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SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#26: Oct 9th 2011 at 10:05:12 AM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm at the top,
Of page #2!

KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#27: Oct 9th 2011 at 12:06:04 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue
Shut up and make me a sandwich

Sonic hates SOPA
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#28: Oct 9th 2011 at 12:08:10 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I butchered your father
And I'm breaking up with you.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Aniventerie Detective Extroadinaire from Imagination World Since: Apr, 2010
Detective Extroadinaire
#29: Oct 9th 2011 at 1:35:47 PM

Roses are 0xFF0000,

Violets are 0x00FF00,

You're so far away,

But our love is web safe.

(D'aaaw)

Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Balmung Since: Oct, 2011
#30: Oct 9th 2011 at 1:58:10 PM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia,
These flowers pick YOU!

KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#31: Oct 9th 2011 at 7:25:18 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue
A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me
I teach you
Pokémon
Gotta catch 'em all

Sonic hates SOPA
KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
#32: Oct 9th 2011 at 8:39:17 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

And I am fighting

Opera-singing poo

edited 9th Oct '11 8:39:48 PM by KatanaCat

If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Junfez Harlot from Boston Since: Jun, 2011
Harlot
#33: Oct 10th 2011 at 2:08:01 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fuck you, whore.

edited 10th Oct '11 2:09:27 PM by Junfez

At the end of the game, both the king and pawn go back in the same box.
SeanMurrayI Since: Jan, 2010
#34: Oct 10th 2011 at 8:12:55 PM

Roses are red,
Violet are blue.
Who, the fuck,
Am I writing poetry to?

Quarterman Picture not related from Side 7 Since: Aug, 2011
Picture not related
#35: Oct 12th 2011 at 10:15:12 PM

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Why?

Because fuck you

(that's why)

KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Ailedhoo Heroic Comedic Sociopath from an unknown location Since: Aug, 2011
KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#39: Oct 23rd 2011 at 5:03:06 AM

Roses are red

Violets are blue
You Killed My Father
I'll do the same to you!

edited 23rd Oct '11 5:03:25 AM by KuroFox

Sonic hates SOPA
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#40: Oct 23rd 2011 at 5:06:08 AM

[up][up][up]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

In soviet russia

Flowers pick up you!

Obviously better.

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
DhanaRagnarok Disturbingly mustachioed. from France. COCO-FLIPPIN'-RICO. Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Disturbingly mustachioed.
#41: Oct 23rd 2011 at 5:11:44 AM

Nobody did this one yet ?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Omaewa mo, shindeiru

Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
KuroFox Forum lurking fox from under a rock Since: Jun, 2010
Forum lurking fox
#42: Oct 23rd 2011 at 5:20:50 AM

I thought that was already posted by the person who had it in their signature?

Sonic hates SOPA
KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
#43: Oct 23rd 2011 at 8:26:50 AM

Roses are red, violets are blue, and you know this poem, was not written for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what, Starmie? Fuck you, just FUCK YOU!

edited 23rd Oct '11 8:28:13 AM by KatanaCat

If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
2659 Soul Stealer from The Shadows Since: Nov, 2011
Soul Stealer
#44: Nov 29th 2011 at 1:25:35 PM

roses are red violets are blue roses arnt the best coz we cover them in poo

Your Soul Will Burn
2659 Soul Stealer from The Shadows Since: Nov, 2011
Soul Stealer
#45: Nov 29th 2011 at 1:26:58 PM

roses are red violets are blue so why are oranges orange

Your Soul Will Burn
Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#46: Nov 29th 2011 at 1:36:53 PM

I don't remember where I saw it, but:

Roses are #ff0000
Violets are #0000ff
All of my base
Are belong to you.

edited 29th Nov '11 1:37:10 PM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
paradisedj32 pantheocidal maniac from soc. rep. of Felarya Since: Jan, 2011
pantheocidal maniac
#47: Nov 29th 2011 at 1:45:29 PM

Roses are red Violets are blue Pinkie pie's cupcakes are made out of YOU!

(yes, I did referance THAT MLP fanfic)

The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#48: Nov 30th 2011 at 8:18:12 AM

[up][up] That might be foxtrot or XKCD.

Roses are red,

Violets are green,

Your breath smells bad,

Use more Listerine.

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Jimmmyman10 cannot into space from polan Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
cannot into space
#49: Nov 30th 2011 at 8:20:06 AM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

IN SOVIET RUSSIA

POEM TELLS YOU!

Go play Kentucky Route Zero. Now.
Premonition45 Since: Mar, 2011
#50: Nov 30th 2011 at 10:41:12 AM

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Why aren't violets violet?

I don't have a clue.

edited 30th Nov '11 10:41:22 AM by Premonition45


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