Change a Word in a Quote

Hi, guys! I have a little game I think you might enjoy. It's like this. You take a quote from, let's say, a movie. This quote could be a Meme, or just some line that you like. You change one word in the quote, and let everyone see it. The results can be funny or disturbing. Allow me to demonstrate:

"Prepare to be terminated!" from The Terminator.

1. Prepare to be laminated!
2. Prepare to be exterminated!
3. Prepare to be decimated!
4. Prepare to be annihilated!
5. Prepare to be domesticated!
6. Prepare to be excommunicated!
7. Prepare to be operated!
8. Prepare to be mated!
9. Prepare to be expectorated!
10. Prepare to be disseminated!
11. Prepare to be estimated!
12. Prepare to be overestimated!
13. Prepare to be underestimated!
14. Prepare to be fated!
15. Prepare to be moderated!
16. Prepare to be fumigated!
17. Prepare to be infuriated!
18. Prepare to be germinated!
19. Prepare to be litigated!
20. Prepare to be consternated!

So how about it? Can you play my game?

"Nobody. Calls me. A CHICKEN!"

=> "Nobody. Calls me. AT ALL!"

Nobody. Serves me. Chicken!

Bodies serve me! Chicken!

Body swerve. Me? Chicken!

Here's a line from The Empire Strikes Back:

"This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of Cloud City, and I would advise you all to evacuate while you still can."

Now it gets changed to this:

"This is Lando Calrissian. The Empire has taken control of my pants, and I would advise you all to evacuate while you still can."

I would like to say that I did not come up with this one by myself. Someone out there on the Internet changed at least one word in several Star Wars lines to "pants", because he thought it would improve the lines (and increase the funny value of them). The above was one of the lines he listed. I would like to send my acknowledgements to the creative soul who thought it up.

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Here's a quote from the The New Adventures Of Winnie The Pooh episode Un-Valentine's Day:

"A certain bear who shall remain anonymous, but whose initials are Winnie The Pooh!"

Now here's the same quote, but with a little twist to it:

"A certain bear who shall remain anonymous, but whose initials are Winnie The $#!+!"

edited 2nd Mar '12 6:27:59 PM by TiggersAreGreat

"What, are you Dick? Are you Robin or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman."

There's that one line from The Wizard Of Oz that goes like this:

"Ding dong, the Wicked Witch is dead!"

Now, I change it to this:

"Ding dong, the m0+#eRfu¢kEr's dead!"

Let me tell you, when I first changed the line like this, I was busting a gut with laughter!

My turn for this game

"Knowledge is power"

I will make it:

"Knowledge is powder"

"Violence is never an answer."

"Violence is in all probability the only answer."

Here's M. Bison's line from the Street Fighter movie:

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for Me, It Was Tuesday."

Now, here's my little twist on it:

"For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me...it was Good Friday."

So we have that one story titled Beauty And The Beast, including Disney's take on it.

So this story has the word "beast" pop up a lot. What if "beast" was replaced with "b!+c#" instead?

Then you get results like "Beauty and the B!+c#", and "I say we kill the B!+c#! KILL THE B!+C#!"

There's this quote from The Legend Of Zelda that goes, "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!"

My spin on it: "It's safe to go alone! Don't take this!"

edited 11th Apr '12 5:07:53 PM by Landorkus

Don't forget to kill, Doctor Freeman.

Fuck you Mario, but our princess is in another castle.

"The 'G' stands for 'genocide', motherfucker!"

"The 'G' stands for 'gay', motherfucker!"

"Luke, I am your Butler."