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Total Drama version of My Immortal? Wow...
Indeed.
edited 9th Sep '12 6:57:18 PM by BearyScary
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
NOT THE BEES
I seem to recall "twatwaffle" getting thrown somewhere — hell if I remember where, but it's always stuck.
Eclipse the Moon
Fandom: Bible
“God stood there proudly with his 12 inch penis waving in the wind. “hello son” he said sexily.
Jesus was scared, and tried to disguise his erection. ‘what do you want?’ he whispered. ‘I want you to suck me’ god said in a low voice. Jesus obeyed. He closed his mouth around the throbbing shaft and deepthroated God. ‘mmm yes more’ God cried. ‘suck me harder bitch, harder!”
I'm giving up on quoteblocking
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Oh god, my sides hurt. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
That's just sick! What possessed him to write a fanfic like that? I fell sorry for some Christians who got offended by reading the extended fanfic.
Is that cake frosting?
More than offended, I feel bored. Religious trollfiction is just so repetitive: pick two characters from the Bible, better if related, mention the size of their penis (especially if canonically female, of course), and have them engage in some sexual act. Rinse and repeat.
I mean, come on. If I wanted to read about parental incest, I'd read Genesis 19 
Oh My
I should clearly write a heartfelt epic about Naomi and Ruth. It will be sexy and romantic and lovely.
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
As demonstrated by this thread, that's pretty much what all fanfiction is.
- Step 1: Pick two characters, any two, and pair them up. Canon relationship, sexuality, and sanity as a whole don't matter.
- Step 2: Figure out a reason for them fuck. Again, sanity doesn't matter. The reason can be as simple as they end up in the same room.
- Step 3: Write a sex scene. Quality doesn't matter.
- Step 4: ???
- Step 5: Profit (for people who enjoy making fun of crappy fanfics)
edited 10th Sep '12 1:27:17 PM by Malph
How fleeting...
i feel like i'm a bit of a wuss because I find it impossible for me to ever write a sex scene. though i suppose it's not quite a bad thing.
Eclipse the Moon
Aondeug, I would read the fuck out of that.
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Conserva-tan will be a massive Tsundere to him.
Just because it'll make people massively offended, especially his fans :).
I am only about half joking.
edited 10th Sep '12 2:55:03 PM by NickTheSwing
Eclipse the Moon
I mean, come on. If I wanted to read about parental incest, I'd read Genesis 19
I wish more Bible fanfiction was like Gurren Jesus. Because Jesus absorbing bullets in his body and shooting the out from his eyes to kill Nazis is much more original and entertaining that divine, sex ed failing, orgies.
edited 10th Sep '12 3:06:27 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price
NOT THE BEES
edited 10th Sep '12 4:58:46 PM by Pykrete
[Today's Jo Jo]
Seconded.
Thirded.
How fleeting...
“Colonel Brandon shook his head. ‘No,’ he said miserably. ‘Rhinos are powerless in cold weather.’
‘But polar bears aren’t,’ Marianne cried, stepping out from behind a cliff. While the men had been busy with Ben Bernanke, she’d occupied her time by morphing into a twenty-foot polar bear.”
Jane Austen is probably rolling over in her grave right now.
“Bolt crept towards Mitt Romney, his red puppy peen noticeably erect…”
I have nothing good to say about that.
“Adams advanced towards him, his rolls of fat squishing seductively together. ‘Mr. J, what do you say we reenact the Battle of Saratoga? You can be the retreating British forces, and I-’ he whipped off his nightshirt, flourishing it like a toreador’s cape - ‘will be the valiant, hard, glorious, advancing Americans.’
‘But Mr. A,’ whimpered Jefferson, ‘the Battle of Saratoga hasn’t even happened yet.’
‘Irrelevant! Now disrobe, you clodpole, and show me your genitals!’”
???????????
“Thomas Jefferson raised his head, exposing the Michelangelo-esque perfection of his face. His hair framed his visage like flamingly homosexual curtains.”
Homosexual curtains? Since when do curtains have a gender preference?
I don’t even know anymore.
This thread has made me laugh so much.
Seriously though, I sometimes really wonder what is wrong with some of these people...
Drugs + neurosis = terrible fanfiction ideas.
HMPH! Bolt/Romney, what an abomination.
The one, true pairing is Romney/Paul Ryan! Am I really the only one who can see the twu wuv?
edited 11th Sep '12 3:58:34 PM by NickTheSwing
x4 "Mr. Adams, damn you Mr. Adams, you are obnoxious and disliked, that cannot be denied."
edited 11th Sep '12 4:09:44 PM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
[Today's Jo Jo]
AWWWWWW YEEAAAAAAAHHHH
NOT THE BEES
And just because of that, I read his entire line in the voice of Harley Quinn.
I kind of want to read Jane Austen + polar bears.
edited 11th Sep '12 6:27:48 PM by Pykrete
Pride and Prejudice and Polar Bears coming soon to a bookstore near you
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
So is that an Animorphs crossover or is it just insane?
