Classy up a meme

1068: I used to sing that at camp!

I AM AIMING AND DISCHARGING MY LIGHT RAYS AMPLIFIED BY STIMULATED EMISSION OF RADIATION!

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.

The sum of my physiology has completed its preparations.

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

I am the monarch of dice,
I am the most capable individual in this world
I do not abide by the rules
I am second-in-command to Lucifer himself.

I cannot grant you access to this area
Because you have not completed every mission
Gather the legally binding documents for me, hurry up,
Gather them for the monarch!

On the chance that you have not completed your goal
And have not worked in a vigorous manner,
Nay, I shall not grant you access to this area
Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with me!

Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with the monarch of dice!
(Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with the monarch of dice!)
Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with me!
(Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with that individual!)
Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with the monarch of dice!
(Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with the monarch of dice!)
Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with me!

I am the monarch of dice,
Obey my very words,
Lucifer has set a fee for you!
And I shall ensure that he is justly compensated.

I have not a second to fool around
And I would advise you to share this sentiment
Gather the legally binding documents, IMMEDIATELY!
Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with me!

Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with the monarch of dice!
(Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with the monarch of dice!)
Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with me!
(Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with that individual!)
Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with the monarch of dice!
(Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with the monarch of dice!)
Do not dare to engage in tomfoolery with me!

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."

Now I need to see someone classy up the Cuphead theme.

"Please worship the round celestial object in the sky that provides light." -Sir Solarie of Astora.

edited 23rd Oct '17 8:19:52 PM by Albino_Axolotl

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.

There is a rapping on the door. It came from the middlemost country of North America. And they came upon gigantic sailing vessels. That are equipped with firearms.

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.

The star in closest proximity to our Earth is, in truth, a wretched and murderous beam of light that eradicates and evaporates all in its path~

Are you ready? Go live!

Film and TV animation designed in Japan does actually exist as a fact or object, am I being veracious?!

❤️ Film and TV animation designed

in Japan does actually exist

ANIME'S REAL, RIGHT?!

...

Luigi's irreverent charade consisting of a caricaturized man of Chinese descent playing the role of an American West cattle herder is of such unfathomable obscenity that his elder brother Mario's peptic ulcer throbs in distress to the point of nearly combusting, the consequential gastralgia of which is of such an intensity that he is rendered incapable of politely requesting that Luigi rectify his bigoted and socially-unacceptable behavior.

Mario, hypocrite that he is, performs an irreverent charade consisting of a caricaturized man of Japanese descent playing the role of an American West cattle herder that is of such unfathomable obscenity that the Abrahamic creator deity himself descends from the afterlife that serves as his dominion to politely request that Mario heed his own advice and rectify his bigoted and socially-unacceptable behavior.◊

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!

At present, I would like to introduce the next segment of our broadcast: the meteorological report!

Edited by burinnu on Sep 16th 2018 at 8:19:44 AM

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.

I wish to be the very pinnacle of my profession, unlike any other individual who came before me. To acquire many powerful creatures is my actual crucible, and my reason is to coach them to become a powerful team. I have a strong desire to journey to every corner of the world, specifically looking everywhere For pocket-sized monsters so that I may be able to comprehend the innate abilities they possess within their beings. Pocket monsters! I must acquire every one of them. I am certain that it will play a vital role in my future. Pocket monsters! You are my closest companions in a realm which we must protect from those who wish to destroy it. Pocket monsters! A cardiac vessel so focused on its goal, the bravery that is within us will see us through to the end of the realization of our goals. If you will educate me about myself I will educate you about yourselves. Pocket monsters! I must acquire every one of them. Every single one!

edited 11th Nov '17 5:49:04 PM by Albino_Axolotl

When you're not the father, It's a great big surprise. Thats-a-Maury.

I propose a hypothetical question: who would be victorious in combat?

Today's matchup, in the red corner, we have the simple fact that one is free to use one's time as one will, and even if one accounts for the necessities of life (with "necessities" in scare quotes, if one wishes to take a cheap political jab), one generally has somewhere between two and eight hours a day to spend as one will.

And in the blue corner, one simple website dedicated to cataloguing recurring patterns in media.

Who would win: hours of free time, or one tropey boy?

Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.

You are aware of the cultural phenomenon involving a short fellow with pointed ears who labors under the watchful eye of Kris Kringle, more commonly known as Santa Claus, who resides upon your shelf.

Now prepare yourself for an unfertilized, cooked chicken egg placed upon the lower limb of an athlete.

Are you ready? Go live!

