What if Disney took over the world?

First, Glorious Leader Emperor Walter returns from the grave by doing this.

Then he takes over the world with an army who all have weapons that do this.

Then the world would look like this!

edited 5th Oct '11 8:15:30 AM by TheBatPencil

And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)

I would create the Don Bluth Resistence Party

If Walt did all this and more, I'd be content with it!

Otherwise, with the way Disney is run now, it would suck worse than current generation GOP domination of any kind.

That's all I want it to be.

edited 5th Oct '11 10:08:23 AM by LostAnarchist

This is where I, the Vampire Mistress, proudly reside: http://liberal.nationstates.net/nation=nova_nacio

It would be a world of laughter, a world of tears. A world of joys and a world of fears.

edited 5th Oct '11 10:07:48 AM by Pentadragon

And then appear in 2-3 pointless sequels.

Thread Hop: It would mean they beat the Koch Brothers to it. So the world would be better in every way.

Thread Hop: All culture would be lost in imitation, literature would be reduced to two hour sappy fairy tales, and television would still suck.

If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton books

Really depends on if it's Disney corporation or Disney canon.

They call themselves seamstresses -Feet Of Clay

Video games would be horrendous, and primarily aimed at young girls between the age of 6-12. Any games made outside of that demographic would be horrible, or have some kind of horrible flaw within it.

Either that, or Disney could sell a few of the rights to their work to other game companies to work with, and while the results may (or may not) be fantastic, there would plenty of Ho Yay for fans to make.

And television would be horrible, yes.

Hey, Disney games used to kick ass.

World would turn in to Sugar Bowl.

However, in the deepest parts of of world, all former Disney villains will fianly find an ally who even the greatest heroes and heroines can't win.

Black Soul of Humanity.

*heads of to write a fanfic based on this*

Who needs booze when you can get dizzy watching the flying scenes from The Rescuers Down Under?

edited 6th Oct '11 10:37:45 AM by HiddenFacedMatt

"The Daily Show has to be right 100% of the time; FOX News only has to be right once." - Jon Stewart

Wait, you mean Disney doesn't already control the world? Hasn't every president since Reagan been an Animatronic?

Trump delenda est

We'd live in a Crapsaccharine World designed to appease the Moral Guardians in every imaginable way. It would suck massively.

You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.

Mmm, close, but no. Cheney was the only Animatronic since Reagan.

I think we're already there. I'm not sure, I didn't check the sign as we drove past it.

edited 6th Oct '11 11:43:38 AM by Newfable

True enough... but it'd get worse.

You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it.

That'd be great— it would finally give the world an excuse to wipe Disney out once and for all.

You sure about that? How much Disney do you watch? I find Disney movies often say things that Moral Guardians aren't exactly comfortable with, such as their portrayal of corrupt religious figure Frollo in their version of The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, for example.

At the very least, I think they're more willing to flip off Moral Guardians than they're usually given credit for.

EDITED IN: Especially Pixar, with controversially anti-big-oil Cars 2 under their belt.

edited 6th Oct '11 12:53:06 PM by HiddenFacedMatt

"The Daily Show has to be right 100% of the time; FOX News only has to be right once." - Jon Stewart

Seriously though, you guys should read this. It is an alternate history that deals with a very similar premise.

The story asks, what if Walt Disney became President of the United States in 1952 instead of Eisenhower? Stuff happens.

edited 6th Oct '11 12:53:33 PM by Pentadragon

Please remember that there is a major, major difference between Corrupt Corporate Executives (or non-corrupt ones), and artists who just work (hard) there, and whose only crime is that they want to help create something beautiful, and make people a little bit healthier, happier, and positive... Without even getting much pay from the effort in most cases.

edited 6th Oct '11 12:59:21 PM by Prototype

Yeah the Disney movies typically aren't at all afraid to get uncomfortable. It's mostly just the network channels they own that have to be sanitized into oblivion.

I'm not very familiar with Disney's TV shows, but for the purposes of this thread I'm judging Disney by its movies, which are what I'm more interested in anyway.

"The Daily Show has to be right 100% of the time; FOX News only has to be right once." - Jon Stewart

Isn't Billy Bat about this, kind of?

And better than thy stroke; why swellest thou then?

First of all, the sitcoms will suck. Everyone would worship the latest Disney celebrity, even if it's against their will. Debby Ryan will be our next Over—I mean President. Mickey Mouse shaped security cameras will be plastered on every sidewalk, street, and corner. There will be a Disney store on every shop. Every actor will be replaced by the Disney stars and starlets, and soon, people would lose money on a grand scale...

But that's just my idea.

Cold on the outside, burning on the inside! I'm like a paradox or something!

I knew who made this thread before clicking on it.

Fake Goths, Libbys, and annoying teenagers and little brothers everywhere. I'd be the first to commit suicide.