Wheel... Of... Torture! (The revival)

-chained to the bed, having an awkward expression on his face as the model kisses him on the lips, eyes looking everywhere to make sure nobody watches this embarrassing act-

stevebat: You must eat a 54 inch pizza in 12 hours.

thespacephantom: You must shoot yourself in the groin with a .50 magnum.

-the model leaves after a while, I remain tied to the bed embarrassed and shocked-

Erk... that was awkward

Hyurk... haaaahhhhhh!

-breaks the sledgehammer-

Well, alrighty then.

-musters up a bit of strength to spin the wheel-

999

-pokes wheel with foot-

314159265. Weird.

54 inch pizza? That's 700 square feet of food. I begin chewing through the pizza not expecting any high hopes.

Tre: You must impale your armpits with a ginsu kitchen knife.

Earl of sandwich: You have an escape from torture card. Now, you must masterbate every hour for the next 24 hours.

• Earl of Sandwich - 2
• stevebat - 1
• Tre - 1

edited 15th Feb '12 8:48:42 PM by Psychopulse

-spin-

3.14159

Wait what???

Let's try that again...

-spins-

9001

...

Something's wrong here.

edited 15th Feb '12 10:04:38 PM by IraTheSquire

Oh my god...

I mean the first couple wasn't bad per se, but it's been a few hours now and my dick is starting to hurt! D:

Rockonman - You must block bullets using only your bare hands and feet, and every bullet must be caught with either of them. You will do this for 5 minutes.

Ira the Squire: You must do a cross country run from New York City to L.A. naked.

-clearly in pain through the torture-

-spins the wheel- 124.

Is that bad?

-slowly puts blade through left armpit-

Huh, this isn't so ba— AUGH GAWD

Oh great... I think I may have long had an infection now...

I hope you're happy!

Do I get my torture now?

-looks at his Dalek body and shrugs-

I am not wearing anything anyway.

-glides away-

@phoneixdaughter: Eh, why not? Your torture is to have a picture of Strawberry Shortcake (The 2003 version) as your avatar for 24 hours.

@Bio Safety: You must go to a preschool and read the fanfic Cupcakes to them.

edited 16th Feb '12 1:02:06 PM by Psychopulse

This work?

It's...pretty cute actually.

That'll do. :)

Well, that shouldn't be too-BANG

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Do I win?

27

@thespacephantom: Yep. Spin again.

@ Balmung: You must sacrifice a kitten to a volcano god.

Scores:

• Earl of Sandwich - 2
• stevebat - 1
• Tre - 1
• thespacephantom - 1

edited 16th Feb '12 3:13:18 PM by Psychopulse

-spinspinspin-

923.