms
Am I a weirdo?
To find something, somewhere that makes him smile.
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
To not be terrified.
To steal Ernie's bathtub along with his rubber duckie.
Deer
Just to be a groooovaaay alien.
Disturbingly mustachioed.
Stealing souls.
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
One just might
to become the epitome of disturbingly epicawecute.
edited 25th Mar '12 1:34:05 AM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Kicking Ass and Taking Names For Great Justice.
edited 25th Mar '12 2:03:33 AM by Ekuran
Calamity is a housewife
To find a family that will take him in and give him love and hugs.
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
pantheocidal maniac
to defeat evil.
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
has a degree in bullshit
To play every song in existance.
cross dust to the porches
Lizard Metabolism
To emit Awesome Music.
To be a sucessful mechanic.
edited 25th Mar '12 6:10:49 AM by FergardStratoavis
How do lizards fly?
has a degree in bullshit
To collect a full set of <insert show/game/book/whatever here> plushies.
cross dust to the porches
Exactly what it says on the tin.
cross dust to the porches