Classy up a meme

My company of three humans genetically similar to me and I can collectively be considered in first place.

Now observe closely, here is the objective! You fall to the floor thanks in part to this banana peel!

At this present time observe this mesh of fibers designed to ensnare prey, which I located immediately prior! When I emit a vocalization of 'go', prepare yourselves to launch this object from your grip!

edited 8th Nov '16 7:41:03 PM by Anomalocaris20

VII, the father of my own father!... A prehistoric community?! I question for the relevance of this excrement!

Oh dear, what things am I fighting for?

You are quite a cunning... FEMALE CANINE!

The entirety of your territory has come into our possession.

Confront me if thou must, comrade.

Such an attitude is politically considered overwhelmingly violent, inhuman and overly forceful.

I shall proceed to inform the law enforcement officials via telephone!

The group of frenetic-tempo low-tuned guitar musicians known by the enterprisal pseudonym "Slayer" have a noticeable affection to the image of the treacherous messenger "Lightbringer", mentioned proeminently in Christian tradition (As they do for the umbralic torturous realm destined for those of inexemplary conducts, which the mentioned is greatly associated with).

...Subsequently, the rigid internal structure of a vertebrate animal forcibly ejected itself from the enclosure, with a sudden noise that would have been comical if the situation was not so thouroughly nightmarish.

I have arrived in the "Classy up a meme" thread. The meme has been classed up, the jokes are funny, and my genitalia is outside of my pants.

I have been ejected from the thread.

Please select the character in the following array whose listed attributes are most similar to your own.

My culinary taste for beverages is constituted by such examples as bovine mammary secretions.

In order to continue this relationship. I recommend that you insert your masculine genital in your partner's anal cavity.

I cannot abstain from noticing that such a visual element is a truly outstanding representation of a Japanese-made bladed weapon.

(Insert the quantity of users who have selected the "dislike" option) have attempted and failed to select the "like" button, instead accidentally selecting "dislike".

Do not attempt to engage either myself or my progeny in conversation at any point in the future.

Unless you present to me photographic proof, those series of events never happened at all.

In this area, please erect a machine for the purpose of dispensing ammunition and other supplies.

"Would you by chance loan me your communication device for a brief momet?"

"This is the Reconnaissance Infantryman, the presence of water droplets reflecting and refracting light causes my eyes to lachrymation during a sorrowful breakdown."

Sir, do you desire an exchange of blows with intent to harm?

Engage me in fisticuffs within the physical realm outside of this information network, good sir.

Rejoice, for we are refered as the rational indo-arabic numeral "One".

There are a large multitude of entities that must be obliterated.