Classy up a meme

Oh, jubilation, I have selected the board game piece that resembles Eugene Krabs!

Pardon me, was the life of Jet permanently terminated? I do not believe it was clearly disclosed.

"My previous female romantic companion was transfigured into the moon."

"...That is rather coarse, friend."

The Young Man wearing Green Armour who rode a Ride Chaser

edited 19th Aug '16 8:19:09 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder

I declare that the dragon-esque antagonist of the video game franchise Metroid is far too vast to be included as a controllable role in a Super Smash Bros. game.

"I would greatly request for someone to immediately position a station that provides medical services and munitions within my vicinity." -The Reconnaissance Infantryman.

I have women I respect in Atlanta.

I consume drugs and Fanta.

I use my credit card to pay for groceries.

You will suffer an unpleasant experience.

Riding atop motor vehicles! *an electric guitar is played*

edited 20th Aug '16 12:46:53 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder

Hark! That gentleman approaches! Oh, my. How fare you, sir?

I have been told you have a preference for Mudkip

I implore you, are you prepared to deal with an animatronic character who resembles an Ursus arctos?

Individual who has committed the act of betrayal!

edited 20th Aug '16 6:56:37 PM by IchigoMontoya

"From the time that this was written, one Gary Oak was in this given location. However, one Ashton Ketchum is an underachieving ne'er-do-well."

edited 20th Aug '16 7:26:02 PM by TheFarmboy

Away with you contemptable ruffians; I am a member of species Tamandua Mexicana.

edited 20th Aug '16 9:25:58 PM by dvorak

What is that unfashionable brand of footwear you are wearing?

edited 20th Aug '16 10:25:52 PM by ironcommando

I say, Daniel! Your choice of footwear is especially delightful today!

She does not even attend this academic center of learning!

You simpleton! As it is in this realm, he who does not slaughter others shall himself be slaughtered!

edited 22nd Aug '16 12:17:01 PM by DrNoPuma

Chauffer! Move us into proxemity to those ruffians; I intend to fence with them.

Board our automobile, lesser one! We are embarking on a voyage to the local shopping mall!

edited 22nd Aug '16 7:56:02 PM by IchigoMontoya

Heavens preserve us, a wildcat! To the automobile, posthaste.

Who was the victor? Who shall compete next? You, dear viewer, can choose!

You have been subjected to a ball being shot down a basket and scoring!

Do you have the desire to shape your oral cavity in such a way that it would make intimate physical contact with a spiritual apparition?

• Why the hell not?
• Why the hell not?
• Why the hell not?
• Why the hell not?