Yeah, that Winnie the Pooh one is the first in a long while that's legitimately disgusted me.
NSFW.
On one of my excursions, yeah let's call it that, I ran into Avatar: The Last Airbender vore...no really. Here, they stuff a minaturized Zuko inside Azula's hole of destiny, while Ty Lee thrusts her member on said hole of destiny.
Normally, this would just elicit a "...well then" from me, but the thing that made this comic priceless is that there is no context given. There's not even an Excuse Plot, Zuko just happens to be shrunken down, bite sized, and Ty Lee just happens to have a one-eyed monster.
edited 27th Apr '14 9:47:32 AM by mrsunshinesprinkles
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018...
"...What does he mean 'That is my fetish!'?!"
Celestia, re: Deadpool.
Now that was clever.
"What a century this week has been." - Seung Min Kim"Nico then earthbends a boulder at Annabeth, smashing her like the pitiful cockroach of blonde hair she is.
'NO, MY CUM BUCKET!!!!' cries Percy misogynistically, 'YOU SHITTY FAG I WILL FUCK YOUR ASS GOOD!!!!'”
Nico? Yandere for Pecy? Normally I'd approve, but I can't see it happening.
"She eased it roughly inside, four inches, five inches, six…soon, almost half the broomstick was inside."
Yeah, I thought we'd covered all the weird fetishes too.
"By now Lucifer was looking more like a lumpy blob than a person. Lima beans had entered his blood stream, his muscles, his skeleton, probably even his very SOUL. He let out some desperate muffled pleas for them to take the funnel out, even offering them advice on how to give the best hand jobs, but it didn’t work. They kept pumping him with lima beans."
"Loki, unable to control his second wave of pleasure, came for no apparent reason, causing his enchanted sunscreen to splatter all over Thor’s golden locks."
Enchanted sunscreen?
”’Oh my GOD! The heartbreak! It’s happening all over again!’ Jake exploded into werewolf form and ran out out of the church, leaving behind his one true love, Hannah Montana.”
Oh dear...
GAH, WINNIE THE POOH AGAIN!? Skipping that!
...yeah, I think that's all for today.
edited 13th May '14 12:16:32 AM by IchigoPockyChama
Imagination sure is limitless.
That was a summary, believe it or not. Thought it needed a mention here.
For the record, this isn't a porn euphemism. She's actually thinking about eating aliens.
edited 18th May '14 9:05:33 PM by Pykrete
As in extraterrestrials or illegal immigrants?
Not that it probably matters, but...
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific MackerelSince the queue's delayed because the admin's off holidaying or something (which is a bummer since I submitted a bunch of wonderful Death Note and Regular Show what-is-this-I-dont-even), I was browsing older entries and found this:
0.o Even by my standards, this is disturbing.
edited 21st May '14 2:01:37 AM by IchigoPockyChama
While the mod is busy, here's my intended submission in advance:
""Yes, die you fucking cis scum!" quacked Elsa devilfully like a filfthy harpy vulture carrion bird of Paracelsian madness."
edited 23rd May '14 3:38:22 PM by Superchristiana
I'll let the subjects of this one speak for themselves.
PLEASE tell me that's a trollfic.
See for yourself if it is or not ("The Most Men's Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made"; appearently I can't post the link)
edited 24th May '14 5:25:44 PM by Superchristiana
That has to be a trollfic.
In the mean time, we have these:
"Then something happened. The collective love of Mumble and Mac Ready formed a divine pink light that washed Anatarctica, and all Things frozen in the ice, wandering around as dogs with french tits or licking and assimilating elephant seals all caught fire and incenerated, the divine fire of love enough to destroy the black hearted aliens of Buddha. They were instantly were reduced to nothing but crisped cells, and then carcinogenic atoms that drifted in the wind, blown to far away lands of child prostitution and capitalism, causing stomachal cancers in John Carpenter. Mumble and Mac Ready proved the world that love triumphs darkness, and this a temple to their might was built on Antarctica.”
