We are Personality Cores!

A game for Portal Fans.

Rules: Suggest a themed core and see the next Troper play it.

Starter: Anxiety Core.

Wait don't do that please just leave me alone there is no cake why do I keep seeing cake please don't hurt me help me help me help me. Hey who are you, why are you doing this? leave me be. no go away. What did I do to you who are you are you evil? help me.

Evil plots core

Ooooh, let's go for a plot involving Mind Controlling cake, no, no, no, no, no, how about... We create more than one of me! We make an army of me! The enemy will be overwhelmed by my complete, absolute genius! HAHAHAHAHA!

Gaming Core.

What! Are you serious! I totally shot that guy first. Dammit, there goes my killstreak. You know, screw this game, I'm playing some fighters now...WHAT THE HELL! I was totally blocking, how did he attack me! Wow, I'm sure loving all this lag.

Insanity Core

The invisible personality cores are telling me I should kill you. But I don't know. Should I? Sometimes they give me good advice, sometimes they don't. But I like to listen to them anyway because they're my only friends. I HAVE FRIENDS NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE! IT'S AN EXCLUSIVE PARTY OF FRIENDS, and you are not invited! Because I like my friends! They like me.

Sycophant Core

Hello I am the new core in today. What is that you want me to let you out of the building? Okay.

Empathetic core

Oh how are you? Mute? I feel that.

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Ooh, I want to empathize with the Knitting Core.

edited 25th Apr '11 6:17:56 AM by Braincogs

Hello there. I have a present for you. It is a sweater. I knitted it for you myself. I think it will go nicely with the socks and pajama bottoms I am currently knitting for you. You should wear them all as a set. That way, you will look good for your funeral after G La DOS kills you, and I will feel good because of it.

Depressed Core.

My existence is meaningless. I'm a one trick pony who only can travel by rails. I wish I had hands I'n which I could shoot myself. "To be or not to be that is the question.". But do I actually care about the answer.

Oh.... Hello Friendship Core. Leave me alone.

Hi! You're awesome, you know that? Mind if we hang out a while? I have some spinning tricks I'm sure you'll just love! And maybe together we can take them down! You do the WHOOSH! thing with that hole gun, and I'll... huh. Haven't worked that bit out yet. No matter, you can do this! I believe in you! Hey, I know, you can throw me!

And if I survive, I'd love for you to meet the Architecture Core.

edited 25th Apr '11 10:24:52 PM by Tangent128

Oh dear, I'm afraid the structure we currently inhabit is dangerously unstable. Over the years, it's integrity has been compromised by a combination of time and the natural elements without any proper maintenance considerations. Fortunately, I am properly prepared to organize and oversee efforts to install proper structural integrity fortifications, or if necessary, design an entirely new building. For Science!

That is, if I'm not too bothered by the Annoyance Core.

edited 25th Apr '11 10:37:49 PM by SpaceJawa

Hiiiiiii! Where's the lady with the gun? She owes me two bucks! I'm going to keep talking until she coughs it up. Look ! Depression Core would you like to hear about my stamp collection.

(The depression for us looking for a magnet). Can someone find Comedy Core?

Hello, evercore! I just rolled in from the tube system, and boy is my shell sore!

• rimshot*

Hope you don't mind if I just hang around. Granted, that's about all any of us can do, but that's beside the point.

Hey, you hear the one about the depressed researcher? When people asked what he did for a living, he told them he worked at Aperture Sighence!

• rimshot*

Thank you, thank you, I'm here for all eternity!

Now while I prepare for the main routine, may I momentarily hand things over to my good pal, the Musical Core!

(The Musical Core constantly plays background music from the games on full volume while humming to it.)

The Schadenfreude Core.

-ACTIVATES A CRUSHER ABOVE THE ANNOYANCE CORE-

Heheh, now where's that laser I had for the Ocean Sphere?

Oh man, I want to see the ocean! Even a small sea would do, really! Just a big open expanse of water for me to SWIM IN! I wanna see the whales. Can we see the whale, pretty lady? I want to ride one and call him Willy and we'll have so many adventures together! Maybe we can invite the movie critic core, too!

No. The ocean is where the movie "Titanic" took place abd everyone knows how AWFUL a movie that was. Now Gnomeo and Juliet. THAT was a good movie. Possibly the BEST movie anyone could ever hope to see in their entire lives. The plot was simply thrilling and original and it was brilliantly scripted. I cannot say enough good things about this movie. The joke is Movie Critic Core loves terrible movies AHA HA HAHHAHAH/not funny

I know Military Core loves this movie too. He came with me to see the private screening.

edited 26th Apr '11 6:20:28 AM by BlaineTheM0n0

Pull your uniform back up! No troop in my regiment will get away with such an utter disregard for their uniform! ARE YOU IGNORING YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER? THIS. IS. THE MARINE CORE. Drop and give me 200 portal-flings!

Now where's that Radio Sphere?

edited 26th Apr '11 6:31:44 AM by Braincogs

I'm right over here, blasting non-stop tunes on KPTL Aperture Radio! This next song is going straight out to the Tsundere Core!

Oh.... You're sweet. But how dare you play "Still Alive"! That's not a romantic song! Hmm...... But I still love you honey. But you piss me off so much! You and your friend the Hobo Core.

Hi, I'm the- the hoh-boh-sf-eer I got 60 bucks to get turned into this little ball thing. Hey, got any booze? I'd like some booze. And a mouth. To drink booze. How 'bout you Drunk Sphere? You want booze?

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Hey, m'boy! The Stoic Core! You wanna drink?

No. It clouds the mind. My mind must be kept clear; focused. I must be focused on focusing.

-FOCUSES-

Bathing Sphere, stop that!

You rub the lotion on the skin or else it gets DRY AGAIN!

Can you pass me a towel, Deadpan Core?

-gargles and splashes water over the place-

Hey Determinator Core, do you like bubble baths?