*brick'd*

And then the Fire Nation— *burnt to a crisp*

So what are we talk- ~*SPARROW'D*~

The ship sank, but at least I- *eaten by shark*.

What do you mean? Sharks don't — -shark chomps my arm off-

Hey, that looks kinda -atomized-

What's that rum-*ground crumbles*.

... Scared to the— *swallowed by the ground*

Good thing I could climb up using this flagpo-*struck by lightning*.

Hey at least I'm sti- *bifurcated by falling rubble*

Interesting, I've never seen bifurcate used in th— *Avada Kedavra'd*

edited 8th Aug '13 6:22:02 PM by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed

....I'm scar -A giant creature emerges from a portal to the land of nightmares and drags Philosopher off-

I just found this open in my many tabs. Huh, noth— -buried in a pile of tabs-

... I wonder— = killed by a chthonic elemental =

My lamp ran out of oil, do you- *eaten by a grue*.

You never take ali- Taken alive-

YOU [REDACTED] [EXPLEVTIVE], YOU SOLD ME OUT, YOU [REDACTED] -Alien Police Brutalitied!-

... I hate the Netherworld— =swallowed by the Netherworld=

I'm waiting patien-*censored due to Exo-Policy*.

Is this thing still-*Dragged away by conspirators who want this thread to stay dead because they need anchovies. Don't ask.*

Hey look, it's that th— Spychecked—

Oh wow, I fina- *head chainsawed in two*

Woah, careful with those head chu-*Chunk of ramuf's head hits me, sending me tumbling off a cliff.*

Friend Computer -Zapped by lasers-

Flying Frozen— * encased in ice and sent blasting off again *

Hey, I actualy get thi- -head asplode'd-

x4 I was wondering where that sig ca—

*waits for something to happen*

:/ *leaves*