-Slouches and temples fingers-
Good. Good.
Please.Yay, reactionist panic!
So shark's are adapting to the changing climate? Good for them.
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the lineWell, it's Blacktip Sharks hybridizing with a different type of Blacktip Sharks.
We're quite a ways away from sharks hybridizing with bears. We're safe.
...for now.
And to say I was nervous... it wouldn't be quite enough.I wouldn't be so sure about that. Saw a shark on the coast the other day. Was makin' eyes at a cougar.
"Big cat"-cougar or "older woman"-cougar?
Because one is explained terribly easy...
A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the lineOh shit. Sharktopus finally happened.
Have they found the giant octopus yet?
You're an ad hominem attack!It... its over.
It was great to spend time with you guys, I just wish It didn't have to end this way.
Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.Wow, so it's official now that we live in a B-movie horror flick.
"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"All I can say is that it's a good thing I live in California.
I'm fucked.
All part of Nature's plan to build a better Australian.
But can these sharks stand up to the raw manliness of SAXTON HALE?!
Also, I wonder what name they're gonna give to the hybrid species, since it's a hybrid of two species called "blacktip."
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific MackerelUm what? I'm not sure how this is proof of anything. You get hybrids occasionally, and the two species are obviously pretty closely related anyway.
I found the idea of sea turtle hybrids more interesting - I saw a specimen in a research centre. A green turtle is a herbivore, a loggerhead turtle is a carnivore, what's a hybrid going to eat?
Be not afraid...Researcher.
Please.Also, I wonder what name they're gonna give to the hybrid species, since it's a hybrid of two species called "blacktip."
The Blackertip Shark, obviously.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagineIt could have been worse. It could have been a hybrid of those motherfucking bull sharks, aka bloody territorial douchebags that can fucking live in goddamned freshwater.
edited 3rd Jan '12 5:15:19 PM by dRoy
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Oh, so us sharks develop new survival mechanisms and suddenly we're terrorizing people?
Pfft, I see how it is. A shark can't get nothin' in this world.
(joking of course)
edited 3rd Jan '12 6:05:25 PM by MarkVonLewis
Little do we know that Mark von Lewis is secretly Shark von Lewis, Shark Commando.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine@Mark - Sharks can just all go to hell.
Whoa, deja vu.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Blix: shhh, you wanna blow my cover? I'm the shark and American version of James Bond.
That was perfect Blixty.
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.@Mark - Good, at least you aren't Bourne.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.It truly was, Blix you get a Medal of Awesome for that.
And Bourne's sea creature equivalent is a squid, oddly enough.
edited 3rd Jan '12 6:20:25 PM by MarkVonLewis
http://www.pcworld.com/article/247210/its_over_for_humanity_hybrid_sharks_found.html
Well we're boned.
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