WTF Fanfiction:

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A blog about memorable lines in fanfiction.

Fandom: Batman

“Joker penis got vvery big. 30 inches and ahalf, full of veins and no hair, just like the likes of Batgirl.”

Fandom: Castle

“she’s locked onto him like a horny koala to a sexy eucalyptus tree”

The ones tagged Assassin's Creed are the best.

edited 18th Dec '11 1:20:37 PM by melloncollie

When I still used Tumblr, this was what I followed.

It always delivers.
3 NEO18th Dec 2011 06:25:07 PM from Qrrbrbirlbel , Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Kyon wa s walk and he saw harhui and something was weird. he inahil and said, “Haruhi Suzumiya, is that a bananna in your skirt o-OH MY GOD!

But then kyon was rape bu Haruhi’s 4 foot penis and was then eat by her. He ded

THE END!
No regret shall pass over the threshold!
4 BearyScary18th Dec 2011 06:55:23 PM , Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
I still use Tumlah, but I never knew that this existed until now. SPONTANEOUS FOLLOW

"She felt a twinge in her sex at his remark." Fandom: Mass Effect

Well, Commander Sheperd has that effect on people. [lol]
""Fought Nazi Vampires like Badasses" is a fine thing to have engraved on your tombstone." - Shiny Tsukkomi
5 Ramus18th Dec 2011 07:28:18 PM from some computer somwhere.
Lead.
Lucy walked in looking like a huge fucking bitch. ‘I’m a huge fucking bitch, ’ she said.
The emotions of others can seem like such well guarded mysteries, people 8egin to 8elieve that's how their own emotions should 8e treated.
6 Firebert18th Dec 2011 07:55:40 PM from Somewhere in Illinois
That One Guy
[up][up]That he does.

[up]Well, at least she's openly honest about it. tongue
7 BlixtySlycat18th Dec 2011 08:18:05 PM from Driving the Rad Hazard
|like a boss|
Ugggggh, people falling for trollfics.

go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
"Falling for"? The blog is about collecting weird-ass lines, so we can laugh at their terribleness. Which is the intention of a trollfic, no?
9 BlixtySlycat18th Dec 2011 08:43:43 PM from Driving the Rad Hazard
|like a boss|
Well if that's the case, never mind. I thought it was about cataloging terrible fanfiction.

Which, while trollfics are that, they're that on purpose, so I've never been of the opinion that they "count", if you will.

Not that any of this really matters very much.

edited 18th Dec '11 8:44:03 PM by BlixtySlycat

go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
10 RocketDude18th Dec 2011 08:57:15 PM from AZ, United States
Face Time
Granted, trollfic produces some wonderful things, such as "IF YOU DO NOT MEET MY DEMANS...TOO LATE!"

edited 18th Dec '11 8:57:34 PM by RocketDude

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11 Komodin18th Dec 2011 10:50:24 PM from Green Hill Zone , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Sonic Wiki Curator of TV Tropes
Fandom: Death Note/Naruto

“The liqud came i mouth. It tated…werid. I nibbled a bit and he got louder. His baby was inside me now.”

12 Mukora19th Dec 2011 08:13:59 AM from a place , Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Uniocular
“YOU ARE A HALF-BREAD! YOU SHOUD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORNE! YOUR FATHER WAS A VAMPIRE AND YOUR MOM WAS A WHITCH! ITS WEIRD AND WRONG AND NOW YOUVE BROKEN BELLAS HEART! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!”
I have to wonder what a "half-bread" looks like.
13 Firebert19th Dec 2011 08:56:41 AM from Somewhere in Illinois
That One Guy
I can't imagine it'd be very pleasant to look at.
Fandom: Lord of The Rings

“”Did you hear me, Aragorn?” Legolas asked.

“I’m pregnant, and it’s yours.”“
Youkai Serious
[up]Why do I have the feeling that particular story takes itself way too seriously?
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
Beardless
[up][up] BRB, weeping for humanity.
I have no beard. I have no beard, and I must scream.
17 Firebert19th Dec 2011 07:52:51 PM from Somewhere in Illinois
That One Guy
Eh, he's not the only one who mistook Legolas for a woman initially.
18 lolacat19th Dec 2011 10:37:32 PM from Vancouver Island
Dead? You thought wrong
I really really really do not get mpreg fanfic that takes itself seriously.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
I really really really do not get mpreg fanfic
Period.

edited 19th Dec '11 10:54:09 PM by DorkLord

20 lolacat19th Dec 2011 11:13:09 PM from Vancouver Island
Dead? You thought wrong
How can anyone take the concept of it seriously?
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
21 Firebert20th Dec 2011 12:08:33 AM from Somewhere in Illinois
That One Guy
No idea. People are weird.
Oh My
I kind of want to take the idea seriously with a gay couple. IN CYBERPUNK LAND. Sadly I am pretty sure it will come out like shit. So back to lesbians.

edited 20th Dec '11 1:00:40 AM by Aondeug

If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
23 Komodin20th Dec 2011 01:28:05 AM from Green Hill Zone , Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Sonic Wiki Curator of TV Tropes
Fandom: Harry Potter

“Hedwig tried her hardest to control her moans, but with Hagrid looking deeply into her eyes & tracing his way down to her entrance with his hot tongue, yet another embarrassing “hoo” escaped her beak.”

Bestiality? In my Harry Potter? Surely, you jest?

Also, I'm not the only who's noticed that pretty much all the entries on this blog has something to do with sex as written by idiotic virgins, right?
Did you really expect something else? It's always about sex.

But it would be nice to see something like a hilariously awfully written fighting scene for a change.
25 lolacat20th Dec 2011 09:06:40 AM from Vancouver Island
Dead? You thought wrong
“Her rack was nice, like two peeled cantaloupes trying to break free of her v cut shirt.”

Ew.

edited 20th Dec '11 9:06:53 AM by lolacat

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

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