You ask the next poster a question, and then the next poster answers it and posts their own question.
Do you own any pets?
Space Molly Weasley
Towels.
Class, what have you learned today?
"Anemone dear, I know you want to be more independent from me, but... please take care, okay?"
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
That being forgetful is not good? 
What is a man?
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
dizzy
What I am.
What was your worst injury?
simple as
Jer gets all the girls
Broke both bones in my arm as a kid doing a front flip through a hoop. Censored for grossness: I didn't notice I'd broken my arm until I realised that, although my fingers were touching my armpit, my elbow wasn't bent.
Got a worse injury than that?
edited 1st Apr '15 4:08:20 AM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The Absolute Madman
Nah.
So, what is the April Fools joke this year on TV Tropes?
The Absolute Madman
Wait and see.
Would it be a worm to the computer maybe?
"We be we baby!"
Something something smithy
I have no damn clue.
What do you think of my mental state?
Something something Arena.
Not as bad as people make it out to be.
Same question.
Who cares about mental states? I'm not giving diagnostics.
When was the last time you forgot something really easy to remember?
edited 1st Apr '15 1:06:18 PM by yellowturtle
Crow: There's a plot?
Tief girl with eartude
...I'm not sure.
Do you drink on weekdays?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
The Absolute Madman
I drink a lot of water, if that's what you mean, on everyday.
What's your Berserk Button?
"We be we baby!"
'Is'?
Do you have any people in your life you hate you on a Demon vs Angel scale?
Crow: There's a plot?
Maid of Time
.... what?
Did you understand that?
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Tief girl with eartude
Not really...
Do you find it frustrating when you ninja someone who gets a page topper, and are thus ignored?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Never happened.
Fine. Do you have anyone you really, really, really, hate un-realistically?
Crow: There's a plot?
No.
Do you own a helmet of some kind?
The Absolute Madman
Not anymore, since I was little.
Did you ever have a sharp object stab your palm on accident?
"We be we baby!"
Maid of Time
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nop
yikes, no
Can you ride a bike?
edited 1st Apr '15 2:47:52 PM by Brahian1
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Yes, it's great exercise.
Do you know how to swim?
Crow: There's a plot?
my current job
No. I took lessons, those did nothing.
What is your favorite visual puzzle?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
I do not do visual puzzles.
Ever done something that crossed the Moral Event Horizon?
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
...Not that I'm aware of.
The next troper pillages villages in their free time.
Crow: There's a plot?
Maid of Time
pfff no
Do you, or have you ever, seen a llama kiss a llama on the llama?
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
I don't know the answer to that, but I know two people who would: Kyubey and Felix Faust. I'm sure they would provide you with the answer, for a price.
Besides clothes, what else do you have literally hanging around?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.