Oh confound it! The one who goes by 'Tim,' or 'Jim' depending on what version it is, put my stapler which is very important to me in a preserved gelatin treat! This is implied to be a VERY common occurence!

I'm Huney B now. Okay?

Please, cease with your insistence on trying to make "fetch" a popular catch phrase. The most you say it, the less likely it is to become popular.

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!

Existing as a result of birth for the sole purpose of going the way of all flesh
Globe is merely an act of debauchery
Terminate the entire lot, MCMLXXXIX
I, myself, am only a worthless homo sapien.
Four hundred and ten billion, seven hundred and fifty seven million, eight hundred and sixty four thousand, five hundred and thirty constables confirmed demised.

BORN TO DIE, WORLD IS A FUCK, Kill Em All 1989, I am a trash man, 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

...

Doing an expansion of the post I made some time back...

I chortle mightily. I'm in agreement to remain while the line proceeds.

I acknowledge you're correct! I yearn to grant upon you a request for the transmission of a good. I am referred to as Aku. I am of great belief I have been recorded on a cutting-edge abacus-esque device. INDEED, it is the substance of my seeking! I shall seek from you a gargantuan- I BEG YOUR PARDON?! I am bemused... OF EXCEEDING HUSKINESS! Within the space of exactly one half of an hour, lest a monetary transaction of any sort not take place? OF EXCEPTIONAL DESIRABILITY! (rancorous cachinnation)

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)

Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today? Not that I was implying that homosexual individuals were somehow inferior to heterosexuals such as myself, no no no no no no no...

Long version: "I'm not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that..."

Short version: "No homo."

I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!

Habitual investigation, I presume.

Snooping as usual, I see.

Time for a sequel to this. XD

"Buongiorno!"

"Forgive me, for I am not fluent in the native tongue of italics."

"This is the establishment known as my female parent's pizzeria. What variety of pizza do you desire?"

"Excuse me. Your superiors have deemed it necessary to give you an occupation in the business of comestibles? Oh my."

"Well, that is simply the reality of some situations."

"That is absolute madness. Please understand, my friend, I am quite ravenous. Very well. I crave a pizza that lacks any trace of dairy products, or cooked flesh."

"Certainly!"

"Very well. I also do not care for edible plants, you see, and I desire two pizzas prepared as described. I am incredibly ravenous, in twice the normal amount. I also prefer that the pizzas be served without a skeletal system."

"Excuse me?"

"What is the matter?"

"You want pizzas without skeletal systems."

"Do you plan to place skeletal systems within my comestibles?"

"Perhaps I shall. Perhaps... I will simply not prepare any pizza."

"Don't you dare fool around with me at this moment. I must have that pizza, as soon as possible."

"I shall refuse to serve you pizza until you orally stimulate me as soon as possible."

"Now see here, your business practices have not at all lived up to my expectations."

"You childish scoundrels have not lived up to my expectations. What on earth is pizza without a skeletal system? What skeletal system? What sort of creature do you think pizza comes from?"

"I swear on my soul, and my footwear. If I compensate you financially for this pizza, and it is delivered with a skeletal system in it, you will have reached the end of the line."

"Do you think I am concerned? Make your way to the pizzeria at this moment, and I shall give you a beatdown with no skeletal system. I shall put a special sale on it!"

"I do believe I shall simply order comestibles originating from the country of China. Those fellows do not put skeletal systems into my comestibles... on most occasions."

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."

Copulation amongst the clade Anthophila is considered in vogue.

It's hip to fuck bees!

edited 17th Nov '17 12:18:06 PM by GrafVonTirol

1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)

Osseous mammary glands.

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

I desire a romantic partner with breasts on the large side and an affinity for dark subjects.

need me a big tiddy goth gf

I'm Huney B now. Okay?

AFTER WHICH THE ASSEMBLED CAST FORNICATED.

Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.

Guys, run for your lives, because standing right over there is Sans the Skeleton from the 2015 indie RPG Undertale!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Let us discuss your weapon choice, as it resembles a gauntlet decorated with utensils for serving dairy products! It strikes me that your reasoning behind this choice may have been for psychological reasons, possibly relating to feelings of inadequacy in the bedroom. Have I presumed correctly, Sir Frederick?

"Let's talk about the butter knives, man. What's with the butter knives? I mean are you trying to compensate for something? Maybe coming up a little short between the legs, Mr. Krueger?"

Edited by burinnu on Sep 16th 2018 at 8:20:04 AM

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.