Sneering Imperialist
I am curious as to how the Isle of Sodor might descend into supervillainy. I bet it was that Fat Controller. Clue's in the name, people.
edited 20th Jun '11 5:37:10 PM by pagad
With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars.
Show an affirming flame
Collateral Damage Man: born in the Dresden Air Raid...
...
...on second thought that would be an awesome superhero.
Charlie Stross's cheerful, optimistic predictions for 2017, part one of three.
Irritable Bowel Man - always cautious of what he eats!
Rebar Man! I mean seriously, rebar is...a metal stick, basically. Useful for hitting people with. Wait, that just makes you a vigilante who uses rebar as a weapon, not a real superhero. Oops.
Anyway, here's another one, sort of, that I thought of years ago...
...well, how about no. I don't really feel like it.
Flora Segunda | World Made By Hand | Monster Blood Tattoo ^You should read these series.
Public Service Announcement Man! Shocking people with graphic images and anvilicious propaganda!
Speaking of anvilicious, I could tell you my "guy who can conjure up anvils, cartoon-style" idea, but he is quite simply not a superhero. He's a petty criminal sort of mage from my primary fictional world, and I don't want terminology confusion. But it is quite an amusing idea.
Flora Segunda | World Made By Hand | Monster Blood Tattoo ^You should read these series.
Humans inferior. Ultron superior.
We accept supervillains too. 
Indecisive pumpkin
Self Deprecation Man: He's physically invisible, but his self-esteem is so low that he always goes in to battle thinking his ass is gonna get kicked.
‽‽‽‽ ^These are interrobangs. Love them. Learn them. Use them.
Two-bit blockhead
Baby Powder Man: Sure. Go ahead and laugh. Laugh at the man in the big sunglasses. That is, until he conjures up a smoke screen of talcum and corn starch and takes out those bank robbers.
Actually, I should write this.
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
A mutant (yeah, I'm too lazy to come up with an origin) with the ability to speak in word bubbles.
Proud Canadian
A man who shoot firework-like laser beams from his penis when he pelvic thrusts. He is inexplicably disco-themed.
I do not remember the context of me making this up.
edited 21st Jun '11 11:33:38 AM by Erock
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Sneering Imperialist
Man With Rifle Man! He shoots criminals.
With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars.
Humans inferior. Ultron superior.
Criminals, beware of... the Pedestrian! He... er, walks.
Bite my shiny metal ass.
The Mod with the Migraine
I wrote up a PC for an Aberrant game once - a Death Metal singer, whose tragic superpower was draining the life out of anyone who heard her sing. Naturally, she first demonstrated this on stage in a battle of the bands competition ...
That’s the epitome of privilege right there, not considering armed nazis a threat to your life. - Silasw
I AM NOT A TREE
Business Man!
Extreme stuntman Rod Dangerman by day, at night he is THE BUSINESS MAN
NO TREE FOR ME (ALSO LOVES HER BOYFRIEND)
A guy who finds a supernatural scythe... but doesn't use it because other weapons are far more practical.
Proud Canadian
A disco themed guy who shoots violent, firework themed fire out of his dick after pelvic thrusts.
I did not think of this now.
If you don't like a single Frank Ocean song, you have no soul.
Audit Man! Going over your financial records with a fine tooth comb!
Spork Man, who fights with the power of the spork.
The Protomen enhanced my life.
3 microphones forever
The Glacier, who has the power of superhuman slowness. I actually wrote a whole song about him last year
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Possible Stomatopod
Soup Or Man! With the power to become either soup, or man. But not both at the same time.
I draws things. And I seem to be some sort of marine entity.
Mr. Mohawk
Bringing terrible to new heights, it's The Whaler! With his telepathic abilities, he can pinpoint whales (and only whales) anywhere in the world, teleport them to him, then use said whale as a melee/throwing weapon. He claims they enjoy it, but that does not prevent PETA and Green Peace from becoming his sworn enemies.
Not really in the theme, I know, but where else am I going to bring this guy up? Four years of service, and the only other way I know how to use him is to tell people that you can literally make anything with Mutants And Masterminds.
Hit by a radioactive car, Calton Arthur developed amazing power and decided to become a vigilante called the Automobile. Over the course of his career, he had battled nefarious foes such as Baron Trucker, Thomas The Tank Engine, Doctor Diesel and the Aerofiend!
edited 20th Jun '11 5:39:34 PM by Nightwire
Bite my shiny metal ass.