We are using our avatars in some MMO simulation

My new chracter is super-fast, super-smart, super-reflexes, and has SCISSORS.

My guy can dodge bullets. No otha' class is gonna do dat!

edited 14th Aug '11 2:35:12 AM by thespacephantom

Well... we should team up.

I have a quest!

Does it involve stealing intel LIKE A BOSS capping points LIKE A BOSS killing the BLU team LIKE A BOSS or pushing a bomb cart LIKE A BOSS?

Because that's all my character can do.

Well, we have to go 20 km north and find a couple of magic gemstones, and then crush a rebellion next door.

OK! :D

...

Do you have a car?

All I have is this Product Placement contract from Ford, so... a Focus? You want a Ford Focus? That good enough?

I don't need a car! Watch this! -Davescout drinks a can of Bonk! Atomic Punch and runs really, really fast.-

TG:im a freaking blur here

<drives up>

Dude, you're travelling at 60 mph.

How the fu...

Anyway, we're here.

A looming rock face comes into view. Two sparkles indicating the gemstones... sparkle.

-hits a sparkle with a baseball bat, gets killed by a rock monster-

TG:the hell was that crap

IH: Dude, you got the key combo wrong. It's X, X, X, A1, not X, X, X, A2

I think we need to try a different method!

edited 14th Aug '11 2:47:32 AM by Inhopelessguy

I added a shiny effect!

We need to raid a dungeon!

-is attacked by fairies-

AH! GRAZEGRAZEGRAZEGRAZEGRAZEGRAZE.... DIE FAIRIES! -Fires back enough to kill them (temporarily)-

My character has learned Za Warudo! It's awesome!

...Damn. And I have trouble dodging the normal version of that.

Why yes I am referencing Touhou.

He my character leveled up and changed from stick figure to meme class.

Lets rock out exp with 300.

My character is wise, and despite the age, can still fight well.

I dare people to challenge him!

I challenge you! My blinding speed, sharp sword, and unfairly tiny hitbox help me beat the crap out of you!

edited 16th Sep '11 4:32:11 PM by Artemis92

<Link enters the game. The swordsmen/bowmen/bomber/bard/sailor/train driver/horsemen/hookshot user is ready to go on adventure... while remaining a Heroic Mime>

I have the advantage, due to using a Touhou character. Flight and danmaku, can't be topped.

edited 17th Sep '11 2:05:46 AM by TARDISES

Shadowboxing ftw.

I'm a dragon.

You'd better prepare that raid with epic gear...

Haruhi has a massive case of Alt-itis as she made five accounts, placed three of them in the Princess category, made one of them a shop-keeper, then injected the last one with so much testosterone that he is able to make drills out of his own blood.

edited 21st Sep '11 2:12:54 PM by Psyga315

You have 6 characters at once! What hack did you use?