Arrested for stealing.
simple asArrested for bribing the head of the company union.
Arrested for assault.
Arrested for screwing around with reality.
...ehehArrested cause witchcraft is illegal yo.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartArrested for being too goddamn nice. Aww, who am I kidding? Here. -unlocks handcuffs-
Arrested for looking like a delinquent.
edited 15th Sep '14 11:45:36 AM by Surt
Party time!Arrested for corruption.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015Arrested for being a daywalker
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justiceArrested because of some scandal that was blown totally out of proportion and somehow made you look like the bad guys.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartArrested for wearing all black.
It's been 3000 years…Arrested for vomiting on the floor w/o cleaning it up
...ehehArrested for being a mythological creature!
Arrested for wearing white after labor day.
But...
edited 15th Sep '14 7:12:19 PM by bRaHiAn1
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apartArrested for looking like a hipster.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015Arrested for proclaiming himself a hero of justice, or something far too close to it. We all know what ends up happening to such people...
edited 15th Sep '14 8:36:04 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Arrested for arson.
Arrested for handling a device that should rightfully belong to Ophanimon.
...ehehArrested for illegal consumption of souls.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Arrested for being a generic Shōnen protagonist.
My apologies for the sandwich post, but:
Arrested for being a generic Cat Girl!
edited 16th Sep '14 2:57:48 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Arrested for cat shaming and arson.
edited 16th Sep '14 3:08:27 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerArrested for being a kleptomaniac.
boop I'm more active on hereArrested on suspicion of paedophilia.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."Arrested for wasting fuel.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerDo I even need to say it?
And then there was silence
Arrested on suspicion of being an MRA.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer