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joeyjojo Happy New Year! from South Sydney: go the bunnies! Since: Jan, 2001
TheDeadMansLife Lover of masks. Since: Nov, 2009
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#2: Jan 3rd 2012 at 1:14:59 PM

-Slouches and temples fingers-

Good. Good.

Please.
Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#3: Jan 3rd 2012 at 1:16:07 PM

Yay, reactionist panic!

So shark's are adapting to the changing climate? Good for them.

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ParkingCetacean I don't know. from a computer Since: Oct, 2011
I don't know.
#4: Jan 3rd 2012 at 1:36:52 PM

Well, it's Blacktip Sharks hybridizing with a different type of Blacktip Sharks.

We're quite a ways away from sharks hybridizing with bears. We're safe.

...for now.

And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.
Pykrete NOT THE BEES from Viridian Forest Since: Sep, 2009
NOT THE BEES
#5: Jan 3rd 2012 at 1:43:57 PM

I wouldn't be so sure about that. Saw a shark on the coast the other day. Was makin' eyes at a cougar.

Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#6: Jan 3rd 2012 at 1:46:21 PM

"Big cat"-cougar or "older woman"-cougar?

Because one is explained terribly easy...

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Idler20 Rabbit Season Since: Oct, 2010
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#8: Jan 3rd 2012 at 1:49:51 PM

Have they found the giant octopus yet?

You're an ad hominem attack!
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
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#9: Jan 3rd 2012 at 1:50:08 PM

It... its over.

It was great to spend time with you guys, I just wish It didn't have to end this way.

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
lordGacek KVLFON from Kansas of Europe Since: Jan, 2001
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#10: Jan 3rd 2012 at 1:52:51 PM

Wow, so it's official now that we live in a B-movie horror flick.

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Newfable Since: Feb, 2011
#11: Jan 3rd 2012 at 1:54:07 PM

All I can say is that it's a good thing I live in California.

I'm fucked.

Teemo SPACE Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Married to the job
SPACE
#12: Jan 3rd 2012 at 2:10:19 PM

All part of Nature's plan to build a better Australian.

RocketDude Face Time from AZ, United States Since: May, 2009
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#14: Jan 3rd 2012 at 3:02:30 PM

But can these sharks stand up to the raw manliness of SAXTON HALE?!

Also, I wonder what name they're gonna give to the hybrid species, since it's a hybrid of two species called "blacktip."

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LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#15: Jan 3rd 2012 at 3:17:03 PM

Um what? I'm not sure how this is proof of anything. You get hybrids occasionally, and the two species are obviously pretty closely related anyway.

I found the idea of sea turtle hybrids more interesting - I saw a specimen in a research centre. A green turtle is a herbivore, a loggerhead turtle is a carnivore, what's a hybrid going to eat?

Be not afraid...
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BlixtySlycat |like a boss| from Driving the Rad Hazard Since: Aug, 2011
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#17: Jan 3rd 2012 at 5:11:53 PM

Also, I wonder what name they're gonna give to the hybrid species, since it's a hybrid of two species called "blacktip."

The Blackertip Shark, obviously.

go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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#18: Jan 3rd 2012 at 5:14:18 PM

It could have been worse. It could have been a hybrid of those motherfucking bull sharks, aka bloody territorial douchebags that can fucking live in goddamned freshwater.

edited 3rd Jan '12 5:15:19 PM by dRoy

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#19: Jan 3rd 2012 at 6:05:11 PM

Oh, so us sharks develop new survival mechanisms and suddenly we're terrorizing people?

Pfft, I see how it is. A shark can't get nothin' in this world.

(joking of course)

edited 3rd Jan '12 6:05:25 PM by MarkVonLewis

BlixtySlycat |like a boss| from Driving the Rad Hazard Since: Aug, 2011
|like a boss|
#20: Jan 3rd 2012 at 6:09:22 PM

Little do we know that Mark von Lewis is secretly Shark von Lewis, Shark Commando.

go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#21: Jan 3rd 2012 at 6:11:58 PM

@Mark - Sharks can just all go to hell.

Whoa, deja vu.

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MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#22: Jan 3rd 2012 at 6:16:42 PM

Blix: shhh, you wanna blow my cover? I'm the shark and American version of James Bond.

Erock Proud Canadian from Toronto Since: Jul, 2009
Proud Canadian
#23: Jan 3rd 2012 at 6:18:44 PM

That was perfect Blixty.

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dRoy Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar from Most likely from my study Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
#24: Jan 3rd 2012 at 6:19:50 PM

@Mark - Good, at least you aren't Bourne.

I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
MarkVonLewis Since: Jun, 2010
#25: Jan 3rd 2012 at 6:20:02 PM

It truly was, Blix you get a Medal of Awesome for that. [awesome]

And Bourne's sea creature equivalent is a squid, oddly enough.

edited 3rd Jan '12 6:20:25 PM by MarkVonLewis


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