intellectual rapist
lets watch sex and zen
This level of trolling is reasonable for Commander Obvious. What do you think of this, everyone?
<is also waiting for popcorn>
Hey bro. The queue for the popcorn stretches a kilometre.
Literally.
There's actually a dot-matrix traffic sign up there.
ETA to Counter at 1.1km - 40 mins
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...This movie place is very large.
I know what movie I will see now! I'm gonna see Captain America The First Avenger! GO MARVEL! But first, I still wait for popcorn.
edited 20th Aug '11 6:06:43 PM by Mort08
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Yeah... well, we can talk while we wait. <offers hand>
Name's Hopey. I hate watching films by myself. But I must..., I guess.
edited 7th Aug '11 7:12:44 PM by Inhopelessguy
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I'm Mort08. Call me Mort. I like movies a LOT, actually. Escapism thing.
edited 20th Aug '11 6:06:54 PM by Mort08
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Yeah, yeah me too. I hate going by myself.
Hey! Here's an idea!
How about we help each other jump this 1.1km long queue and then we go see a film together?
...
Or just somehow jump the queue.
I'm not a monster.
Let's sneak in!
Seven barrels of Laser Death.
Jamais vu
-throws popcorn at the screen and talks loudly on a cellphone- THIS MOVIE SUCKS
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
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-Stares blankly at the before film commercials-
Must...buy...a Coca-Cola...and a Cadillac.
edited 9th Aug '11 10:22:46 PM by Quarterman
Argh!! When will the movie start?
I'm not a monster.
Patience is a virtue, dracosketch.
Seven barrels of Laser Death.
Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
This movie totally sucks, man! That's not how it happened in the comic books, so it must suck!
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
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(watching the Mission Impossible trailer)
Looks like fun.
(watching the Tintin trailer)
Oh, I'll definitely be catching that.
(watching the Spider-Man reboot trailer)
...I feel physically ill...
(watching the Contagion trailer)
...THAT DIDN'T HELP!
(watching the Abduction trailer)
Big Bad: Nathan...we will find you.
Me: We know you're a werewolf. And if not, then we know you're related to one. Basically...run.
edited 20th Aug '11 6:04:19 PM by Mort08
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I'm not a monster.
Ugh! It's twenty minutes after the film was supposed to start and we're still on the trailers!
Seven barrels of Laser Death.
Looks like it won't end.
I'm not a monster.
Oh, look! Those fancy words that say "Now for our feature presentation"! Who has the popcorn? It's coming on!
Seven barrels of Laser Death.
No, that's for a Power Point ad.
I'm not a monster.
Damn. Does anyone have the popcorn? Did we buy any?
Seven barrels of Laser Death.
Yeah.
I got a couple kilos right here, brah.
I'm not a monster.
Pirate AND writer!
Hotel Mario??? Hoo boy. Anyone got some vodka-laced drinks? We'll be needing them.
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Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
I thought we were watching Return to Gamelon?! HOPEY, Y U MISINFORM ME OF THE FILM?!
-Drinks barrel of mead, then cries because I can't go to the toilet because the film just started-
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I'm going up there and having a little chat with the projectionist. Anyone have requests?
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Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Return to Gamelon please. -Runs to toilet-
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Exactly What It Says on the Tin. And...GO!
Yeah! I love movies! I'm gonna go see ALL OF THEM! Except for Transformers. No way am I seeing Transformers. I wonder what movie I'll catch first...but before that, popcorn!!!
edited 20th Aug '11 6:07:30 PM by Mort08
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