"It waz starting 2 get hot n tension in here. I hadd 2 ask him finaly : ‘Y wuld you hav 2 keep me awayy from Edward Culln ?’ I askkd intrriigd. ‘I alrdy kno he’s vampyre, but sexxy n gud, ryhte?’ .. Jacob Nighthwka Black waz opening his mouth 2 sya sumthing, wen suddenlly… WE HERD ND FELTT THE VAN SHAKEE ! I heldd myselff tihhgly agnsnt him„ he waz unnaturalyy warm We coulnt see wut wz outside tha Van cuz the windaws wer coverd with snow ! 'Stayy cloose too me Kikilaa !' He ylld . And den… we heardd a sqeacking noize …it came frm the backk 0of the Vaan ! Me n my neww cool firend turnd our heaads towards da backk window …AND WE SAW… A BIG BRIIGHTT MOON , ,IT WAZ EDWARD … he waz moonning us witt his ppale white sexy ass upp agnst the winndow , all da while lauhging Maniiacally !1!”
"The kitchen was beautiful. Painted a bright crimson, the shelves were neatly organized with various breads, spices, and poultry. It reminded Soos of home. The chefs were cooking stew and sandwiches. ‘Hello, young man, you look hungry,’ one of them said, holding out a plate of pasta. This is what Soos thought he was seeing. In reality, Soos was covered head to toe in sewage and maggot-filled table scraps. What he thought was a waitress was actually a dead rat. He had gone totally bonkers. He accepted the raccoon bones which he thought was spaghetti and chomped down. ‘This tastes a little undercooked,’ he thought as his teeth shattered.”
"Velmna rolled over and went on top of Klonoa. He aimed the vibrator towards Velma’s anus and turned on the vibration. Good thing the batteries were full. He put it up Velma’s ass and she yelped in pleasure. ‘Oh… Kloano, you sure know how to use that thing.’ she said as Klonoa rubbed the vibrator against her anal walls. Klonoa moved the vibrator further… further… until he was fisting Velma with the vibrator in his hand. At the same time he was fiddling his fist around her ass, he was still fucking her pussy. ‘Velma, your pussy takes me to paradise.’ he said."
"Then something happened. The collective love of Mumble and Mac Ready formed a divine pink light that washed Anatarctica, and all Things frozen in the ice, wandering around as dogs with french tits or licking and assimilating elephant seals all caught fire and incenerated, the divine fire of love enough to destroy the black hearted aliens of Buddha. They were instantly were reduced to nothing but crisped cells, and then carcinogenic atoms that drifted in the wind, blown to far away lands of child prostitution and capitalism, causing stomachal cancers in John Carpenter. Mumble and Mac Ready proved the world that love triumphs darkness, and this a temple to their might was built on Antarctica.”
edited 25th May '14 6:56:38 PM by KSPAM
I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serialAre you allowed to include good lines from fan fiction? Or is this solely for the bad stuff?
There's many from legitimately good fics. It's just that the bad ones are funnier.
So is that a yay or a nay?
I've done several from good ones. As long as they're WTF.
edited 28th May '14 7:14:12 PM by Pykrete
Well, my submission didn't make it, but another quote did:
"Arendelle is a very sad and disgusting land, representing everything Europe stands for. It is governed by two evil women whore lesbian incestual princesses, the older of which has cryokinetic magical powers of Satan, who uses them to bring decadence and lust to her whore nation and then take over the world with her army of feminist water elemental warrior lesbians, it is a Gomorrah completly full of free women and homosexuals and not MRA bisexual men who tame their desires to not opress fellow men, so I was very MAD. Plus there’s rumours of evil abominatory creatures like a snowman with a penis for a nose that penetrates men’s asses and objectifies them, when only women should be objectified and treated like objects, or trolls who teach of love and empathy, concepts that MUST be eradicated in other to bring equality for men."
Whoever wrote that one as trying waaay too hard.
Every now and then, I see something on the blog that legitimately creeps me out. That Pooh thing is one of those.
edited 26th Apr '14 11:17:37 PM by SapphireBlue