[Today's Jo Jo]
That Harley Quinn comment made we wonder if anyone out there ever crossed Batman with 1776. If so, I'd read the hell out of that.
“‘MAJOR ALEXANDER LOUIS ARMSTRONG, AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR.’
‘Why are you yelling?’ asked Roy.
‘IT’S THE STEROIDS, SIR. THEY MAKE ME VERY ANGRY.’”
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edited 13th Sep '12 9:46:21 PM by T-bone61
THESE ANABOLIC STEROIDS HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Gamer-turning-maker
THIS SET OF SHRUNKEN TESTICLES IS EXCELLENT AND ELEGANT
Long live Cinematech. FC:0259-0435-4987
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I second that emotion.
Eclipse the Moon
“Quite simply: Harry’s cow popped out of the barn door and mooed dangerously. And then, quite simply, Draco began milking the cow.
Harry moaned in pleasure.”
Harry Potter: Arkansas edition.
“and i’m wearing a loose wite blows with a cute leather belt and a long black skirt becoz its sexy but not whory and its a sin to be a whor tunles ur Mary Magdalin, but shes daed anyway.”
Trust poor grammar to make a simple sentence utterly confusing.
“And so a heavenly purple light flooded the room, and a figure descended upon them. he was wearing a red jockstrap, a purple bra, a fishnet top, orange high heel flip-flops, an azure ascot tie, a pink viking helmet, yellow eyeliner and white lipstick.
It was….Josef Stalin!”
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“Just kidding, he thinks. I would never let Jesus drive my car.”
What? Did Jesus turn your car into a methlab or something?
“Alfred, could you explain why Michelle was just sexually assaulted by the Iranian diplomat during very important talks?”
Yes. This is the line I submitted. No, you will NOT get context.
“Fuck kurt said then blaine put his penis in kurt and he want uhhh and now they fucked and he rimmed him and then they fucked so then kurt goes uhhh and burt walks in and was like ‘waaats goin on’ and kurt was like ‘omg go away’ so burt did and blaine and kurt fucked longer it was hot and dey went uhh but then blaine cummed so kurt ate it and then spit it back in his mouth and den dey both got naked and rubbed penises and kurt kissed blaine and den tina walked in”
Punctuation? What's that?
edited 17th Sep '12 12:43:50 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Also, Mary Magdalene was probably not a prostitute 
Eclipse the Moon
Also, I was just browsing the Fanfic section for one of my favourite childhood movies and came across this opening paragraph describing the story.
It is the eighteen hundred's, and Tulio and Miguel are not wanted men. They both have white collar jobs. Tulio and Miguel lived together before Tulio married Chel.
It's an AU so there really was no real el dorado. I'm basically just twisting the characters into this plot.
Chel is OOC (Stuffy, from a rich family, follows strict etiquette). Miguel is bitter and likes using big words. Tulio is conflicted and prudish.
They are in England.
People will die. And there will be enough smut to choke on. (Warning, if you don't like them as versatiles- then don't read. (Versatiles: Both men bottom and both men top))
Review Damnit. :)
So, to count.
- 1. The story takes place in England instead of Spain/Mesoamerica
- 2. Likewise; Tulio, Miguel and Chel go from being Spanish/Native American to English.
- 3. All three go from petty thieves and crooks to white collar aristocrats.
- 4. Miguel, the wacky jokester of a simpleton of the duo in the movie. Becomes a bitter, angsty guy who uses uncharacteristic Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness. Likewise, Chel goes from a troublemaking, rule-breaking con-artist into a strict, order following Rich Bitch. Tulio only keeps some semblances to his character with the trait of (slight in the movie) prudishness. Still nothing like the Not So Above It All Straight Man that he was in the movie.
- 5. The setting jumps 400 years to the 19th century
- 6. THERE IS NO FUCKING ROAD TO FUCKING EL DORADO (IN THIS UNIVERSE), IT ALL WAS A LIE!
So basically, she's changed the entire setting from comedic buddy adventure romp flick to generic drama about Your Cheating Heart and teh ghey (to be fair, that IS the one part she got right). In otherwords, anything but The Road To El Dorado.
Contemplating on whether or not I should read further.
(At least she gave a warning though. How curt of her)
edited 17th Sep '12 4:16:38 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
KVLFON
So, I guess this is one of these cases, where fan fiction is actually original fiction with stolen character names. The saddest part is, probably, the author isn't going to realize that.
"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"
It's The Road To El Dorado... minus everything.
[Today's Jo Jo]
Aw yiss
“Harry again had a dream that night. In his dream, there was somebody’s vagina sitting on the table.”
...Well, as long as it's not singing and dancing, I guess I can deal.
“IT’S JUST AMAZING WATCHING THIS AGED PLUMP PROFESSOR GETTING TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL AND BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON A ROCK HARD THROBBING COCK!”
Oh no. No no no. Fuck no. Tell me this isn't Umbridge.
wait
shit
Slughorn is not a better option
edited 17th Sep '12 7:47:13 AM by T-bone61
It was Dumbledore!
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERF**ERS! [sic]"
KVLFON
YOU MEDIOCRE DUNCES.
"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"
How fleeting...
“Sparks flew out of Sherlock’s ass”
dear god. that was random.
“‘Awwww you’re so kawai!’ I said, patting the centipede also.”
WTF?
“‘Then we will begin by the lactation of the phallus! That’s sucking my dick, in laymans terms,’ he smiled.”
no shit, really? and wtf? there are two human centipede entries in a row (unless you count a non-example post in between)
I don’t even know anymore.
Well, The Human Centipede was WTF already. So Human Centipede fanfiction is almost literally WTF Fanfiction.
edited 18th Sep '12 3:12:00 PM by Malph
I remember this one fanfic wherein, apparently, there were these Men In Black having a Final Fantasy style battle against "Dr. Scientist" (the scientist from The Human Centipede), until the "Millipede" appears and uses GLACIER RETREAT.
edited 19th Sep '12 9:34:46 PM by NickTheSwing
[Today's Jo Jo]
“My name is Jerod Jackson aka Purple Pimptastic aka Purple player and finally in this world I am know as The nine tailed fox Kyuubi.”
Purple Pimptastic
Purple Pimptastic
“Sparks flew out of Sherlock’s ass”
edited 20th Sep '12 7:17:45 AM by T-bone61
Eclipse the Moon
“‘Give me all your precious farts!’ Tenzin yelled and he shoved his nose in her ass, while blowing air into her vulva, which made Korra start farting like a macgine gun. A tornado of bad fart smell was being generated inside Tenzin’s nose.”
wut
edited 25th Sep '12 4:02:15 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
NOT THE BEES
That image couldn't be any more fitting.
It's kind of an amazing statement about fanfiction that when people are turning into polar bears you can't actually be sure that it's crossing over with something that might facilitate it.